And now, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!

[short bus president]

Or a post out of my ass. Seriously. I've got nuthin'. Hep me, Jeebus!

Talk amongst yourselves.

[LWolf]

1. Again?

That trick never works.

:P

[VelmaD]

2. SHORT BUS!!!

*smooches*

Feels like I haven't talked to you in forever. Get your ass on MSN Messenger now dammit. ;-)

[short bus president]

7. NEIN!!!

Now clown up, bent oafer, und f**st im ar**h!!! You've got 31 years to wait 'til it's yer turn. ;-)

[VelmaD]

8. I knew this was gonna happen...

and you SWORE to me it wouldn't. You promised you'd still have time to play. *pout* :-(

[short bus president]

11. yus, well

the 'puter is now shared, and MY TIME seems to come after I'm already wore the f*ck out. Not that I have any complaints about the wearing out - playing with my girls is loads of fun, and after a week, I wouldn't have it any other way.

Things'll be better after we get the router and I can virtually spank you during daylight hours again. ;-)

[VelmaD]

13. Sure...

fine...whatever.

[GOPisEvil]

3. Ugh...keep your ass to yourself...

:P

[short bus president]

5. Do I look like Matcom to you???

[GOPisEvil]

6. I never tire of the rump-shakin' rodent!

[blondeatlast]

4. Well, things are hapnin' in a big way in GDF . . .

AAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhh; that trick NEVER works!

[short bus president]

9. Yeah, I saw something about that

I was more amused than Skinner, and less amused than the asshat who did it. Never figured myself for the mushy middle type. Hrm.

[roguevalley]

10. CLAP! CLAP! CLAP!

Now, for the second act, let's watch George Bush pull
a brain out. Since his frontal lobe, the grissly and
totally formless Karl Rove(er), grandson of the man
who built Birkenau, will soon be experiencing his own
incarceration, he will need one.

[Skittles]

12. it's "TAWK AMONGST YASELVES"

SAY IT RIGHT ALREADY.

[short bus president]

14. MAKE ME!

:P









I SO desperately need an ass kicking...

[VelmaD]

15. Why yes...

yes you do. But Skittles is gonn ahave to get in line behind me. :evilgrin:

[short bus president]

16. Aw, Velma...

if I didn't know better, I'd think you missed the bus...

:evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

18. Yeah, I miss you...

but my aim is improving. ;-)

[short bus president]

20. you know where to aim

yet you STILL seem to be some thousand miles away...

[VelmaD]

21. Thanks for the unpleasant reminder...

of just how far away most of my friends are.

And it's only getting worse. My best friend leaves Friday to spend nearly 3 weeks in Ottawa. Ottawa for god's sake - cold and far away and in an entire other country. :-(

What the hell am I gonna do to stay outta trouble without adult supervision for 3 weeks? :evilgrin:

[Mandate My Ass]

17. Ahh you mimbo

You finally came up for air and this is all you got? :nopity:

[short bus president]

19. it was either this, or

"guess how many peanut M&Ms I can stuff into my mouth at one time without chewing them or aspirating." And I wanted to save the M&Ms.

;-)

[Mandate My Ass]

22. Well just lay off the green M&Ms

that would be overkill....:evilgrin:

[SOteric]

23. Is that the same ass

you've been wigglin' all over DU?

Shake what your momma gave you, SB.

[Loyal]

24. Pull a rabbit outta your ass...

and I'll be impressed. I'll be even more impressed if it's alive.