Bar's open! What'll ya have?

[Maeve]

After that GD mess, I feel the need for a virtual "Cheers".

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[Brucey]

1. I'll have a virtual martini.

Shaken, not stirred.

[Maeve]

3. Right away, Mr Bond!

Nice disguise, by the way!

[commander bunnypants]

2. Tab is one me I got electricity

I will have a shot of goldsclagger and a ice cold beer. Canadian please?


DDQM

[Maeve]

8. I'll see if I can wrestle one away from the bear

Or just get him to serve--he always wanted to tend bar!

[greatauntoftriplets]

4. A large virtual Irish, if you please, Maeve.

Don't tell the boss, because I am still at work.

And thank you!

[Maeve]

9. We've got a wide variety of that particular creature

I prefer the Bushmills, but there's plenty of choices! Slainte!

[ozymandius]

5. Hey Maeve! I'll have a boilermaker.

That'll put hair on the back of your neck after a long day in the trading pits.

[Maeve]

11. Gee, Hubby gets me to trim his neck hair

But if that's what you want.... :D

[bif]

6. A couple overflowing pints of Guiness

One to guzzle in about 10 seconds. The second to sip on. Cheers! Oh, and how about a shot of something? Jim Beam perhaps?

[Maeve]

15. Well, I think the Irish should be followed by more Irish

But that's a cultural prejudice! :beer::beer:

[bif]

23. Oh, alright

Twist my arm. Couldn't you tell by my hesitation that I wasn't sure what to have for shooter material? Irish sounds dandy. Make it an Old Bushmills.

[Maeve]

40. We have a bit of Black Bush back here, as well

and what good is a friend who won't lead you where you want to go?

[bif]

47. Sounds good to me.

I've never had it. But please don't shorten it to "Bush". Gives me the heebie-jeebies!

[Maeve]

48. Sorry, but that is the name on the bottle

Its a little richer/sweeter than the original. I'll see if I can find a Bushmill single malt in the store room!

[bif]

54. Cheers! I'm headed home now!

'Night all.

[realFedUp]

7. I'm on the job but

make it a double of whatever you have back there....

[Maeve]

20. Do you know that phrase "on the job"

Has a whole 'nother meaning on the other side of the Pond??

I take it you're at work (hard to type if you had the OTHER meaning in mind!), so we'll get you something that doesn't have too strong a bouquet...

[realFedUp]

31. what does it mean on the other side of the pond?

sex?

[Maeve]

39. You needn't be so direct

But you're right about what sort of business engagement it means! :P

[chiburb]

10. The usual, thanks...

A very dry Tanqueray martini on the rocks with an olive.

[Maeve]

21. Dry as dust but smooth as silk!

Love the stock in a virtual bar!

[leftofthedial]

12. Bushmills neat, water back, no ice, please.

And one for my friend here too.

[Maeve]

22. And which friend would that be? Harvey back in town?

And I never dilute the water of life, either!

[leftofthedial]

24. You know Harvey?

six feet? big ears?

[Maeve]

41. Oh, yes! The pooka and I are old friends

Ran into some of his cousins this summer in Kilarney...

[Mr. McD]

13. Guiness Please

[Maeve]

25. Salaam! Love the smilies!

The blonde in the black skirt, it is! :beer:

[GOPisEvil]

14. Bushmill's with a wee splash of spring water.

Yum! :9

[Maeve]

27. Ah, if you must, I will.

What was that Mr Fields used to say? "Never drink water; fish make love in it"

[GOPisEvil]

30. Let's make that FILTERED spring water then.

A very small splash of spring water wakes up the flavor. I thought it was bunk, too, but I tried it, and it's true! :D

[Maeve]

42. Probably safer, too

:toast:

[Padraig18]

16. A pint of Guinness, lass!

And a drop or two of Jameson's to wash the taste of it out of my mouth after, please! :toast:

[Maeve]

28. Now that's the spirits!

:beer:

[StopTheMorans]

17. well, I'll play like I'm really in a bar

"give me your cheapest draft beer please":)

[Maeve]

32. It's all the same price, so have the best

If you don't like the dark stuff, I'm sure we can find something lighter!

[StopTheMorans]

34. it's all the same price! what are you, some kind of commie:)?

well, in that case, I'll have an Irish car bomb, followed by a pint of Murphy's. Make it snappy:)

[Maeve]

44. Demman offered to pay--talk to him about the price!

:nuke: :beer:

[Emboldened Chimp]

18. Scotch, rocks.

[Maeve]

35. Do you have a prefered brand?

Glenfiddich, Isle of Jura, single malt or blend, whisky of all types here!

[VOX]

19. An ice-cold Harp Lager, if you please...

Have a sore throat and laryngitis, and damn if this wouldn't be good medicine!

:toast:

[Maeve]

36. If it make you feel better, have two!

:toast:

[SiobhanClancy]

26. Irish coffee w/Jameson's

there's a wee nip about in the air tonight:)

[opihimoimoi]

29. Please, some coconut juice with vodka will do, Mahalo

Come, we go find some flowers

[Maeve]

38. Want a paper umbrella in that?

Or maybe just served in a nice coconut mug?

[Maeve]

37. And some rich Irish cream on top!

That'll warm the coldest evening!

[CPschem]

33. I'll take a bacardi silver..

haa.. just kidding... gimmie a Maker's please.

[Maeve]

45. You'd be surprised at some of the drinks we get asked for...

Especially after about 11:30.... :toast:

[revree]

43. Beer and a Vicodin

OR HOW ABOUT JUST THE VICODIN?

Hee hee. Just kidding. Gimme a beer, domestic. COLD.

[Maeve]

46. Sigh. One canoe-love beer on the way

:toast:

[indigo32]

49. No kidding

I'll have a corona,
thx

[Maeve]

52. A quick one before I go

:toast:

Oh, make it two, but do get someone else to drive!
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[Maeve]

50. Well, that's it for happy hour!

Time to get supper ready...last one out, wipe down the bar and hang the key on the hook over there.

Slainte is tainte! (Health and wealth!)

[Hong Kong Cavalier]

51. I'll have a pint of Guinness...

For my job, which I just quit!
Here's to the future!
:toast:

[Maeve]

53. You didn't plan to make it a long-term job anyway!

Let 'em have it! :beer: