Worst song ever?

[Seabiscuit]

I don't know why, but at the Golden Globe Awards ceremony tonight, just about every time someone rose from the audience and headed for the stage to accept an award, they played Tom Jones' "What's New, Pussycat?"

I swear, I was ready to kick in the boob tube. I hated that song the first time I heard it, and really, really hate it now.

Worst song ever.

Others nominations?

[rooboy]

1. "Trouble", by Lindsay Buckingham. n/t

[Champ]

2. "Pimp Juice" by Nelly

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

26. I concur

"Pimp Juice" has to be the worst song ever recorded. I was prepared to say "What's New Pussycat?" as well, until I saw that Champ had mentioned this one.

[StopTheMorans]

85. Vertigo, although many other U2 "songs" qualify

[Art_from_Ark]

3. There are LOTS of candidates

but my top choice is "Let the Eagle Soar" (or, "Make the Eagle SORE")
:puke:

[KitchenWitch]

44. A$$croft at his finest?

[kcwayne]

4. Hail to the Chief

is the most revolting song I have heard over the last 4 years.

[Bok_Tukalo]

5. "(You're) Having My Baby" by Paul Anka

I cringed just writing the title.

[HeyManThatsCool]

72. That Song Makes Me.......

WANT TO VOMIT

[HeyManThatsCool]

74. Macarena

I loathe that song

it is evil

[LDS Jock]

81. that is my nominee

easily the most overplayed song ever

[Seabiscuit]

82. That just reminded me of: "Don't worry. Be happy."

[RadicalMom]

6. Do do do do do, DO! "My Sharona!"

[St. Jarvitude]

7. It's "Bye Sharona", but yes.

The far superior song is Weird Al's "My Bologna" (pronounced like Sharona)

[gollygee]

29. "Bye Sharona"? Huh?

Is that another song? I don't know anything about a Bye Sharona

[Groggy]

35. Its "My Sharona" by the Knack LOL

And yes I had the album..kinda creepy lyrics huh!

[RetroLounge]

48. I loved that album! Get The Knack!

Played the hell out of it. Of course I was 18 at the time...

RL

[Left Is Write]

78. I'm 38 and I STILL like "My Sharona."

It was a new song when they played it at my first junior high school dance. :)

[Hand]

126. GET HELP! PLEASE! IT'S IMPORTANT!

:evilgrin:

[benny05]

8. Telephone Man

by Meri Wilson, 1977

[RadicalMom]

9. "On the Radio! WhoaOhOhOh! On the Radio." Those are lyrics.

[Ian David]

11. My nominees

(In no particular order)

Rocky Raccoon
Beautiful Balloon
Spirit in the Sky
I've got my mind set on you
The Barney theme song
Pac Man Fever (the entire album)-- Damn you, Buckner and Garcia!

[RagingInMiami]

38. I love Spirit in the Sky and Rocky Raccoon

[Gidney N Cloyd]

133. B-side of Spirit in the Sky was much worse.

"Milk Cow." So bad it's tatoo'd in my memory.

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

10. I'm Too Sexy n/t

[B Calm]

12. Bye Bye American Pie

[Bouncy Ball]

53. One of my favorites

[B Calm]

70. It goes on and on and on and on and on!

[Seabiscuit]

84. One of mine too.

The Father, Son and Holy Ghost - they took the last train for the coast... the day the music died.

[B Calm]

121. Its one of those stupid songs you can't get out of your head

for several days.

[DelawareValleyDem]

13. Endless Love

Hot Dog

[Magrittes Pipe]

14. Hotel California

[Joe Power]

19. Ick

This is the sound of my brain
Then I said -This is the sound of my brain on Don Henley
Then I said -One two three four

He's a tortured artist
Used to be in the eagles
Now he whines like a wounded beagle

Poet of despair
Puffed up with hot air
He's serious, pretentious and I just don't care

Don henley must die
Don't let him get back together
With Glenn Frey, Don Henley must die

Cut on the TV
And what did I see
This bloated hairy thing winnin' a grammy
Huah

Best rock vocalist
Compared to what
Bunch of pseudo-serious Kraft angst-a-matic
Satanic plot

Don Henley Must die
Put a sharp stick in his eye, don henley must die
Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya
Oh

Quit playin' that crap
Youíre out of the band

I'm only kidding, can't you tell?
I love his sensitve music
Idiot poetry swell

You and your kind
Are killin' rock and roll
It's not because youíre o-l-d
--Cause you ain't
Got no soul

Don't be afraid of fun
Loosen up your ponytail
Be wild, young
Free and-a
Get your head
Outta your tail

Don Henley
Must die
Donít let him get back together
With Glenn Frey

Don Henley
Must die
Put him in the electric chair
Watch him fry, Don Henley must die

Don Henley must die
Ah ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya

No Eagles reunion
The same goes for you too Sting
Ah
Oh

[unblock]

62. are you kidding? there's some very nice guitar work in that song

plus it's a pretty good slam on the l.a. scene.

[donheld]

79. That song was way over played

when i was in high school. I haven't been able to stomach it since.

[drumwolf]

15. Bad songs I love

"Achy Breaky Heart"
"Barbie Girl"
"I'm Too Sexy"
"Elvira"
"Rico Suave"
"Backstreet's Back (Everybody)"

[Mad_Dem_X]

21. I love "Backstreet's Back"!!

Everybody...rock your body...
Everybody...rock your body right
Backstreet's back - all right!!! :headbang: LOL

[tonekat]

16. Any song by Harry Chapin

Master of the Maudlin. Every one was just the same song, just with a few words changed.

[Joe Power]

18. I hated that guy's stuff, too

Just plain awful. Why is it that someone dying suddenly turns the steaming pile of excrement that is their body of work into something sacred? If Ashlee Simpson were to die tragically tomorrow, suddenly she would be elevated to Jim Morrison status.

People, as a rule, are stupid. I become more and more convinced of this as I get older.:silly:

[klook]

57. The Jim Croce Effect (n/t)

[unblock]

64. harry chapin was pretty popular, and was becoming more so, before he died.

and he certainly hasn't been memorialized the way, say, the doors have been.

harry chapin had a distinctive songwriting style and told stories in a way no one else really does. he earned his stature, even if, yes, his songs are overly sappy.

[Joe Power]

120. The Doors more than earned it

I'm sorry, but Croce was a novelty act when he was at his best, and just plain treacly at his worst.

[Joe Power]

17. Honey - Bobby Goldsboro

[wtmusic]

60. All songs with the line "you hugged my neck"

are automatically in the running

[Beer Snob-50]

20. proud to be an american by lee greenwood. nt

[Mad_Dem_X]

22. Yes!

I went thru a (very brief) period where I liked that song, but then I came to my senses.

[LibDemAlways]

33. That is the worst piece of shit

jingoistic tripe I've ever heard. "Cause at least I know I'm free.." oh, yeah? Wait till Uncle Sam sends you your "can't say no" invitation to die for the BFEE. Then we'll see how "free" you are.

[Beer Snob-50]

45. after 9/11 that song came on my radio in my office

and one of the secretaries was in there giving me something. I immediatly turned it off and she went off on me for it. Something about being not a good american.

[Seabiscuit]

86. I hate all jingoistic "patriotic" redneck songs -

and that one's one of the worst.

[ThorsHammer]

61. Probably in the superminority here, but I like it

[Misunderestimator]

73. agreed

[donheld]

80. Yes Worst Song Ever

I want to make a Weird Al type spoof of that song.

[Biased Liberal Media]

88. I used to like it until I opened my eyes up about 2 years ago

and saw the government for what they were- corrupt. Namely, the Bush Administration. i've always been liberal, but I actually stood behind * during 9/11. Not something I'm proud of, but oh well. I think it was a time where a lot of us were scared...and blindly followed a president who waged war on innocent civilians (and to top it off, a completely unjust war, at that).

[Mad_Dem_X]

23. Wives & Lovers

I want to hunt down Jack Jones and hit him over the head with a shovel for that song. :grr:

[klook]

56. Misogynistic lyrics

A lot of jazz musicians play "Wives & Lovers" as an instrumental, but if you hear the lyrics, they're really backward:

Hey, little girl,
Comb your hair, fix your make-up.
Soon he will open the door.
Don't think because
There's a ring on your finger,
You needn't try any more

For wives should always be lovers, too.
Run to his arms the moment he comes home to you.
I'm warning you.

Day after day,
There are girls at the office,
And men will always be men.
Don't send him off
With your hair still in curlers.
You may not see him again.

For wives should always be lovers, too.
Run to his arms the moment he comes home to you.
He's almost here.

Hey, little girl
Better wear something pretty,
something you'd wear to go to the city.
And dim all the lights,
Pour the wine, start the music.
Time to get ready for love.

Oh, time to get ready,
Time to get ready,
Time to get ready
For love.

I'd love to hear somebody (Tom Waits? Polly Jean Harvey?) do a really sinister version of this song!

[Mixxster]

24. Seasons in the Sun by Terry somebody

Yuck.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

25. I wholeheartedly concur.

"Lucille" and "Afternoon Delight" also make me want to :puke:

[benny05]

34. Terry Jacks

Does this mean you didn't like "Sugar Sugar" either by the Archies?

[Mixxster]

122. Good guess, you're right.

I don't like Sugar, Sugar either.

For an entirely different reason, another one I just thought of is that Darrell Worley song Have You Forgotten?.

[unblock]

65. as usual, the original (jacque brel) is far superior:

Adieu l'Émile je t'aimais bien
Adieu l'Émile je t'aimais bien tu sais
On a chanté les mêmes vins
On a chanté les mêmes filles
On a chanté les mêmes chagrins
Adieu l'Émile je vais mourir
C'est dur de mourir au printemps tu sais
Mais je pars aux fleurs la paix dans l'âme
Car vu que tu es bon comme du pain blanc
Je sais que tu prendras soin de ma femme
Je veux qu'on rie
Je veux qu'on danse
Je veux qu'on s'amuse comme des fous
Je veux qu'on rie
Je veux qu'on danse
Quand c'est qu'on me mettra dans le trou

Adieu Curé je t'aimais bien
Adieu Curé je t'aimais bien tu sais
On n'était pas du même bord
On n'était pas du même chemin
Mais on cherchait le même port
Adieu Curé je vais mourir
C'est dur de mourir au printemps tu sais
Mais je pars aux fleurs la paix dans l'âme
Car vu que tu étais son confident
Je sais que tu prendras soin de ma femme
Je veux qu'on rie
Je veux qu'on danse
Je veux qu'on s'amuse comme des fous
Je veux qu'on rie
Je veux qu'on danse
Quand c'est qu'on me mettra dans le trou

Adieu l'Antoine je t'aimais pas bien
Adieu l'Antoine je t'aimais pas bien tu sais
J'en crève de crever aujourd'hui
Alors que toi tu es bien vivant
Et même plus solide que l'ennui
Adieu l'Antoine je vais mourir
C'est dur de mourir au printemps tu sais
Mais je pars aux fleurs la paix dans l'âme
Car vu que tu étais son amant
Je sais que tu prendras soin de ma femme
Je veux qu'on rie
Je veux qu'on danse
Je veux qu'on s'amuse comme des fous
Je veux qu'on rie
Je veux qu'on danse
Quand c'est qu'on me mettra dans le trou

Adieu ma femme je t'aimais bien
Adieu ma femme je t'aimais bien tu sais
Mais je prends le train pour le Bon Dieu
Je prends le train qui est avant le tien
Mais on prend tous le train qu'on peut
Adieu ma femme je vais mourir
C'est dur de mourir au printemps tu sais
Mais je pars aux fleurs les yeux fermés ma femme
Car vu que je les ai fermés souvent
Je sais que tu prendras soin de mon âme
Je veux qu'on rie
Je veux qu'on danse
Je veux qu'on s'amuse comme des fous
Je veux qu'on rie
Je veux qu'on danse
Quand c'est qu'on me mettra dans le trou

[yardwork]

100. I'm not good with French but as far as I can tell - it's just as bad

Maudlin, sappy, incredibly narcissistic. What's the guy dying from anyway? Cirrhosis of the liver? That's what I always figured.

[yardwork]

103. I just found out it was co-written by Rod McKuen - no wonder

[mcscajun]

27. "In the Year 2525" by Zagar and Evans

TOO Creepy to endure, and bad musically.

[central scrutinizer]

125. I second

A perfect storm of awfulness - incredibly vapid lyrics coupled with horrible "singing". Yoko Ono was busy that day or she would have been one of the backup singers.

[kwassa]

28. MacArthur Park

It is so bad I love it!
some truly immortal lyrics:

MacArthur Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!

[Groggy]

37. Yes that would be my vote too! n/t

[Aiptasia]

30. Bettie Davis eyes...

I cringe every time I hear it.

[KurtNYC]

31. "..and I miss you, like the deserts miss the rain"

They wouldn't be deserts if they got rain though now would they!?

[sakabatou]

32. Heavy Metal Queen, The Joy of Horse-ridding by Yoko Kanno

Very bad.

[Moloch]

36. We Built This City by Starship

n/t

[gollygee]

39. I agree - I HATE that song

it is awful is so many ways.

[Groggy]

40. LOL I used to love that song!!

But that was a long time ago.....:think: :)

[underpants]

42. That OR "Dancing in the Streets" no matter who does it

God I hate that song.

[Deja Q]

63. Yargh! That is the worst! One has to know what they were smokin' at the

time. :crazy:

[Biased Liberal Media]

89. OMG i love that song!

Don't you remember??

LOL

[donheld]

96. I liked it then

i like it now.

[Bertha Venation]

41. "Having My Baby" Paul Anka

:puke:

[bif]

43. "Horse With No Name"

[Bouncy Ball]

52. Love that song, too.

I must have really weird taste in music.

[donheld]

97. It's a good song

IMO

[KitchenWitch]

46. 99 Red Balloons

[politicat]

106. The new version is much better.

Nena re-released it and a friend sent me a copy from Germany.

It's much more... Alanis Morrisette or 10,000 Maniacs, with just a hint of Pearl Jam. It works far better than it did as a synthpop New Wave happy bouncy song... and it always worked better in German.

Pcat

[Mixxster]

123. "99 Red Balloons"

Excellent choice. I'd forgotten that one.

[aWaKeNoW]

47. "Making Love Out of Nothing At All"

Or any song by Air Supply...Ugh.

[Bouncy Ball]

49. We sometimes randomly sing that song, love it.

As for the worst song, it has to be that "We Built This City" song. I'd rather claw off both my ears and stuff vile things into my eardrums than hear that song.

[Bluebear]

50. Torn Between Two Lovers

feeling like a fool, loving both of you is breaking all the rules.

[Bouncy Ball]

51. That was my favorite song when I was in kindergarten

used to sing it all the time. I was a weird kid.

[klook]

54. "Sometimes When We Touch" by Dan Hill

A close second is "In the Year 2525" by Zager & Evans.

[aWaKeNoW]

55. Ugh!

:puke:

[stpalm]

58. Crawling-Linkin Park

crawling in my skin
these wounds they will not heal
fear is how I fall
confusing what is real


there's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface
consuming/confusing
this lack of self-control I fear is never ending
controlling/I can't seem


to find myself again
my walls are closing in
(without a sense of confidence and I'm convinced that there's just too much pressure to take)
I've felt this way before
so insecure

crawling in my skin
these wounds they will not heal
fear is how I fall
confusing what is real

discomfort, endlessly has pulled itself upon me
distracting/reacting
against my will I stand beside my own reflection
it's haunting how I can't seem...

to find myself again
my walls are closing in
(without a sense of confidence and I'm convinced that there's just too much pressure to take)
I've felt this way before
so insecure

crawling in my skin
these wounds they will not heal
fear is how I fall
confusing what is real

crawling in my skin
these wounds they will not heal
fear is how I fall
confusing confusing what is real

there's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface
consuming/confusing what is real
this lack of self-control I fear is never ending
controlling/confusing what is real





WORST. SONG. EVAR.

[drumwolf]

69. I haven't heard that particular song,

but if it's by Stinkin' Park, I'll take your word for it.

There's bad songs that I love because it's so cheesy and I can use it to annoy other people, like the songs I listed in a previous response on this thread, along with William Shatner and Barney the dinosaur. And yes, I have all of them on CD or mp3.

Then there's also bad music that simply makes me want to beat the shit out of anyone who forces me to hear it. Linkin Park falls into this category.

:puke:

[ElaineinIN]

59. here's three more

The night chicago died (I think I have that on a K-Tel superhits of the seventies vinyl)

A horse with no name

mambo no. 5 (what an ass that guy is)

[Seabiscuit]

87. Oh, yuck! "Mambo No. 5" OUCH!!

[unblock]

66. midnight at the oasis -- send your camel to bed

blecch.

[Ron Green]

101. Oh, I gots to disagree on that one. It has one of the tastiest guitar

solos of all time, by Amos Garrett. And Maria sings the song in such a sexy way!

[donheld]

129. I also disagree

a plain fun song.

[General Zod]

67. I'll have to go with " Barbie Girl" by Aqua......

.....that song literally makes my skin crawl.

[WMliberal]

68. "Let the Eagle Soar" by John Ashcroft.

Duh.

[cruadin]

76. That song is not just bad---it's disturbing on a number of...

different levels.
It really is creepy and weird to a degree that few other songs can match.

[mr blur]

71. Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody

Makes me want to puke. Oh, and Hotel California. Barf.

[Biased Liberal Media]

90. Whatttt???

[jonnyblitz]

95. yes to both you mention!!

I agree. most stuff by Queen I don not like...or the Eagles.

[donheld]

98. "Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody" One of my all-time favorites

Queen performed that song fabulously

[Biased Liberal Media]

99. I agree!

[Left Is Write]

75. Having My Baby always tops my "worst song" list.

What I Am by Edie Brickell is also on my list.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

108. Ptooie!

There was a popular version of that song out in the mid 70s...I think it was Paul Anka. Blech.

[donheld]

77. Oh My God Seabiscuit i whole heartedly agree

I got so annoyed with that song. IMHO Tom Jones was FAR overrated.

[Seabiscuit]

112. That's why guys like him always end up in Vegas.

[edbermac]

83. Any song by Donnie and Marie...

Though I think Marie is pretty hot...:evilgrin:

[NightTrain]

91. Debby Boone's "You Light Up My Life."

Hate it, hate it, hate it! :puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke:

[Biased Liberal Media]

92. What's that song...Send in the Clowns??

I HATE that song!!

Isn't it rich??

lol.

[benny05]

93. Do You Dislike Stephen Sondheim?

And dislike renditions of this song by singers such as Judy Collins, Barbra Streisand, Bernadette Peters? (all liberal, I might add):shrug:

[Biased Liberal Media]

94. Huh?

I don't know who that is, sorry. I just can't stand the song period.

What does that have to do with anything??

[yardwork]

104. I also loathe Send in the Clowns in any version

[hickman1937]

102. You guys are such duffers. The worst song ever is,

Reach out in the darkness
(Friend and Lover)
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Lyric:

I think it's so groovy now
That people are finally getting together
I think it's wonderful and how
That people are finally getting together
I think it's so groovy now
That people are finally getting together
I think it's wonderful and how
That people are finally getting together
Reach out in the darkness
Reach out in the darkness
Reach out in the darkness
And you may find a friend
I knew a man that I did not care for
And then one day this man gave me a call
We sat and talked about things on our mind
And now this man he is a friend of mine
Reach out in the darkness
Reach out in the darkness
Reach out in the darkness
And you may find a friend
I think it's so groovy now
That people are finally getting together
I think it's wonderful and how
That people are finally getting together
I think it's so groovy now
That people are finally getting together
I think it's wonderful and how
That people are finally getting together
Don't be afraid of love
Don't be afraid, don't be afraid to love
Everybody needs a little love
Everybody needs somebody
That they can be thinking of
Reach out in the darkness
Reach out in the darkness
Reach out in the darkness
And you may find a friend
I think it's so groovy now
That people are finally getting together
I think it's wonderful and how
That people are finally getting together
I think it's so groovy now
That people are finally getting together
I think it's wonderful and how
That people are finally getting together
I think it's so groovy now
That people are finally getting together
I think it's wonderful and how
That people are finally getting together

[Hand]

135. Good god...

It's actually worse when you know the lyrics. Ugh! That POS was so awful that it chills my spine... :puke:

[Boswells_Johnson]

105. "Lady In Red" makes me wanna yak every time I hear even

one chord.

[The Great Escape]

107. Bad Song From a Horrible Movie....Them From "The Valley Of The Dolls"...

Why Do I Watch The Damn Movie Almost Anytime I Catch It On The Tube.



Gotta get off gonna get hafta get off of this ride
Gotta get hold gonna get need to get hold of my pride
When did I get where did I how was I caught in this game
When will I know where will I how will I think of my name

When did I start feeling sure feeling safe
And start wondering why
Is this a dream am I here where are you what's in back of the sky
Why do we cry

Gotta get off gonna get outta this merry-go-round
Gotta get on gonna get need to get on where i'm bound
When did I get where did I why am I lost as a lamb
When will I know where will I how will I learn who I am

Is this a dream am I here where are you
Tell me when will I know how will I know when will I know why

[Skittles]

118. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I WILL KICK YOUR ASS FOR PUTTING THAT IN MY HEAD; AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[webjamn]

109. Bright Eyes

It was sung by a woman named Bonnie Tyler I think. In high school I had a Chevy Nova and I had an am radio. that song was on all the time. I can't stand that song.

[RevolutionaryActs]

110. I know a song everyone can agree is crap... Let the Eagles Soar!

:puke:

Edit: I can't spell tonight.... :crazy:

[St. Jarvitude]

111. "Discotheque" by U2

Excellently parodied by Radiohead's "Idioteque"

Discotheque

You can reach
But you can't grab it
You can't hold it control it
You can't bag it
You can push
But can't direct it
Circulate regulate oh no
You can not connect it
You know you're chewing bubble gum
You know what that is but you still want some
You just can't get enough
Of that lovey dovey stuff
You get confused
But you know it
Yeah you hurt for it work for it LOVE
You don't always show it
Let go, let's go
Discotheque
Go go, let go
Discotheque
Looking for the one
But you know you're somewhere else instead
You want to be the song
The song that you hear in your head
Love
It's not a trick
You can't learn it
It's the way you don't pay that's okay
'Cause you can't earn it
You know you're chewing bubble gum
You know what that is but you still want some
'Cause you can't get enough
Of that lovey dovey stuff
Let go, let's go
Discotheque
Go go, let go
Discotheque
Looking for the one
But you know you're somewhere else instead
I want to be the song
The song that you hear in your head
Love
Lovey dovey stuff
Lovey dovey stuff
But you take what you can get
'Cause it's all that you can find
Oh you know there's something more
Tonight tonight tonight
Ha
Ha
Ha
Ha
Ha
Ha
Ha
Boom Cha!
Boom Cha!
Discotheque!
Boom Cha!
Boom Cha!
Discotheque!
I can't get in
I paid
It's not enough
Ha ha
Discotheque!
I can't get in
I paid
Discotheque!
I can't get in
Discotheque!

Idioteque

Who's in a bunker?
Who's in a bunker?
Women and children first
And the children first
And the children
I'll laugh until my head comes off
I'll swallow till I burst
Until I burst
Until I

Who's in a bunker?
Who's in a bunker?
I have seen too much
I haven't seen enough
You haven't seen it
I'll laugh until my head comes off
Women and children first
And children first
And children

Here I'm alllowed
Everything all of the time
Here I'm allowed
Everything all of the time

Ice age coming
Ice age coming
Let me hear both sides
Let me hear both sides
Let me hear both
Ice age coming
Ice age coming
Throw it on the fire
Throw it on the fire
Throw it on the

We're not scaremongering
This is really happening
Happening
We're not scaremongering
This is really happening
Happening
Mobiles skwrking
Mobiles chirping
Take the money run
Take the money run
Take the money

Here I'm allowed
Everything all of the time
Here I'm allowed
Everything all of the time

Here I'm allowed
Everything all of the time
Here I'm allowed
Everything all of the time

The first of the children

[Kire]

113. Santa baby! Slip a sable under the tree, for me

worst. song. ever.

[Seabiscuit]

115. I love young Eartha Kitt's version of Santa Baby. Hate the rest.

[Kire]

116. I just hate how it was played to death in the media last month.

n/t

[Seabiscuit]

117. So did I. All lousy renditions. Sounded like Muzak.

[lazarus]

114. No, I have you all beat with Charlene

"I've Never Been To Me"

Hey lady, you lady
cursing at your life
You're a discontented mother
and a regimented wife
I've no doubt you dream about
the things you'll never do
But,
I wish someone had a talked to me
like I wanna talk to you.....

Ooh I've been to Georgia and California
and, anywhere I could run
Took the hand of a preacher man
and we made love in the sun
but I ran out of places
and friendly faces
because I had to be free
I've been to paradise
but I've never been to me...

Please lady, please, lady
don't just walk away
'cause I have this need to tell you
why I'm all alone today
I can see so much of me
still living in your eyes
won't you share a part
of a weary heart
that has lived million lies.......

Ooh I've been to Nice and the Isle of Greece
while I've sipped champagne on a yacht
I moved like Harlow in Monte Carlo
and showed 'em what I've got
I've been undressed by kings
and I've seen some things
that a woman ain't supposed to see.......
I've been to paradise,
but I've never been to me.......

Hey, you know what paradise is?
It's a lie.
A fantasy we create about
people and places as we'd like them to be.
But you know what truth is?
it's that little baby you're holding and
it's that man you fought with this morning
the same one you're going to make love with tonight
that's truth, that's love.........

Sometimes I've been to crying for unborn children
that might have made me complete
but I.....I took the sweet life
I never knew
I'd be bitter from the sweet
I've spent my life exploring
the subtle whoring
that costs too much to be free....
hey lady......
I've been to paradise......
but I've never been to me.........

I've been to paradise
but I've never been to me....

I've been to paradise
but I've never been to me..

[nytemare]

119. "Survivor" by Destiny's Child

Not only one of the worst, but most irritating songs ever.

[tjwash]

124. "Rolling on the river" the William Shatner version.

nt

[Seabiscuit]

127. LOL! Shatner can't sing his way out of a wet paper bag

[FrankBooth]

128. Who Let the Dogs Out

Calling that a song is a bit of a stretch though.

[slutticus]

130. "My Baby Daddy" by B Rock and the Bizz

:puke:

[ThorsHammer]

131. Whatever it was that Ashley Simpson mangled at the Orange Bowl

[Liberal Veteran]

132. God...we made it over a 100 posts without "I've Never Been to Me"?

by Charlene?

LOL

[Seabiscuit]

134. Wow! My longest thread to date on DU.