CAPTION the unveiling of the new White House presscorp banner

[underpants]

[bamademo]

1. Protecting my ass.

[SmileyBoy]

7. Hey, that's kind of a play on words. You could do it either way.

"Protecting, my ass." means that they're not protecting any sort of freedom in journalism, or anything that's good.

"Protecting my ass." means they're covering Chimpy's ASS!!!

[skip fox]

2. W. is "thinking": "Geez. That was a GREAT idea for homeland security, not

dumb, like karl said. I think he's just jealous cause he didn't think of it himself. Hell, I thought it even had a catchy little title: The Pocket Protector of Homeland Security. We laminate all our borders! Simple. We can still see through them to see who's coming, but if undesirables and evil doers come, well, they're like the messy pens and we don't need nothing staining our shores and stuff. . . . . Geez. It would've worked, too. Karl's just jealous cause he can't think as good as me."

[Zero Gravitas]

3. Dumbass

is looking more and more funny/gross looking recently. What a maroon.

[Padraig18]

4. "Pudding! Mmmmmmm..."

:bounce:

[myomy]

5. Wonder what my speech says? WhoÕre all these people?

.

[cosmicdot]

6. W is thinking: It's getting harder to concentrate ... in my head are

these voices tormenting me ... I hear Karl and Poppy and Baker and Babs and Dick and Lynne and Andy and the rest of them ... yelling at me as if it's my fault ... gotta look resolute and stuff ... what does gaunt mean anyhoo? ... can't slip off the rock ... can't slip off the rock ...