If Jar-Jar were to die in Episode III, how should it happen?

[asthmaticeog]

Poll question: If Jar-Jar were to die in Episode III, how should it happen?

[T Roosevelt]

1. How about fans storming the editing room to get the footage put in?

[Fenris]

2. Cage match with Gollum

[yardwork]

3. That gets my vote. Jar-Jar wouldn't have a chance

[asthmaticeog]

5. "Whaaaaa?"

"Me-sa no-sa know nuttin' about youses precious! *Gaaaaaacccccckkkkkk*"

[Fenris]

7. "You-sa stabbed me in me-sa eye! Now you-sa gonna die!"

[Barad Simith]

4. other: poached for his skin

sold as exotic shoes and belts

[Downtown Hound]

6. Slaughtered by Anakin

It should be his first choke by force death.

[4_Legs_Good]

11. I'd prefer it if they both died.

Anakin has been a disappointment in both films so far.

david

[asthmaticeog]

18. That would pose a WEE bit of a continuity problem, y'know.

[More Than A Feeling]

8. His head is mine! n/t

[Cush]

9. He beats a Wookie at that Chess Game

and then gets ripped apart

[AlabamaYankee]

10. Quickly, within the first thirty seconds of the film

Or maybe the previews

[brainshrub]

15. "Hi meesa Jar Jar Bin...aaaaarrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhh"

Da pain! DA PAIN! AAAAAaaaa... (gargling sounds)

Movie continues.

Anakin: What was that?

Amidala: Nothing. So tell me Anakin... why do you think going to that volcano planet is a good idea?

[HeyManThatsCool]

12. It should happen IMMEDIATELY of course n/t

[Deja Q]

13. virus

:evilgrin:

[Guaranteed]

14. Hung up by those fucking ears and beaten with sticks,

meanwhile having his massive eyes pecked out by some kind of beaked creature (ala "The Passion). :)

[rox63]

16. I chose the wood-chipper

Cause it needs to be painful. :spank:

[democracyindanger]

17. Eaten

I don't care by what. Just eaten. Whole if necessary, bit by bit if possible.

[DrWeird]

19. Choking to death on George Lucas's atrophied soul.

nt

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

20. He wanders into the bar in the first film,

and is beaten senseless in the restroom by something with tentacles.

[-..__...]

21. Judas Cradle.

"This procedure has remained essentially unchanged from the Middle Ages until today. The victim is hoisted up in the manner shown in the accompanying illustration, and lowered onto the point of the pyramid in such a way that his weight rests on the point positioned in the anus, in the vagina, under the scrotum or under the coccyx (the last two or three vertebrae). The executioner, according to the pleasure of the interrogators, can vary the pressure from zero to that of total body weight. The victim can be rocked, or made to fall repeatedly onto the point."

http://www.shanmonster.com/witch/torture/judas.html

[rockymountaindem]

25. I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

[asthmaticeog]

26. Not even Karl Rove & Frank Luntz?

[rockymountaindem]

27. No, not even them.

[asthmaticeog]

28. You're a kinder soul than I, rockymountaindem.

[Thor_MN]

22. A slow death in captivity on planet Gitmo B after being named a terraist

supporter by the corrupt and evil empire.

[Xipe Totec]

23. Road Kill

Followed celebrity roast and wake.

[DS1]

24. Spends the whole movie pleading for his life through an airlock window

only to be heard or seen as the main characters just happen to pass by, and just before the climatic battle he is ejected and with cgi magic you can see his blood boil over and his eyes pops and his eardrum holes spewing brain matter like a firework pinwheel of DOOM!