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franksumatra Donating Member (270 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 05:16 PM
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Things to do rather than watch the Inauguration
1. Eat goat shit.

2. Put my tongue on a frozen train track.

3. Drink hot Zima.
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LiberalinNC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 05:18 PM
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1. Get drunk for the next 4 years!
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bif Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 05:23 PM
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2. Drive a 6 inch nail into my skull
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franksumatra Donating Member (270 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 05:25 PM
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3. would you even notice?
that's such a common occurrence around here. i hate it when that happens.
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bif Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 05:31 PM
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5. Probably not.
If I see one more person here at work with a nail sticking out of his/her hed, I'm gonna scream!
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franksumatra Donating Member (270 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 05:33 PM
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6. A simple, yearly skull exam for nails is always recommended
I've had several nails removed from my dome, it's no shame.
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 05:26 PM
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4. Sleep? Or wait I would rather do that then a lot of things.....
:boring:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 05:34 PM
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7. Read "My Pet Goat"
It is getting rave reviews with the Freeper crowd.

</sarcasm>
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Solon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 05:35 PM
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8. Stick my...
dick in a live light bulb socket.
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