Ladies, this is for you!

[YellowRubberDuckie]

My best friend just sent this to me. Ladies, enjoy...Some of you guys will get a kick out of it too...
Duckie



A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.
He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
"Dear Lord:
I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through,
so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.
Amen.

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish..
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.

He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out Their school clothes, fed them breakfast,
packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the check book. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.

Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the roning board and watched TV while he did the ironing.


At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said, "Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, " My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were.

You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."

Voted Women's Favorite Email of the Year

[Booberdawg]

1. HAHAHAHAHA!

[blondeatlast]

2. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Can I get an AAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNN?!

(no pun intended)

[pippin]

3. About god

except the story ofcourse should have had god in HER infinite wisdom.

[Loyal]

4. That's great

:)

[MarianJack]

5. My Mom...

...always told me that if the women had the odd numbered kids in a family and the men had the evens, no family would have more than 3 kids.

My wife and I have 1. Although we adopted him, I'll be happy to say that I would be glad to not even go through that even once! Ladies, we men owe you more than we can ever even begin to say. I am greatful to all the wonderful women in my life, especially my wife. I am a (reportedly) good guy because I've been blessed since infancy with having a multitude of great women in my family.

Here's to you all! :toast: :hug: :yourock: :kick: :bounce: :loveya: