I've had it with DU! I'm putting you all on double secret probation!

[HEyHEY]

[Richardo]

1. But sir! They're already on probation...

[Worst Username Ever]

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

[HeyManThatsCool]

13. Hell no!

lol

[Richardo]

14. "Germans?"

"Forget it, he's rolling."

[XNASA]

2. *coughs*

*bl_wj_b* *cough* *bl_wj_b* *cough* *cough*

[Donkeyboy75]

3. Niedermayer is a sneaky little shit, just like you.

[Dr.Phool]

16. Just shut up and shoot his horse!!!

[Fenris]

4. "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

[Richardo]

5. "I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer."

back to you, fenris

[Fenris]

6. The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me.

[cruadin]

10. "Face it Flounder, you threw up ON Dean Wormer."

[Deja Q]

7. Looks like Archie Bunker, sans the hat...

?????

[BikeWriter]

8. Oh, shit! Anything but double secret probation! Er...

...what is double secret probation?

[Richardo]

9. Dean Vernon Wormer: Author of the Patriot Act

What is the detaining of prisoners without charge or legal representation but 'double secret probation'?

[HeyManThatsCool]

12. Delta

Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.

[yellowdogintexas]

11. There is only one thing to do....ROAD TRIP!!1

[HeyManThatsCool]

15. Mom, Dad,

this is Larry Kroger. The boy who molested me last month? We have to get married.

[Sporadicus]

17. Mine's Bigger

My cucumber. It's bigger. I think vegetables can be very sensuous, don't you?