Who would you most like to see Limbaugh get sacked by?

[a_random_joel]

Poll question: Who would you most like to see Limbaugh get sacked by?

I am sending ESPN a big "told ya so". Fire the fat man.

[neuvocat]

1. Phil Romanowski

He's such an a-hole that he would be very malicious about it.

On edit: DOH! You had that choice already!

[ZenLefty]

2. Rob Blake

[Hawkeye-X]

44. Oh yeah!

Him too. Let's hope Fatass doesn't venture into hockey. He'll be dead after 100,000 slapshots.

Hawkeye-X

[CO Liberal]

3. This Guy

[Lefty48197]

12. Look closely

I think that's actually Rush.

[Shrek]

4. Not many people know it

But Martin Grammatica is a punishing tackler!

Or not.

[bloom]

5. clark

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

6. Where's Refrigerator Perry when you need him?

*sniff*

[a_random_joel]

15. Yeah

Let him do the "SuperBowl Shuffle" all over Limbaugh's head.

[LoneStarLiberal]

7. Jonah Lomu

Back in the day, before his kidney problems. He's the big Tongan guy with the ball below:

[HEyHEY]

8. Nah..not Blake.....this mean SOB right here!

[ZenLefty]

19. No. Sack rush with *this* mean SOB right here!

[HEyHEY]

20. haha

[Hawkeye-X]

45. Psst

Canucks ain't gonna take the division again this year!

Avs for the 11th season in a row!

Hawkeye-X

[HEyHEY]

46. Well..if we had a GM who bought teams

I mean that in a good way...Bruke is a knob...every other team is going for it this season cause of the strike...not him...noooooo!

[dweller]

9. other, Me.

and the line starts here. I get first kick.

dp

[MR. ELECTABLE]

10. William Perry...

I wanna see that fat pig clobbered by THE FRIDGE!

[FDRrocks]

65. Thats what I was gonna say...

That would be a very good watch.

[Lefty48197]

11. Big Gilbert Brown!

Detroit's homegrown hero. Give em the 'grave-digger' Gil!

[THUNDER HANDS]

13. him

[Section_43]

14. The Real Roy Williams from OU fame

who now plays for the Cowboys.

[Gato Moteado]

16. only one man would do the job properly.....

...and that man is none other than dick butkus. in his prime, butkus would leave no bone unbroken in pigboy's putrid body.

[LynneSin]

59. Toss Bill Bergey in there and we have a real powerhouse tandem

Butkus and Bergey - eesh I woudln't want to be in the middle!

[a_random_joel]

17. How could I forget?

Warren Sapp?
That'd be one hell of a decleater!
How about giving Derrick Brooks and John Lynch assists?

[lpbk2713]

40. Throw Booger McFarland into the mix too.

Just for good measure. That would ring Diarrhea Mouth's chimes real good.

[ErasureAcer]

18. Ray Lewis

this dude is just a maniac...

[BQueen]

21. All of the above, plus all the other suggestions

converging on the gasbag all at once, he would turn to guava jelly right after he crapped his panties.

[Zuni]

22. How about Wes Clark

bombing his propaganda station a la Kosovo.

I'd support it.

[Salviati]

23. I'd like to see him get sacked by the CDC

He's got to be a biohazard level 4 at least!

[SmileyBoy]

24. Chris Hovan should pop the freshness seal on a new jar of WHOOPASS on him!

He would, too.

[VermontDem2004]

25. Terrell Suggs and Strahan

They both have sack records and with Terrell's speed it would make it even more painful. :evilgrin:

[sasquatch]

26. Go back in time and get Jack Tatum and Dick 'Night Train' Lane

:evilgrin: let El Rushbo run a pattern out into the middle of the field with the assasin comin' after his ass:evilgrin: After that let Night Train go after him:evilgrin:

[VermontDem2004]

28. ooh Tatum

I like his toughness, also get Ronnie Lott, he was a hard hitting safety like Tatum.

[1a2b3c]

27. Sapp-- first he is black. Second he likes to lay his fat ass on top of

the QB just to let them know who brought them down.

[VermontDem2004]

29. Why not the whole Buc's deffensive line?

Let him play QB and make a deal with the lineman where they don't block and boom!

[fortyfeetunder]

47. Yeah Yeah, Bring on Warren Sapp!

And after he sacks Rush, he needs to do that booty dance!

[Bucky__Badger]

55. definately Sapp

I think the injury to Rushbo would be the most serious. Sapp hits a ton.

[hooligan]

30. Ronnie Lott in his prime

Lott, a former 49er, was famous for his punishing tackles. He would absolutely destroy Limbaugh.

[VermontDem2004]

31. I agree

that he would destroy Limbaugh, alot of these linemans can get to the QB but when you add speed and strength, it just destroys people.

[The Zanti Regent]

32. Love to see Mr Olympia Ronnie Coleman beat the #1 AND #2 out of Rush

Ronnie Coleman is a full time police Officer, too. I'd love to see him give Rush the Rodney King Treatment!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

33. Chelsea Clinton

She deserves the opportunity.

[AmandaRuth]

34. personally

i like your line of thinking, it would be blissful to see WJC just knock him on his bit fat ass.

[FloridaJudy]

39. Oh, yes!!!

What he tried to do to Chelsea when she was thirteen, was UNFORGIVEABLE (shouting intentional).

Only a real creep would try to undermine the self-esteem of a vulnerable adolescent like that. My twelve-year-old son came up to me and protested, "Mom, all the Republicans are making fun of Chelsea Clinton's looks! I think she's beautiful; she looks smart, and has a great smile. Should I send her a letter?"

I've never been prouder of my son; I raised that kid right! I also corrected his spelling.

And Rush should be ashamed of himself.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

63. Good for your son!

And :hug: to you for steering him in the right direction. If he ever gets married, I bet your daughter-in-law will be terrific!

[LosinIt]

35. Bruce Smith

just cause I love him.

[FloridaJudy]

36. "Cat-bert"

They deserve each other

[ZenLefty]

37. We all forgot the obvious choice:

ESPN.

I'd like to see him sacked by ESPN. :D Awfully nice of them to ask for his resignation, very professional on their part.

[sasquatch]

38. Pigman just quit

:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:

[44g]

41. Let me give the portly prikkk a pulling guard's shiver in the liver

Cock my forearm, and explode his ribs.

[Wolfman 11]

42. Ty Warren or Rocky Bernard

two great new DE's. The beautiful irony would be that they are from Texas A&M, that great bastion of conservatism. Neither one would care.

[Hawkeye-X]

43. Sacked by Trevor Pryce.

No way that Fatass can outrun this man!

Hawkeye-X

[elvisbear]

48. Donovan Mcnabb's Mother would do justice.

.

[Governor Davis]

49. Arnold Schwarzenegger

And then I'd like to see Arnold Scwarzenegger sacked by Gilbert Grape's mom.

[Kenneth ken]

50. DEA

Drug Enforcement Agency


(or Terry Tate - office linebacker as a 2nd choice)

[Bake]

51. How about Clear Channel???

Then we'd never have to hear his whiny bullshit again!

Sacked, i.e. FIRED!!

Bake

[Awsi Dooger]

52. No nominations for Dick Butkus or Lawrence Taylor?

Merely the two most intimidating defenders of all time.

Actually, the honor should go to David "Deacon" Jones, who invented the term "sacking the quarterback" and deserves its most appropos application. I promise you Deacon is very black and would not be gentle.

Now, if we're looking for illegal excess, the examples set by Joe "Turkey" Jones on Terry Bradshaw and Big Ben Davidson on Lenny Dawson would suit Mr. Limbaugh quite nicely, especially if he wants a legit excuse for more pain pills.

[DS1]

53. That "TANK" guy from UFC

:evilgrin:

[DrGonzoLives]

54. Dick Butkus, circa mid-1960's

It was once Butkus' stated dream to hit a guy so hard his head came off.

I say we get Bill & Ted's time-traveling phone booth, get Butkus from 1962 or so, and give him a chance to live out his dream.

[LTR]

56. Lawrence Taylor

Easily the scariest linebacker in NFL history. Ended Joe Thiesmann's football career on national TV, and it looked gruesome!

If he had bolts in his neck, he'd look like Frankenstein. And I assume even in his older years, he could flatten Rush Speedball like a pancake.

[LynneSin]

60. Yeah, if I snorted that much coke, I could play as well as Taylor

:eyes:

[srubick]

57. The little guy running for governor

[LynneSin]

58. Philadelphia Eagles Fans is my vote

We just need Rush and one overflowing Porto-John that has been in use for 8 hours of tailgating before an Eagles Game.

Oh, and force Rush to eat a Chocolate Cup-Cake filled with E-Lax.

Excluding the Cupcake - you have no idea what drunken Eagles fans have done with Porta-Johns and unwitting folks who use them, especially if they are wearing jersey's from folks with the other team

:eyes:

[annonymous]

61. How about Terry Tate the office enforcer?

Seeing Rush Limbaugh getting called for offensive language and getting knocked on his fat ass would be priceless.

[Chovexani]

62. bell hooks

Ok, so she doesn't play football, but I would love to see pigboy get his ass kicked by a black lesbian. :)

[Loyal]

64. Ray Lewis

totally! :)

[KamaAina]

66. Musashimaru

sumo yokozuna (grand champion) from Hawai'i, where he is known as Fiamalu Penitese.

He weighs 520 pounds! Alas, he did commercials for our Repuke governor ("She has the heart of a champion... :puke: :puke: :puke: ), so he'd probably go easy on Pigboy...

[Nailzberg]

67. Esera Tuaolo

280 pounds of gay man hitting him will provide Limbaugh with years of both physical and mental anguish.

[George_Bonanza]

68. Urlacher!