"We Seek the Grail"

[McKenzie]

"Ah, we all ready got one!" (assume French accent)

"You all ready have one?"

"Ah yes, it's very nice" (assume French accent)

Sorry people, couldn't resist it.

[drumwolf]

1. I fart in your general direction!

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!

[name not needed]

2. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. Well, could we take a look at it then?

[gfr4656]

4. SPAMALOT

New play from eric idle. its playing in chicago, going to broadway next. its based on the holy grail and it is hilarious.

[Crunchy Frog]

5. "Well, can we come up and have a look?"

"Of course not! You are English types."

"Well what are you then."

"I'm French! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent you silly king?"

"Well what are you doing in England?"

"Mind your own business!"

Sorry, had to add to it. Probably a bunch of people are typing the exact same thing as I'm typing this. How many practically have that movies memorized?

[McKenzie]

6. entire script here

http://www.rit.edu/~smo4215/monty.htm

[RevolutionaryActs]

7. YAY!

We're Knights of the Round Table,
We dance when ere we're able,
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot,
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.
We're Knights of the Round Table,
Our shows are formidable, But many times, we're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable.
We're Opera mad in Camelot,
We sing from the diaphragma looooooot.
In war we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable,
Between our quests we sequin vests,
And impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Camelot,
I have to push the pram a lot.

[General Zod]

8. "What makes you think she is a witch?"

"Well she turned me into a newt......... I got better"

[El Fuego]

9. "Did you see him repressing me?!"

[HEyHEY]

10. Found them? The coconut's tropical!