Should the planet Uranus be invaded even if they don't have WMD

[Osamasux]

Poll question: Should the planet Uranus be invaded even if they don't have WMD

[tjdee]

1. And what the fuck kind of name is that, Uranus?

Is it UrAnus, or Uranus?

Huh?

HUH?

I think they did it that way to cause confusion and to sow seeds of discord on Earth.

Fuckers.

[Jack Rabbit]

2. We just ivaded Titan

That'll teach 'em. Even if there is no them to teach.

[baldguy]

3. Only nuke them if we find life there.

Can't be too careful.

[Nitrogenica]

4. I though * said we need to probe uranus.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

5. Don't worry, Bush will get around to Uranus in the next four years...

...especially if the "National Sales Tax" passes.

That one will REALLY be felt in Uranus.

:evilgrin:

[Cobalt Violet]

6. Bomb Uranus before Uranus bombs us.

Isn't that a Bush plan? :nuke:

[ScrewyRabbit]

7. You'll get fucked in Uranus

...if you pre-emptively invade.

[no name no slogan]

8. Huh huh. You said "Uranus". Huh Huh

[RagingInMiami]

9. That depends

Do they have oil?

[NYC Liberal]

16. Pun intended?

:7

[Deja Q]

10. Invade it and rename it to something appropriate:

Reaganshole.

[jeff30997]

19. LOL !

[osaMABUSh]

11. Who says the Uranusians don't have WMD?

"I think the burden is on those people who think he didn't have weapons of mass destruction to tell the world where they are."

Ari Fleischer, Press Secretary
Press Briefing
7/9/2003

http://www.truthout.org/fyi/

[kodi]

12. Yes. Earth needs liebensraum.

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[MrSandman]

13. Other...

We should liberate them for their own good.

[greendog]

14. Do they have people to kill and...

...resourses to exploit?

[banana republican]

15. only after * colonoscopy n/t

[billyskank]

17. Absolutely. We can't wait for the smoking gun to come

in the form of a mushroom cloud. And what do you mean - even if they don't have WMD? We know where the WMD are. They're in the area around Umbriel, and Titania, and north, east, south and west somewhat.

[mr blur]

18. Yes, because they don't have a culture,

and they hate us for OUR culture.

[jeff30997]

20. "Should the planet Uranus be invaded even if they don't have WMD"

They do have WMD ! Uranus is loaded with toxic gas !

[Hubert Flottz]

21. YES...That sort of $hit should not stand!!!!!

Uranus has been known to harbor MANY NASTY KLING-ONS! x(

Uranus has been known to Gas it's own People! :-( (you)

Uranus may be cooking up some vile WMDoo-doo, as I type! :( (Boiled Egg, Beer, Mushroom, Cheese and Pepperoni Clouds)

Uranus has been known to deal with yellow cake, but also chocolate and even birthday and wedding cakes! ;( (Turns them into WMDoo-doo)

Uranus is a mobile gas factory! :puke:

Uranus has attacked it's own neighbors with Gas! :nuke:

Uranus could even be a terra-ist training ground! :wow: (Al-Cootie and prolly some EVIL fanatical Crab Lice too)


Uranus is not in compliance with 1444! :spank:

Uranus may not have set any oilwell fires, but it has prolly peeled some serious paint off some walls with it's WMDoo-doo! :hurts:

Uranus has been known to willfully attack the environment, many times! :eyes:

[DrDebug]

22. Of course. There isn't even a law against it

You don't need UN approval to conquer a planet. The Geneva conventions don't apply. And maybe there is even OIL there...

[Hubert Flottz]

23. Whatta ya mean no WMDS? Sure they have them and they're...

pointed at us right now!

Tony's unnamed spies told us so!