"In Need The Rock and So Did She"

[LoneStarLiberal]

<http://www.nerve.com/regulars/thisweekinsex/09-26-03/>

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Unfortunately, crack whores are not in a league with druids, and they're very much alive. Take the woman who was recently arrested in Mesa, Arizona, for prostituting her thirteen-year-old daughter for crack — after the girl became addicted to the drug once her mother let her try it. The mother, JoAndrea Peeler (is it Joanne? Is it Andrea? No, it’s JoAndrea!) told detectives she thought her daughter would try crack anyway, so it would be safer to try it with her. (This is the same rationale Cousin Jim once used with me and a handle of Jim Beam, and now I believe the stupid shit he says about druids, so see where that gets you.) JoAndrea also claimed, “I need the rock and so did she; it sounds worse than it is."

I can't really fathom how "prostituting your adolescent daughter for crack" could possibly sound worse than it is, especially when you use the phrase “the rock.”

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Family values!

[dfong63]

1. those people deserve sympathy and help, not ridicule