Let's be exceedingly polite.

[blondeatlast]

Be my guest.

[GOPisEvil]

1. Hello Blondeatlast...you're looking lovely this evening.

How is your family?

:-)

[blondeatlast]

2. Quite well, thank you. How are you this lovely evening?

[GOPisEvil]

4. Tired, actually. I should get to bed soon.

Thanks for asking. Have a great night! :hi:

[RobertSeattle]

3. Shall we all bow are heads and pray

Our hearts go out to Rush Limbaugh during times like this...

[blondeatlast]

8. As difficult as it is for me, I shall try to be understanding.

It is always the parents, you of course realize that.

He has my sympathy . . .

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Ahem, excuse me. I must take a powder.

[Pale Blue Dot]

5. May I have some tea?

And your crumpets are positively DIVINE.

[XanaDUer]

12. No, scones.

Delicious and devine.

[Solly Mack]

6. Hello, blondeatlast, how are you doing today?

You're looking well. I trust your days are all bright ones.

[SOteric]

7. Greetings!

What an unsurpassing pleasure to visit with you this evening.

I trust all is well?

[Jim Sagle]

9. This thread ain't nuthin' but...

a fresh-brewed cup of Tetley tea on a placid autumn evening.

Cheers!

[ozymandius]

10. My, that is a lovely garland you're wearing.

You seem pensive tonight. Are you quite alright?

[BigMcLargehuge]

11. I am loath to bring this tragic situation to your attention

understanding and accepting your modesty, but I simply must clear my heart, soul, and conscience and beg your merciful forgiveness.

I have impregnated your dog.

[blondeatlast]

14. Ahem. Yes, of course you have.

May I please see you in the kitchen?! (frozen smile)

Does this mean it's over between US?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

13. Thank you for your kind invitation

to pleasantry! :D

[Robb]

15. So gracious of you!

Indeed, and I love what you've done with your hair! I wish I had skin as nice as yours, you're just so smart, and
-- uhh, urgh, ahh --
...this is such a thoughtful discussion
-- ahh, argh, urgh --
...and so well-mannered
--urgh, uhh, AAAHH!!

AAAAARGH!!


Bite me, meatsack!!!!

Oh, my. Where did that come from? :evilgrin:

[Aristus]

16. I am exceedingly glad to see you this fine morning!

Dare I ask what your plans are this day?