Things to do before the Inauguration

[sunnystarr]

1. Cash your social security check.
2. Drink a nice clean glass of water.
3. Get that abortion you've always wanted.
4. See a doctor of your own choosing.
5. Spend quality time with your draft age child/grandchild.
6. Visit Iran, or any foreign country for that matter.
7. Get that gas mask you've been putting off buying.
8. Hoard gasoline.
10. Borrow some favorite books from library before they're banned.
11. If you have an idea for an art piece involving a crucifix-do it now.
12. Come out - then go back in - HURRY!
13. Jam in all the stem cell research you can.
14. Stay out late before the curfews start.
16. Go see Bruce Springsteen before he has his "accident".
17. Go see Mount Rushmore before the Reagan addition.
18. Use the phrase, "You can't do that--this is America."
19. Take a walk in Yosemite, without being hit by a snowmobile.
20. Enroll your kid in an accelerated art or music class.
21. Start your school day without a prayer.
22. Pass on the secrets of evolution to future generations.
23. Learn French.
24. Attend a commitment ceremony with your gay friends.
25. Take a factory tour anywhere in the US.
26. Take photographs of animals on the endangered species list.
27. Visit Florida before the polar ice caps melt.
28. Visit Nevada before it becomes radioactive.
29. Visit Alaska before "The Big Spill."
30. Visit Massachusetts while it's still a state.

[chicagojoe]

1. You forgot clean your rifle.

So it's all ready for next years' hunting season !!!

[smbolisnch]

2. I sent that to my * voting mom.

She wrote back and just said "I don't think I have any comment." :P Apparently it hit a nerve.