What will you name your nonexistent band?

[Elidor]

Mine will be "Twisted & the Degenerates," a name a friend of mine came up with long ago.

[Menshevik]

1. my friends and I had

"Silver Toenail"...not really sure why...was a parody of Goldfinger or something

[cruadin]

2. Pulsating Thrombosis---disturbing concept, interesting sound.

[Elidor]

4. Descendants of Throbbing Gristle?

Sure sounds intense. How about:

Myocardial Infarction?

[name not needed]

3. The Sellouts

:7

[Elidor]

5. He-ey!

:thumbsup:

[bloodyjack]

6. Slashed Artery Mayhem

Just me and my harmonium

[Kire]

7. "The Hamburger in the Dirty Toilet"

I snuck a Wendy's burger into a movie theater but I had to go to the bathroom first, and the toilet was dirty, so what else was I to think but "Band Name"!

[Kire]

24. My high school Death Metal band changed it's name briefly.

We were going to be "Defecated Entrails", but I was scared my mother was going to kick us out of the basement where we practiced, so we changed it back to "Carcass Craver".

The club owner had already made up signs and possted ads in the state music rags advertising "Degecated Entrails". He was pissed.

[vixengrl]

8. When I was in Junior High, it was *so* gonna be FNU:LNU.

That stands for "First Name Unknown: Last Name Unknown". It would be a measure of someone's coolness and sophistication once the band hit big to know that. I spent a couple hours trying to make a cool logo with it for the obligatory tours posters, t-shirts, and iron-on patches.

[Elidor]

9. I'm reminded of Cliff Burton's

"Crash Course in Brain Surgery"

[Kire]

19. You're thinking of "Anesthesia: Pulling Teeth"

"Crash Course in Brain Surgery" was on Garage Days Revisited, the first album (EP, really) that Jason Newsted played on.

[Salviati]

10. Special Guests: TBA

with our albums as follows:

1) Their Most Recent Album
2) Their Self-titled Debut
3) Their Sophmore Album

[CanuckAmok]

11. "The Opie 8"

n/t

[havocmom]

12. For the past 30-some years, I have always thought Waxy Yellow Buildup

would make a great name for a band. OK, I was a Mary Hartman fan and that may have influenced me.

Now, older and frailer, I might also consider Creakie & the Joints. Or maybe Hard Arteries.

[DS1]

13. The Farting Cramps

[DS1]

14. Headless Carbomb Pilots

[DS1]

15. Special Ed Tasers

[DS1]

16. Puss

[mcscajun]

17. "Reality's Crutch"

why the fuck not? :)

[kodi]

18. renegade priests

.

[Bouncy Ball]

20. I was thinking

"Part Time Punks" and people could call us PTP for short.

That or The Honey Bees or The Commies

[GreenPartyVoter]

21. Epoxy Resin

[asthmaticeog]

22. Rick Allen's Left Arm

So the posters could say "formerly of Def Leppard."

[Fenris]

25. Dude...

Brilliant.

[Moloch]

23. If I started a band I would call it

The Tin Foil Hats

and we would have this little guy on all our cds
:tinfoilhat: