Ralph Wiggum: Line Stealer of the year

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Tonights episode

Burns: The plywood Parrot (or some bird) i flew it at an altitude of 6 feet for a distance of 4 1/2 feet then we found out rain makes it catch on fire and Der Feurer fired me

Ralph: i'm coo coo for contraband

Halloween special:

Ralph: Look at me i can make opi-o's

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1. Johnny from Canada:

"I'd like to see a man with the IQ of a child being executed. We don't get that up here."

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2. Homer: "YOU DONT!!!!(OH TEH NOES)

We do it 4 times a week"

[Cush]

4. "Come on down, I'll get you a front row seat!"

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3. Canadian Flanders:

"Wana drag of this weed? its legal here"

American Flanders: they told me the devil would be beautifull

[Cush]

5. US Flanders: "Why did you just call out for Hawkman?"

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6. Kent Brockman

"Hotter than a Fox News weather skank".

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7. That was Flanders

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9. mmmm... Phizer girls....

[pstokely]

8. did anyone with a PVR record this episode

if they did, would they be able to send the ep to me?

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10. (after being given a DVD player)

"where do you put the syrup"

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11. Yup, it seems like they give the real zingers to Ralph anymore :)

The dilated pupils and the coo for contraband line had me in stitches :)

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12. "When I grow up, I want to go to Bovine University"

Anybody remember the show where Lisa went vegetarian? Special guests were Paul and Linda McCartney.

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13. they had that garden on the roof of the kwik-e-mart

in the latest simpsons game