How quickly will this thread die?

[ozymandius]

Poll question: How quickly will this thread die?

I am hoping to see it wallowing on page 17 in thirty minutes. Wish me luck!

[BigMcLargehuge]

1. I could just lock it...

;)

[ozymandius]

4. OH! That would be just yummy.

It would smash my all-time record.

(20 minutes)

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

1168. PETWB (People for Ethical Treatment of Web Browsers) will sue.

Cruelty and torture, man.

[Systematic Chaos]

593. I

[Systematic Chaos]

594. vote

[Systematic Chaos]

595. we

[Systematic Chaos]

596. make

[Systematic Chaos]

598. this

[Systematic Chaos]

599. the

[Systematic Chaos]

600. biggest

[Systematic Chaos]

601. thread

[Systematic Chaos]

602. ever

[Systematic Chaos]

603. on

[Systematic Chaos]

604. DU!!!

:evilgrin:

[AquariDem]

616. With

[AquariDem]

617. the

[AquariDem]

618. longest

[AquariDem]

619. diagonal

[AquariDem]

620. post

[AquariDem]

621. series,

[AquariDem]

622. period!

[neuvocat]

623. I

[neuvocat]

624. don't

[neuvocat]

625. think

[neuvocat]

626. it

[neuvocat]

627. can

[neuvocat]

628. slant

[neuvocat]

629. any

[neuvocat]

630. further

[AquariDem]

631. Looks

[AquariDem]

632. kinda

[AquariDem]

633. like

[AquariDem]

634. the

[AquariDem]

635. side

[AquariDem]

637. of

[AquariDem]

638. a

[AquariDem]

639. barn

[AquariDem]

640. now...

[Bucky]

878. i hope posting a reply doesn't mess up your picture

because that would make me feel pretty bad about doing that

[Systematic Chaos]

913. Actually, now it looks like a big barn

with an old piece of paper on the ground near the side.

:shrug: :)

[7th_Sephiroth]

1120. mess up

mwa ha ha ha ha ha

[salmonhorse]

653. So decalre it, "Une déviation grande!" and...

Lock It!! already ~

:shrug:

[Undemcided]

711. It's still going?

LOL!

[TrogL]

739. It will never die

Until it crashes the board

[soupkitchen]

2. Best thread ever

[leftist_rebel1569]

3. LOL

I should bookmark this...

[alwynsw]

249. It's A-L-I-V-E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TahitiNut]

673. Has there ever been a thread in which all DUers posted?

:shrug:

[Snow]

5. Hey! Your poll doesn't allow for, like, two or three days.

This is a terrific thread. I'll certainly help keeep it right up there..

[7th_Sephiroth]

437. more like

2-3 years

[radwriter0555]

549. MY TURN!

yayayayayayayayaya.

[Feanorcurufinwe]

918. Go ahead, take your turn...

[blondeatlast]

6. Ahem . . .

:kick:

[ZenLefty]

9. What if this thread gets Threadjacked?

Then it may never die. Despite everyone's wishes. :evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

13. Hey - what's this? A thread that never dies?

:thumbsup: Excellent!

[ZenLefty]

15. Good threads never die, they just fade away

Hey, not to threadjack this or anything, but did you hear about rush limbaugh?

[7th_Sephiroth]

452. i'll make sure

that it stays a part of DU FOREVER

[PittPoliSci]

7. KICK!

damn right.

[newyawker99]

8. kick

:kick: :evilgrin:

[Feanorcurufinwe]

514. How quickly will this thread reach 1000 posts?

[kmla]

10. I suspect a little reverse psychology here. Hmmmmm.

I think you want to want to prolong this thread by saying "How fast will this die?"

<puts fingers together, making a tent, then looks thoughtful>

How long have you had these feelings of inadequacy?
How does that make you feel?

Hmmmmm. I see.

Oh. Times up. Please make an appointment with the receptionist on the way out. Thanks for coming today.

;)

[newyawker99]

11. another kick

:kick:

[Feanorcurufinwe]

793. ouch that hurts!

[Padraig18]

12. Ayieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-AH!

*karate chop to the larynx* Die, imperialist lackie thread! :silly:

[underpants]

14. I believe in the G-spot

Thee ya go ozymandius see ya tomorrow.

:bounce:

[newyawker99]

16. another kick for ozy!!

:kick:

[blondeatlast]

17. *

:kick: :evilgrin:

[ZenLefty]

18. Nothing worse than a slow death, is there?

:o

[LSdemocrat]

19. Not as long as I can help it

whatever

[Feanorcurufinwe]

779. how long can you help it?

[ozymandius]

20. Die! Die! Die!

Die!

[jono]

21. Kick

:kick:

[newyawker99]

23. Live, live, live!!

:kick:
:kick::kick:
:kick::kick::kick:
:kick::kick::kick::kick:
:kick::kick::kick::kick::kick:
:kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick:
:kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick:
:kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick:

[Exultant Democracy]

161. I'm going to put my kick right here

[Exultant Democracy]

413. kicking on my kick yeah n/t

[Exultant Democracy]

522. one more time with feeling

[Exultant Democracy]

579. can't stop myself

[Exultant Democracy]

874. Hulk smash!

[Buns_of_Fire]

22. This is the thread that doesn't end

It just goes on and on, my friend
Some people started posting here
Not knowing what it was
And they'll continue posting here forever just because
This is the thread that doesn't end
It just goes on and on, my friend
Some people started posting here
Not knowing what it was
And they'll continue posting here forever just because
This is the thread that doesn't end...

(I miss Shari and Lamb Chop *sniff* :cry: )

[ZenLefty]

24. I wonder who will be the last to post on this thread?

Probably me. If anybody can kill a thread, I can. :evilgrin:

[Buns_of_Fire]

27. Nah. It'll be me.

I have honed my threadkilling abilities to the point where I can just READ a thread and it's gone forever. (I don't know what happened with my last post -- I'm probably a little rusty.) And if that doesn't work, I'll just pull out a reference or two to Barry Manilow. That usually works as a last resort (except that Will Pitt has threatened to send out hit men after me, but he's out of the country burning down Amsterdam, so I should be pretty safe this time... :-) ).

[TrogL]

229. no me

I never know when to leave well enough alone

[ozymandius]

237. You're all wacked.

I am the originator of this thread. Therefore it is doomed.

[mbartko]

257. I got a goat

and he curses this thread to live forever.

(By the way, my goat is bigger than your goat)

[ozymandius]

288. My goat is a butcher and runs his own abbatoir.

So there.

[mbartko]

308. Ooh, be careful.

My goat is a jealous goat and tolerates no goats before him. Whereas my goat is a real goat, all other so-called "goats" are sheep.

Sincerely,

Lt. Gen. Bonkers

[Darranar]

25. Kick!

:kick: :evilgrin:

[newyawker99]

26. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

:kick:

[kixot]

28. DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, !!!!!!!!

DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE!!!!!!!!

:kick:

[ZenLefty]

29. After this post, the thread must die.

and I'm the last one to post on it. :)

[leftist_rebel1569]

30. No, I wanna kill it!

n/t

[ZenLefty]

32. I, ZenLefty, do hereby declare this thread...DEAD

May God (if any) have mercy on its soul (if any). :smoke: :hippie:

[leftist_rebel1569]

35. No...I, Leftist_Rebel1569, declare this thread DEAD!

Because, it's dead....NOW!

[brainshrub]

677. No....I. Brainshrub, declare this thread ALIVE

So nya-nya! :P

[Shyriath]

31. Joke's on you!

Actually, this is one of those rare threads which, due to a one-in-a-billion random mutation of its DNA, was born immortal. Sorry, dude.

[LSdemocrat]

33. This thread lives on! Mwah ha ha!

[ozymandius]

34. My thread's dreams reduced to rubble.

Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh dear. Page 17 it'll never see.

[Duncan Grant]

36. Can't...stop...myself...from...kicking...this...thrrrreeeeeadddddd!

I can just type here for a minute and not hit the 'post message' button.

Yep, I think it's going to pass. Whew, that's better.

Okay, time to delete this message...

Oh hell.

[Buns_of_Fire]

37. Look upon my kick, ye mighty, and despair

ARISE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :evilgrin:

[newyawker99]

38. This annoying thread again?????

:evilgrin:

[Feanorcurufinwe]

799. No, this is a different one

[ozymandius]

39. For the sake of humanity!

Mods, please lock, delete or stomp into the dirt this thread. Let it find peace at last. Please!

[leftist_rebel1569]

40. Don't worry, it's dead....now

n/t

[newyawker99]

41. Not quite yet.......there is a little life in in yet!

:evilgrin:

[Barad Simith]

58. You sound like a mad scientist who has unleashed a monster! (nt)

[TrogL]

175. I read through my job description the other day

and I figured out the best was of explaining to people what I do for a living is that I'm mad scientist.

[Loyal]

42. a spectacular failure

a nova.

[JohnnyAmerica]

43. My response will kill it

I'm real good at it.

[Feanorcurufinwe]

780. So what's your response?

[Buns_of_Fire]

44. Here little thread, drink this...

Easy, easy, not too fast...
Feeling better now?
Good.
Live long and prosper. :evilgrin:

[Feanorcurufinwe]

895. Hey that's not Kool-Aid!

[jono]

45. kick

just to be irritating. ;-)

:kick:

[Feanorcurufinwe]

782. ouch

[Buns_of_Fire]

46. Thread not die! Thread not die!

(Johnny Weissmuller to Maureen O'Sullivan in Tarzan Invents the Internet, 1935)

[Darranar]

47. Thou shalt not die!

Bwahahahahahaha! :kick:

[Barad Simith]

48. Future generations...

...will treasure this thread as one of the few remaining artifacts of our era. They will worship Ozymandius as a visionary and birth-giver to the Eternal Thread.

[newyawker99]

49. LOL Brad!!!

:bounce:

[tinnyguy1777]

50. Dang nabbit------

Is this thread still alive?????

[ZenLefty]

51. I've still got the last post on this thread

...as of right now.

[tinnyguy1777]

52. That was then---------

This is now-------LOL

[ZenLefty]

56. Darn, now you have the last post.

No, wait a minute. Now I do. Hoo-haa!!

[Darranar]

57. No you don't.

:evilgrin:

[ozymandius]

53. What is this?!?

Tiny Lounge Thread. Waving longingly at the grave. But for what?

[ZenLefty]

55. It's almost a Haiku

You could re-arrange that into a 5-7-5 syllable structure and have yourself a pretty good haiku there. :D

[Darranar]

54. KICK!

:kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick:

[Rhiannon12866]

59. Kick!

:yourock::-)

[newyawker99]

60. Another day, another kick!

:kick: :evilgrin:

[Buns_of_Fire]

61. After performing mouth-to-mouth resusitation on this thread

(which would have been a lot easier if it hadn't kept slipping me the tongue while I was doing it), I'm pleased to report to all of its fans that IT LIVES! :kick: (whether it wants to or not). :evilgrin:

[TrogL]

162. One time... in the armed forces

I was doing the first aid course and we were supposed to do a demontration of mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

The sargeant assumed that I would stop the demonstration just before actually making contact, but then he saw this gleam in my eye and bellowed "TrogL, don't you dare".

[xJlM]

62. This thread's still going?

I thought it was headed for the archives somewhere...

[Buns_of_Fire]

63. We're just being ornery

It's like the poor little soaking-wet kitten you discover pitifully mewing on your doorstep late one night. We've adopted it (poor little thing), and now it'll never go away -- however much we might want it to.

[xJlM]

64. I gathered as much

I saw it a few days ago, and wondered how long it would be kept going...

[Barad Simith]

89. It was...

...but people keep kicking it.

[Terwilliger]

65. a slow, painful death

I'm thinking we should keep the thread kicked until 2005

[Darranar]

66. A Kick for you!

:kick:

[Barad Simith]

67. two in love can make it, take my heart and please don't break it

K is for the way you look at me
I is for the only one I see
C is very, very ecstraordinary
K is even more than anyone that you adore kan

Kick is all that I can give to you
Kick is more than just a game for two
Two in love can make it
Take my heart and please don't break it
Kick was made for me and you

[Darranar]

69. Did you make that up on the spot?

Impressive!

[Barad Simith]

70. it's taken from the Nat King Cole song, "L-O-V-E"

L is for the way you look at me
O is for the only one I see
V is very, very extraordinary
E is even more than anyone that you adore can

The French film, "He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not" makes good use of the song:

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0291579/

[goobergunch]

68. Coming up on four days now... (n/t)

[Feanorcurufinwe]

891. One month later...

[Darranar]

71. This thread has been hereby declared immortal!

LONG LIVE THE THREAD!

And :kick:, of course.

[ozymandius]

72. I can't believe this.

Someone said "keep it going until 2005".

Eh...why?

I really wish this thread had more to offer than it does.

[Terwilliger]

73. it's like Seinfeld

it's...ehhh...it's just something to do

like a flash-mob

[LuLu550]

406. even more Seinfeldian

"It's about nothing."

[ozymandius]

442. Nothing?

It's all about itself.

[Lizz612]

463. The "Navel Gazing" thread

I swear it must be self-aware!

[leftist_rebel1569]

75. You know, at the rate it's going...

this won't die. period.

this thread's gonna get the opposite of what it wanted in the first place, like every other thread on DU...

[goobergunch]

88. Because we are EvilDUers!

:evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[Skittles]

74. is this thread still alive?

Someone kill it already.

[leftist_rebel1569]

76. I'm working on it!

Now, I just need no one to post here after this post...:P

[xJlM]

77. Which post?

Oh, you mean the one you just did. I guess I kind of messed that up, didn't I?

[leftist_rebel1569]

78. Yeah, you did.

Now, if everyone stops posting when I type the words "I love donuts", then the thread will die!

Oh, BTW...I love donuts. :)

[Buns_of_Fire]

81. I love donuts, too!

(Oops...)

[Barad Simith]

82. I think most people like donuts (nt)

[TrogL]

130. They used to serve donuts in the Grotto in the morning

I miss the Grotto.

[LSdemocrat]

79. kick

[Feanorcurufinwe]

783. ouch

[LSdemocrat]

80. Keeping it alive!

[newyawker99]

83. Another sleepy kick!!

:kick:

[Buns_of_Fire]

84. AHH... AHH... AHH... AHH... Stayin' Alive! Stayin' Alive!

http://posters.seindal.dk/p371631_John_Travolta_Saturday_Night_Fever.html

[goobergunch]

85. You asked for this one.

:kick:

[xJlM]

86. Not Fade Away

I saw someone else did Saturday Night Fever, so I had to think of some old Stones...

[Blue-Jay]

87. What the hell...

I'll kick one for my favorite poem:

I met a traveller from an antique land,
Who said--"Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desart . . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Ozymandius, King of Kings,
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

Thanks, Percy.

[Feanorcurufinwe]

898. what are lone sands?

[Buns_of_Fire]

90. First kick of the morning to ya!

:donut: I feel so... so... DECADENT about this! :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[VOX]

91. A kick for the twitching corpse of this spectacular failure of a thread...

:kick:

[baldguy]

92. .

needs a kick

[Feanorcurufinwe]

899. are you sure?

[psychopomp]

93. That's really funny!

[xJlM]

94. How did this poor thing get back here to page two?

This is the thread that will not die...!

[WillParkinson]

95. Apparently...

Not quick enough. Can't you tell the poor thing is suffering?

[xJlM]

96. Someone needs to shoot it

I mean, if I had a dog that got hit by a car, and I knew it was serious enough that a vet could only prolong the inevitable...

[Jeff in Cincinnati]

97. This Thread

Is why Al Gore invented the internet!

[jono]

98. I LOVE this thread

Good thread, good thread....

:kick:

[peacefreak]

99. Mercy kick

:kick:

[ZenLefty]

100. I can't believe you people are still kicking this thread

Why, I would never kick an old thread like this one. O8)

[matcom]

101. me neither

:)

[ZenLefty]

102. It'll probably be around until New Year's Eve

Then people will stop kicking it. Maybe.

As for me, I'll never again post on this thread. Ever!

[leftist_rebel1569]

105. Okay...I'll stop now!

Now, everyone else has to stop too, or it won't die...

[ZenLefty]

109. That's it. This is my last post on this thread EVER

EVER! :D

[ozymandius]

107. OH MIGHTY MATCOM

I believe this is the first time you have ever posted to one of my threads. Truly, I am flattered.

[ZenLefty]

108. Oh, lookit you, kicking your own thread.

:+ :P :+ :P :+ :P :+ :P :+ :P :+ :P :+

[matcom]

124. LOOK OUT! I MIGHT JUST DO IT AGAIN!!!!!

:P

sorry, been busy as hell with work this week

:bounce:

[TrogL]

103. I don't understand

why a thread needs to die in vain

[jono]

104. Me either (n/t)

[Lady Freedom]

106. OH NO ! It's a bunny thread!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Exultant Democracy]

110. these goggles they do nothing

:kick:

[Lady Freedom]

233. LeviathanCrumbling What did you start?!

:dem:

[VOX]

111. May it live on in infamy, and not wither on the vine...

And with that, I give it another kick :kick:

[Barad Simith]

112. Okay that's enough.

Stop it, people, it's not funny anymore.

[Breezy du Nord]

113. Sure it is!

Welcome to DU brad! :hi:

[Barad Simith]

123. thank you (n/t)

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

114. Sure it is. This is the funniest thing ever on DU.

We are self-absorbed boring people.

[Barad Simith]

125. You're right! What was I thinking? (nt)

[TrogL]

137. sure it is

[LSdemocrat]

115. I told you, it will never die . . .

as long as I can help it.

[salmonhorse]

116. LIVE, DAMN IT!!! BREATHE!!!!

Not on my watch!!!!

[ornotna]

117. Oh look...

It's still here.






not to worry, this post should kill it. ;)

[LSdemocrat]

118. The kick strikes again!

[VOX]

119. It's like visiting an old friend now...

Keep on kicking, pal!

:kick:

[jono]

122. I agree

and I would hate to see it lost to the archives so soon. :evilgrin:

[ozymandius]

134. an old friend...

Like this?

[baldguy]

120. kick

[Feanorcurufinwe]

784. ouch

[Rashind]

121. By mistake I've woken up before noon...

Rather than going to class, writing a paper, or for god's sake going out and interacting with someone of the opposite sex, I will kick this thread. Tee hee. :evilgrin: :kick:

Oh... so lonely. :evilfrown:

[LewisJackson]

126. Ok, guys....seriously...

It's not funny anymore....<snicker>.....just let it die....<laugh>.....

Oh, yeah......KICK!

[VermontDem2004]

127. my first kick

:evilgrin: :kick:

[Selwynn]

128. Don't let the LUV thread die!

[Lady Freedom]

129. And going, and going, and going

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

131. Hey! Just like me in bed! n/t

[baldguy]

132. k

..

[Feanorcurufinwe]

133. This thread will never die

long after our sun goes nova, after entropy has run its course and all other energy and matter is in an undifferentiated state, this thread will continue.

[LSdemocrat]

135. Time for yet another kick!

[Rhiannon12866]

136. It looks like we were all wrong!

:kick:

[matcom]

138. yup

:D

[Rhiannon12866]

230. And here I thought I was the threadkiller!

Apparently, this one is even immune to my tendencies!:-)

[VOX]

139. It takes a kicking, and keeps on ticking...

:kick:

[_NorCal_D_]

140. I guess I'll give it a kick!

:kick:

[xJlM]

141. Like roaches or Spam...

This thread will be around for years to come. Like those AOL discs you get in the mail. No matter how many of them you throw away, here comes another one.

[VermontDem2004]

142. kick

:kick:

[Feanorcurufinwe]

781. ouch

[Throckmorton]

143. Never, this Thread will be here when the Pyramids are dust!!!!

Free the Daytona 500.

[Throckmorton]

182. and the Mountians will tumble to the seas.

"What Emergency?", Mudhead, High School Madness

[TrogL]

193. The mountains were tumbling

I was in BC last week and there were little landslides all over the place. Damn near blew a tire.

[Throckmorton]

199. Holy fried cakes Batman, you almost needed a new donut?

I thought I blew a seal once, but it was only ice cream.

[Throckmorton]

222. Live thread, live.

Fly, be free.

[Throckmorton]

303. It's 3:30 AM EDT,

and I'm stuck on the night shift bump.

[Throckmorton]

524. Shameless Self-promotional 2:30 AM BTTT Kick

Look, a baby wolf!!!

[Throckmorton]

Where, where is the Baby wolf?

Back to the top little thread

[Throckmorton]

545. Where, where is the Baby wolf?

Back to the top little thread

[Feanorcurufinwe]

993. Baby wolf.

[Throckmorton]

670. The obligatory Quarter to 1:00 camel hump bump.

Restore panels in a manner suitable to maintain personnel safety and cable integrity. Safety tape and insulating materials may be used as necessary.

[Throckmorton]

704. It may die, but not today.

No more than 19 total failures of all types for the entire system per 24 month rolling period

[Throckmorton]

847. What emergency?

Coordinate safety tagging with Operations and Projects Groups, the safety fuse is on Yellow Circuit 'D'.

Stand-by for a message in three parts

Break

[Throckmorton]

1108. The following is Message Part Number 1:

Critical Function –

· Receive specific inputs, develop and transmit actuation signals to associated protection structures, systems, and components.

[Throckmorton]

1115. The following is Message Part Number 2:

Critical Function –

· Receive specific inputs, develop and transmit control or interlock signals to manipulate the associated structures, systems, and components.

[Throckmorton]

1135. The following is Message Part Number 3:

Since the system was declared to be in Maintenance Rule (a)1 status, April 15, 2001, there have been five additional Maintenance Rule Functional Failures. Six (6) functional failures occurred during the 12 month period spanning the period February 14, 2001 to October 6, 2003, for Scoping Table function 1.04.

The boilling in oil will begin in short order.

[Snow]

144. Okay, here comes the weekend.

Let's keep 'er going. I don't even have to bookmark this thread; it's right there on page 1.

[ozymandius]

148. Well, it was on page 2.

Until now.

No one enjoys schadenfreude more than I do. That's why I'm giving it a kick.

[VermontDem2004]

145. The more appropriate question would be

"Will this thread ever die?"

[VOX]

146. A legend cannot die.

So, yet another kick for this legendary thread.

:kick:

[Karenina]

147. I haven't read it

don't intend to. Gotta sign off and pretend like I'm an adult doing "mindful things." It's been popping up on page 1 for days... so in the Spirt of Life (seeing it on page 3) here's another mindless :kick:

GOOOOO Ozymandius! Mindless FUN is GOOD!!! All the best to you and yours!!!

[baldguy]

149. keepn' it alive

[LeftCoast]

150. Aww, what a cute little

undead thread!

:)

:kick:

[Snow]

151. Where'd it go?

Oh - here it is!

[seamarq]

152. Phew!

[LSdemocrat]

153. Time for the kick of the day!

[ZenLefty]

154. Can we keep this going until new years?

:D

[ZenLefty]

155. Crap, I said I'd never again post on this thread

and I meant it!

[ZenLefty]

156. Okay, this is my last post on this thread.

Never again will I post on this thread. N-E-V-E-R.

[ZenLefty]

157. Never again, I swear.

:o

[seamarq]

158. Have you considered a 12 step program?

[ZenLefty]

163. Of course not!

I can do this on my own.

And *this* is my last post on this thread!!

[TrogL]

181. that's what they all say

[ZenLefty]

194. Oh yeah? Just you watch!

I'll never post on this thread again after this post!!

[TrogL]

198. any opportunities for 13th stepping?

[goobergunch]

187. Only 1 Jan 2004?

I was hoping that it would last until Inauguaration Day at least....

[ZenLefty]

262. Maybe even longer

:shrug:

[ZenLefty]

263. Crap, I said I'd never post on this thread again!

This is my last post here so help me Buddha!

[VOX]

159. Once more into the breach!

A kick for this vintage bugger!

;kick:

[never cry wolf]

160. oops, slipped to page 2...n/t

:kick:

[VermontDem2004]

164. kick

:kick:

[LSdemocrat]

165. Second kick of the day!

[earthman dave]

166. I believe 'kick' is the word i'm looking for

chortle chortle

[_NorCal_D_]

167. Another kick for this blasted thread!

:kick:
:bounce:

[shirlden]

168. Oh, what the heck !!!!!

Up ya geaux


:kick:

[LSdemocrat]

169. Page 3, what a shame . . .

[ILeft]

170. It can't die until it gives up the secret for long thread life.

The secret's in here somewhere...

[newyawker99]

172. This thread will NEVER die!!!!

:P

[baldguy]

171. kick

[Feanorcurufinwe]

786. ouch

[Buns_of_Fire]

173. What? Trying to slip away on Page 2 again?

Nope. Uh uh. This will never do. (Putting my arm around this poor little thread's shoulders and guiding it back to Page 1.) There, little buddy. You're home. I figure if we can worry 400+ posts worth if David Drier should be outed, we can at least give this poor little guy 200 posts or so.

In other words... :kick:

[patdem]

174. a kick for the ozy man

:kick:

[Mr. Brown of MD]

176. Time to do my part

displacedtexan, take your best shot!

-CollegeDude
Hopes he's referring ot the right DUer

[baldguy]

177. When's this going to hit 200?

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

178. About 20 kicks from now.

[ozymandius]

289. About 90 posts ago.

Where ya been?

[ozymandius]

179. Shameless kick as I ease toward 3000 posts.

Anyway, this threads' fans like to see it on page 1.

Two posts to go!

[LSdemocrat]

180. My kick of the day!

[Brewman_Jax]

183. You know that it's Halloween time because...

I can't kill it! It just won't die!

:silly:

[7th_Sephiroth]

184. Kick

:kick: and i have a feeling this thread is going nowhere

[Feanorcurufinwe]

785. ouch

[Jeff in Cincinnati]

185. The Eternal Thread

[FlashHarry]

188. For god's sake, don't drop it!

[VermontDem2004]

186. kick

:kick:

[Snow]

189. Hmmm - just read the milestones post

and note I'm not listed. Gotta get a milestone, my friends. And I can help this great thread along to 200 replies. What's the record (not including gun control threads).?

[VOX]

190. Another kick for nostalgia's sake...

:kick:

[earthman dave]

191. Kick it! n/t

[Darranar]

192. Kick!

[Feanorcurufinwe]

787. ouch

[SiobhanClancy]

195. This thread will never die

it just keeps going...and going.....and going:)

[Feanorcurufinwe]

646. What if I shoot it?

[VOX]

196. Had to tuck in this old guy for the night...

G'nite old thread...pleasant dreams; see you tomorrow!

:kick:

[xJlM]

197. Poor guy

Back on page three... Did they all forget you? If you're going to be around till next year, you've got to stay up front!

[BarbaRosa]

200. I think it's gonna hang around for awhile

[earthman dave]

201. Gooooaaaaaal !

[SiobhanClancy]

202. It still lives...

:kick:

[Maeve]

203. It has entered the realm of the undead!

AAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.............

[cosmicdot]

204. what's going on?

[TrogL]

205. you really need to pay attention

think beachball at rock concert

[earthman dave]

206. kick

[Feanorcurufinwe]

789. ouch

[earthman dave]

207. kick

[Feanorcurufinwe]

790. Oww! Quit it!

[HEyHEY]

208. LET THIS THREAD DIE FOR THE LOVE Of GOD

[SweetZombieJesus]

209. This is kid's stuff. A forum I used to post on had a thread that hit

15,000 posts before it was finally killed by a software crash. It was a thing to behold.

[ozymandius]

210. One like this?

I wonder if Elad has coded threads to lock and/or die at a certain post count.

[TrogL]

213. that would be cheating

[VOX]

211. Don't listen to your detractors, Old Thread...

You hang in there, now -- you hear?

:kick:

[Friar]

212. Am I missing something?

:silly:

[ozymandius]

214. I have an obtuse answer.

You might have to read all 200 some-odd posts to figure this out. BTW - I have been asking the same question since starting the thread.

[TrogL]

215. What did you expect

This gang of idiots will post 30 replies to a thread consisting of nothing but a punctuation mark.

[baldguy]

216. ALIVE!!! It's ALIVE!

[Snow]

228. What [u]is[/u] that, Wayne Newton?

[baldguy]

292. No . . .

. . . if you MUST know, ome guy re-created scenes from "Young Frankenstein" with puppets.

[ozymandius]

217. Yow - 216 replies!

and counting...

[UrbScotty]

218. I dunno.

Early 2004, maybe.

[goobergunch]

219. I'm aiming for Inauguration Day 2005

:evilgrin:

[Buns_of_Fire]

220. What's this? Page 4? Tsk, tsk.

Sheez. Go away for a day to do some work, and they don't feed you, they don't water you, they don't give you any Jerky Treats (tm), they don't even let you consort with threads of questionable virtue. C'mon, kid. Back to Page 1 you go... :evilgrin:

[TrogL]

223. I'm trying to get work done here

I don't have time to :kick: this

[Slippery_Hammer]

221. Gratuitous 700 club

:kick:





kick

[regularguy]

224. What do ya mean by "die" ?

How do we even know that this thread exists?

[ozymandius]

238. memory

Dreams do not possess the aspect of past dream memory.

[ixion]

225. lol.... need the 'never' choice

;-)

[Az]

226. Yes its the thread that never ends

It just goes on and on my friends.

[TrogL]

246. Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends

Obligatory ELP reference

[VermontDem2004]

227. kick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:kick: :dem: :toast:

[Feanorcurufinwe]

795. OUCH QUIT IT!

[cosmicdot]

231. that's why I used the energizer bunny in #204

I knew what was going on ... :silly: me

[LeftCoast]

232. I looked and looked

but didn't see this thread on page 1! :evilgrin:

:kick:

[Dookus]

234. I have the power to lock this.......

this is a hostage situation.

Send money to Dookus or this thread dies!!!!

BWAHAHAHHAA!

[VermontDem2004]

235. lock it!!!!

This thread will never die. I think we should aim for a record, the longest surviving thread on a message board.

[Feanorcurufinwe]

797. Even if you lock it, it will keep going

[VOX]

236. Always the last stop of the day -- now a tradition!

And so -- kick :kick:,

And to all a good night!

[Metatron]

239. A Kick for Friday morning

[ArkDem]

240. This thread will

NEVER DIE!!

[ArkDem]

This thread will

NEVER DIE!!

[ArkDem]

241. This thread will

NEVER DIE!!

[ArkDem]

242. This thread will

NEVER DIE!!

[earthman dave]

243. He shoots ... he scores!

[LeftCoast]

244. It's Friday October 17th, 2003 and this thread is

STILL ALIVE!

Bwahahahaha!

:evilgrin:

[myrna minx]

245. Not so fast....

:kick:

[Feanorcurufinwe]

667. Not anymore

:kick:

[Maddy McCall]

247. Not today it's not going to die.

Kick :kick:

[Snow]

248. Oh, no, second from the bottom of the page!

We can't have that happen, especially as the weekend begins.

[Droopy]

250. Mods, lock this thread

It's getting obnoxious seeing this thing take up space.

[alwynsw]

251. Party pooper!

[VermontDem2004]

252. Take up space?

This thread from the lounge only takes up a little more then half an inch of space.

[ozymandius]

255. I resemble that remark!

[cosmicdot]

253. I hadn't realized that I surpassed 7000 posts

somewhere around 7102ish

[SmileyBoy]

254. 254 responses???? Eccchhh....

I think we found "the immortal thread".

[neuvocat]

256. No way is it gonna make it.

[neuvocat]

259. kick

[Feanorcurufinwe]

792. Ouch! watch where you're kickin'!

[bloom]

258. Figured it was time to check in here...

I'd been avoiding it....

[TennesseeWalker]

260. When the Rapture comes, this thread will be taken up into the air.

260 replies. Sheesh...talk about eternal life

[mykpart]

261. What the hell, I'll just

bump it!

[VermontDem2004]

264. Who the hell let this thread fall to page 3?

:kick: damnit.

[hussar]

265. It's never gonna die

.

[xultar]

266. The lil' thread that could!

[quaker bill]

267. Go baby go

Kick

[alwynsw]

268. AH! AH! AH! AH! Stayin' alive. Stayin' alive.

O.K., it's still alive. Excuse me whilst I go puke from the disco flashback.

[LeftCoast]

269. Shhhhh!

don't tell anyone I'm kicking this thread!

:kick:

[mbartko]

270. Young people in the future

will study this thread in history class.

[ozymandius]

290. This is quite an honor that we can all share.

What do you believe can be gleaned from this thread?

[mbartko]

307. I'll leave the real analysis to historians...

but at very least, they should be able to determine that we were nuts.

[MGKrebs]

271. This thread sucks more than

an Oreck plugged into a 220 volt outlet.

:evilgrin:

[Rhiannon12866]

272. Good luck!

:kick::-)

[alwynsw]

273. Back in the saddle again

[latebloomer]

274. This is the first time I've clicked on this thread

though I've been looking at the title for weeks.

Might as well kick it!

[ozymandius]

286. What, if anything, intrigued you about the title?

Did you also vote in the poll?

[alwynsw]

275. Just a little boost

..before I go watch the Yanks go fishing

[Buns_of_Fire]

276. The Sunday kick

All the way from Page 4! Back from the grave and ready to party! :evilgrin:

[bicentennial_baby]

277. Mmmm

Never?

[1monster]

278. It's just the thread that never ends

(on edit: with apologies to the late, great, Shari Lewis)

And it goes on and on my friends.
Some people started postin' on it
Not knowing what it was
And they'll continue postin' on it
Fovever just because
It's the thread that never ends
And it goes on and on my friends.
Some people started postin' on it
Not knowing what it was
And they'll continue postin' on it
Fovever just because
It's the thread that never ends
And it goes on and on my friends.
Some people started postin' on it
Not knowing what it was
And they'll continue postin' on it
Fovever just because
It's the thread that never ends
And it goes on and on my friends.
Some people started postin' on it
Not knowing what it was
And they'll continue postin' on it
Fovever just because
It's the thread that never ends
And it goes on and on my friends.
Some people started postin' on it
Not knowing what it was
And they'll continue postin' on it
Fovever just because
It's the thread that never ends
And it goes on and on my friends.
Some people started postin' on it
Not knowing what it was
And they'll continue postin' on it
Fovever just because
It's the thread that never ends
And it goes on and on my friends.
Some people started postin' on it
Not knowing what it was
And they'll continue postin' on it
Fovever just because
It's the thread that never ends......

[Rashind]

279. This is the thread that never ends...

it just goes on and on... :evilgrin:

[Supply Side Jesus]

280. fo good measure

[DeathvadeR]

281. This thread is like a bullfight

The Matador should just lock this bitch!!!!!! whahahahaha

[hussar]

282. Ooooops it slipped

there you go

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

283. Never I say. Never will I sign!

We all go down together.

[AquariDem]

284. You can't just tell it to die...

You have to get into the mind of the thread, in a truly supportive way, to figure out why it won't do what you want it to do.

I'm an education major, so I'm starting to talk like this. :)

[baldguy]

285. A Kick for PeteNYC!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=303832

[ozymandius]

287. This thread is a vote: a political force.

Shouldn't we have a paper ballot to ensure everything is above board?

[alwynsw]

291. Gotta keep it on page one

[Chuckup]

293. Well, I thought I'd get into the action

[dae]

294. Sorry, didn't mean to disturb yall.

[Terwilliger]

295. This is hilarious

Let's keep this kicked through November 2004!

27,345 posts!!

[flamingyouth]

296. I just had to add

:kick:

[sexybomber]

297. whaaaa! *does flying Shaolin kick*

:kick: I've been watching way, way too many kung-fu movies lately.

[dae]

299. How about Karate Kid "Kickin Chicken" or whatever it was?

[sexybomber]

483. nahhh, I just watched "Sword of Shaolin"...

so I figured I'd do a tribute... hehe

Karate Kid was an F-ing great movie though :D

[qanda]

298. Why not?

I'm good for at least one kick.

[Feanorcurufinwe]

1143. Why not?

Some men see things as they are and say why.
I dream things that never were and say why not? - RFK

[sleipnir]

300. 301

[LeftCoast]

301. Ooo! I just watched Bullet Proof Monk last night!

I'm in for one of them shaolin kicks too! :)

:kick:

[FDRrocks]

302. never, ozy you are a genius...

I would guess you knew what this would start. If you aren't a psych major I cry for the people wasting thier money at college.

Good show.

[ozymandius]

317. You are too kind.

I am honored by your kind words.

[montana_hazeleyes]

304. Is that all there isssss,is that all there issssss,

If that's all there is my friend,then let's keep daaancing............

[LiberalSailor]

305. Not before I levae

Leaving for boot camp on tuesday so i wanna see this on the front page until then!

Hmm? what is the term...
oh yeah KICK!

[VOX]

306. 306th kick for this baby. I missed it last night!

:kick:

[Philostopher]

309. No -- must not let

it drop off the page!

[LSdemocrat]

310. Kick of the day!

[cosmicdot]

311. wow ... 311 posts

:bounce:

[LeftCoast]

312. Does this thread ever appear on pg 1 anymore?

Looks like it's as heavy as a brick. Just drops immediately after being kicked. Maybe it needs TWO kicks each time. :evilgrin:

[VermontDem2004]

313. Is this a DU record? 313 replies?

[ozymandius]

316. No. Just recently, one went over 400.

Some thread that speculated on some Congressman's sexual preference. I guess if I had added some sexual component to this thread then the number of posts would have overloaded the DU server.

[mbartko]

318. Sounds like a challenge!

N/t

[VermontDem2004]

416. My Wellstone thread got 450 replies

and the continuation thread the mods posted got over 100, so I basically posted a thread the got over 550 replies!!!

[Bake]

314. I am the King of Thread Killers

My mere presence, looking in on this thread, is enough to kill it.

May it rest in peace.

Bake

[VermontDem2004]

315. I just revived the thread

post #315 and counting.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

319. Page 3? This will never do.

Back to the top with you!

[tinnyguy1777]

320. Dang nabbit---------

Is this thread still alive???? Good grief!!!!!!!!!!

[Bake]

321. See? It was almost dead--page 3!

But damn this one is strong! I misunderestimated! One more post from the King of the Thread Killers ought to do it.

Bake

[LeftCoast]

322. It got to page 1 again!

Woohoo!

[VOX]

323. The kiss of life!

*Smack*!

:kick:

[sleipnir]

324. Who keeps trying to KILL this thing?? I want names!!!!

[Friar]

325. kicking just for kicks

Who could resist?

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

326. Get thee back into the limelight, sayeth I.

salah

[jono]

327. My, my!

I leave this thread for a few days, and it's up to 325 posts. And STILL I find it languishing near the bottom of page two.

There there, little thread. Tomorrow will bring more excitement once again. Live long and prosper!

:kick:

[alwynsw]

328. back to page one...

I feel like the guy whose name I can't spell that was doomed to forever roll the boulder up the mountain. "Push the thread back to page one...oops, ther eit goes back again...push it back...there it goes...push it back...there it goes...

Anybody got a Red Bull?

[goobergunch]

340. kick for Sisyphus

:kick:

[DoNotRefill]

329. Is it dead yet?

eom...

[DoNotRefill]

345. seems to still be going strong

eom

[baldguy]

330. Morning kick.

[Az]

331. This thread is not alive, but its not dead either

It is the Undead. Nosferatu.

[baldguy]

332. Dennnis as Nosferatu?

no, no, no. Here's Nosferatu:

[Az]

335. Na, thats

Rumsferatu. Note teh complete absense of fangs and facts.

[WilliamPitt]

333. Yeah kick

[Rhiannon12866]

668. And I am reading your book...

When I am not kicking threads!:hi:

[Snow]

334. A kick from LA -

we angelenos love this thread. It's dropped to second thread from the bottom.

[cosmicdot]

336. whoops - wrong thread

sorry

[VermontDem2004]

337. kick

:kick:

[Maeve]

338. No matter how much you kick it...

It kicks BACK!
Bwwaaaaaaaaahhhhaaaaaahhhhhaaaaa............

[ozymandius]

343. Badda Bing! Badda Boom!

Some people have taken a real dislike to this thread. I think it has finally crossed into love/hate territory - nothing in between.

I am so honored that it now has immitators.

[patdem]

339. Now takes longer to load without viewing the responses...than any other

thread. Go for it oxy!! :grin:

[toddzilla]

341. i like pizza

eom

[Maeve]

344. That's OZY

"Oxy" is a moron.
:P
Just a sneaky :kick:

[elcondor]

342. Kick!

:silly:

Don't want to be left out of DU history!

[Feanorcurufinwe]

794. ouch

[LeftCoast]

346. *thud*

This thread is getting too heavy to kick!

:kick:

[LeftCoast]

347. *thud* *thud*

So you gotta kick it twice!

:kick:

:kick:

[rbnyc]

348. NOOO! NO MORE!!! PLEASE GO AWAY!!!

DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!

[VermontDem2004]

449. YEES! YES MORE!!! PLEASE STAY!!!

LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE!

[PittPoliSci]

349. kick!

oh yeah.

[Feanorcurufinwe]

788. ouch

[mbartko]

350. What?! Page two?!

Get back up there, you...

[Fight_n_back]

351. Has this thread died yet?

How does one know? Is it a particular smell?

[LincolnMcGrath]

352. Locking this thread!

:shrug:

[Lady Freedom]

356. NO! We're going for the record!

What record, I'm not sure!hehe!

[Snow]

353. Locking? Indeed....and as for you, RBNYC,

you're contributing to this, you realize.

[onebigbadwulf]

937. feed the cancer

[SPICYHOT]

354. is this a bet or thread????

coz is cool anyways
let's keep it up

[mbartko]

355. No kick for 4 1/2 hours

(kick)

[Lady Freedom]

357. Heres a kick!

[VOX]

358. Time for its West Coast tuck-in for the night...

and I'm not far behind...

:kick:

[hussar]

359. Oh no you don't

[catpower2000]

360. Okay, I'm starting to love this thread...

:kick:

[Maeve]

361. It does kinda grow on you...and grow...and grow....

[emad]

362. Clearly news of its demise has been greatly exaggerated...

?

[Quahog]

363. I like this thread

It has a Zen quality about it.

[TrogL]

364. I haven't kicked this lately

It's addicting

[LeftCoast]

365. Addicting? Yes - but less so than Oxycontin.

:)

:kick:

[Az]

366. Yeah right

English Teacher: A double negative results in a positive in the English language. But a double positive does not result in a negative.
Student in the back of the class: Yeah right.

:kick:

[hiphopnation]

367. How can I not?

Big McLargeHuge...come here!! Look at this thread!! Look...DUers are being disruptive!!

Hey, I'm tellin' on you ozy. Mr. McLargeHuge, look at what they're doing!! C'mon, make 'em stop!!

[ScreamingMeemie]

368. Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! I feel as if I am living a bad version of

"Groundhog Day" when I come in here everyday. Wait "Groundhog Day" was bad, wasn't it. Stop it anyway!!!!!

;)

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

369. Back to page 1... woa nelly

..

[On the Road]

370. Goddamit, Ozymandius, You Found the Secret!

How did you do it? I'll have to take lessons. Like that quotation thread I started. Next time I'll put ten of em in a poll and ask people to pick. Maybe that will get 370 responses. Congratulations.

[ozymandius]

375. Thank you very much - but I must confess.

I never thought this silly thread would receive so much attention. It clearly has come as a surprise to spite my original expectations.

[StopTheMorans]

371. haven't kicked this yet, but it has been taunting me for weeks

so KICK!

[mainegreen]

372. Oohhh!

Me too! Me tooo!

(KICK)

[ZenLefty]

373. Had you posted "This thread will live forever"

It would be on page 17 in thirty minutes. :D

[ozymandius]

374. You're probably very correct.

I may just do that to see how fast it sinks.

[_NorCal_D_]

376. LOL this thing is still here!?

But can it last until the end of the month? :shrug:
:kick:

[LeftCoast]

377. I don't see why not!

Heck! Why not keep it alive till the pResident is unselected?

[UrbScotty]

378. Live, thread, LIVE!!!!!

LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LSdemocrat]

379. Kick of the day!

Page 4! For shame. For shame.

[Leftist78]

380. I have a broadband connection

and this thread stil loaded slower than most load at dial-up speed. That RULES!!!!!!!!!!!

:evilgrin:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

381. It lives! It lives!

[mbartko]

382. It's 4:47 in the morning,

if your just tuning in, this is Perspectives, I'm your host, Lionel Osborne, and I just kicked this damn thread again.

[ComerPerro]

1106. Ok, ok, you got me, I'm in

Fucking hell. I was trying to resist posting in this stupid, sophomoric thread. But then I read this post, and laughed my fucking ass off.

Don't miss Perspectives, next week at our new time, 3:15 AM


LOL

[salmonhorse]

383. Not on my watch, Mister...

Live You Bastard...LIVE!!!

[Az]

384. Just where do you think you are going

Dang thing made it to the second page and was heading for the hills.

[Brewman_Jax]

385. It's still here!

Must kill it...must try again. Can't find the holy water, holy book, holy anatheme, holy chalice, or the Holy Hand Granade of Antioch!

Holy shirt, Batman! Arrgh!

:kick:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

386. [Robert Vaughn] I... LIVE!!! [/Robert Vaughn]

:evilgrin:

[Az]

387. So why does this thing keep popping back up to the top?

Just asking.

[mainegreen]

388. Because people keep posting to it

:) page 2 push!

[CO Liberal]

389. Kick

Keeping this as far away from page 17 as possible.

:-)

:kick:

[Feanorcurufinwe]

800. What is the fascination with numbers that end in zero?

[Systematic Chaos]

390. Kick

[Systematic Chaos]

391. Kicking my kick

just for the hell of it. :)

[LeftCoast]

392. Cool! The thread'll have 400 posts today!

:party:

[mainegreen]

395. * Reaching for 400 *

Almost Can Reach!

[Maeve]

396. Just ...a bit...more.....

Ergh....

[mainegreen]

397. One * last * push to 400

Hope some other people get it up there before I have to go home from work!

[mainegreen]

398. One * last * push to 400

Hope some other people get it up there before I have to go home from work!

oops. Double post. Make that 2 last pushes

[mainegreen]

393. The only thing that'll kill this thread

Is when all of us at the end of a T1 get sick of the load time! (ohhhh scary!)

[Az]

394. Psych

Heh, thought it was gonna get away didn't ya. :evilgrin:

[sleipnir]

399. Will I be 400????

[Az]

400. No

Er....

[ArkDem]

401. kick

:hurts:

[ArkDem]

kick

:hurts:

[Feanorcurufinwe]

778. It's getting faster

[ArkDem]

402. kick

:hurts:

[LuLu550]

403. it will never die!

[progressiverealist]

404. resurrected!

x

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

405. Okay, I give in!

I resisted even looking until after it reached 400 posts, but now I surrender.

May as well be a part of whatever the heck this phenomenon is...

:evilgrin:

[cosmicdot]

407. I thought I saw the form of the Virgin Mary in here ...

... but that's on a stump in New Jersey ...

[hussar]

408. Oh no you don't get back up there

[gyopsy]

409. kick

I just had to do it for myself. And if anyone is still reading on after 410 some odd posts--GET A LIFE!

[goobergunch]

410. kick

:kick:

[baldguy]

411. White Rabbit kick

One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all
Go ask Alice, when she's ten feet tall

And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall
Tell 'em a hookah-smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call
Call Alice when she was just small

When the men on the chessboard
Get up and tell you where to go
And you've just had some kind of mushroom
And your mind is moving low
Go ask Alice, I think she'll know

When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy dead
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's off with her head
Remember what the dormouse said
Feed your head, feed your head

[AquariDem]

412. I would say right...about...NOW!

:)

[zelda7743]

414. I'm jumping in

Just to be part of the hip crowd.

[VermontDem2004]

415. NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[VOX]

417. This thread is now immortal.

It shall never die.

:kick:

[emad]

418. Is it true that someone's about to pull the life support on this one?

??

[Az]

419. No one can stand up to the might of the thread that wouldn't die

Ok, maybe www.zombo.com might be able to stop it, but anything is possible with zombo.com

[TrogL]

420. nasty

:spank:

[LSdemocrat]

421. kick of the day!

[jab105]

422. Bumpies, bumpies....

live long and prosper little thread that could!!

[Rhiannon12866]

423. Once more for good luck!!!

:-):kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::hi:

[cosmicdot]

424. CAPTION time

U.S. Secretary of State Colin Powell (news - web sites) and Japan's Foreign Minister Yoriko Kawaguchi say goodbye at the end of the International Donor's Conference for the reconstruction of Iraq (news - web sites) in Madrid, Spain Friday Oct. 24, 2003. (AP Photo/Fernando Llano)

[Az]

425. Powell was sent realling by the headbut from the diminuitive Yoriko

.

[cosmicdot]

426. the International Donor's Conference for the reconstruction of Iraq

how about a fund-raiser for America's unemployed and uninsured?

Yoriko: oh, Colin, I feel just like M. Butterfly
Colin: we'll have tea before the August moon

[ozymandius]

441. Not to be outdone by the elder Bush...

the vomit poured forth on the Japanese Foreign Minister.

[LuLu550]

427. what's this doing on

page two? :eyes:

[Skittles]

428. JESUS ON A CRACKER

I HAD TO BATTLE MY WAY TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS DAMN THING

[AquariDem]

429. WITH JELLO SALAD ON TOP

:evilgrin:

[ozymandius]

506. I know a cat named Jesus.

His owners named him Jesus because he has a hole in his side.

[baldguy]

430. Daylight savings tonight

fall back

[alwynsw]

431. Kick

[baldguy]

432. After 433 posts:

# of posts # of posters
1 80
2 17
3 7
4 1
5 4
6 2
7 4
8 6
9 1
>10 9
>20 2


The TOP TEN to credit (or blame) for its longevity:

1 ozymandius (26)
2 ZenLefty (22)
3 TrogL (16)
4 LSdemocrat (14)
5 rezmutt (14)
6 VermontDem2004 (14)
7 baldguy (13, yea that's me)
8 Buns_of_Fire (13)
9 LeftCoast (12)
10 newyawker99 (11)


posts with "kick" in the subject : 79
posts wanting to kill this thread : 28

[qanda]

451. Those are interesting stats

KICK

[ZenLefty]

510. No! It can't be.

I demand a recount. :o

[alwynsw]

433. KICK!

[JNelson6563]

434. kick for my fellow marketeer

Ozy rocks!! Hope you're having good weekend with the family dear! :hi:

Julie

[ozymandius]

440. Having a grreat weekend, thanks!

I hope you're enjoying the cooler weather up there.

By the way, thanks for dropping by this vanity thread.

[alwynsw]

435. Go Baby Go!

[skip fox]

436. Not fast enough.

Opps!

[alwynsw]

438. Tap

[Rashind]

439. This is one hot thread.

Let us drink to its eternal continuance.

:beer:

[cosmicdot]

443. we had ash flurries today in southern california

little to no accumulation
some drifting

[LeftCoast]

444. Sat. Night Kick!

:kick:

[jono]

445. End of daylight savings kick

:kick:

[alexwcovington]

446. Never give up, never surrender!

Keep it goin' til November rocks in!

[Feanorcurufinwe]

894. I give up

[FDRrocks]

447. what can I stab to kill this?

for crissakes. DAMN YOU OZY!

[ozymandius]

457. damned already, thanks

My immortal soul for a thread.

[VermontDem2004]

448. kick

:kick:

[cosmicdot]

450. John Kleeb in here?

never mind ... he's safe and sound

[bearfan454]

453. Is this the record ?

[Briarius]

454. 26 days and still going...

n/t

[Meshuga]

456. We should set a goal for 365 days...

I'll make sure to bump it every time I login... :-)

[Meshuga]

455. I'm sending this message to keep it alive...

:-)

[_NorCal_D_]

458. My final kick!

:kick: B-)

[jumptheshadow]

459. My turn!!!!

:party:

[Darranar]

460. Let's keep this thing at the top!

DON'T YOU DARE DIE!

[Darranar]

Let's keep this thing at the top!

DON'T YOU DARE DIE!

[Darranar]

461. Let's keep this thing at the top!

DON'T YOU DARE DIE!

[Darranar]

462. OOPS!

[SiobhanClancy]

464. Just for fun:)

:kick:

[CO Liberal]

465. It Had Just Slipped On to Page 2

I rescued it. This may become one of the few DU posts with over 500 replies.....

:-)

[TrogL]

476. Just did it again

and no, there have been plenty of 500+ post flame-wars over the years.

[cosmicdot]

466. is this one of the 7 signs?

[ozymandius]

486. Yes.

[alwynsw]

467. Up, Simba! Up!

[AquariDem]

468. I have just been diagnosed with LEPROSY.

Everybody better stay away. :evilgrin:

[baldguy]

469. Kick of the morning to ya!

[Meshuga]

470. This is dying because people won't

be able to open it at some point. We are testing the limits for a DU thread. :-)

Nice QA job guys!

[Terwilliger]

471. Read & Post Hoochie-Koo!

coo coo coo

[Az]

472. A WTF kick

:wtf:

[ArkDem]

473. Bonzai

.

[Az]

474. Existential kick

[CO Liberal]

475. Monday Morning Kick

:kick:

I wanna see this thread get to 500!!!!

[cosmicdot]

477. who will post #500?

[Az]

478. Ya know, if we could just get people to stop posting new threads

we wouldn't have to keep pushing this thing back to the top. Come on people... lets get together on this thing. If there is something you just have to say why not say it here.

[KCS72000]

479. On the way to 500 n/t

Kick

[LynneSin]

480. am I #500?

if not I'll keep posting

[LynneSin]

481. am I #500?

if not I'll keep posting

[tom_paine]

482. Apparently, never.

[Az]

484. Ever

[AquariDem]

485. It's actually EBOLA, not leprosy

Silly me.

[ozymandius]

487. I once self-diagnosed depression, heart cancer and chickenpox.

That was the roughest week of all my pubescent years.

[AquariDem]

492. I've done the same with a few mental disorders

discussed in my psychopathology class. :eyes:

[cosmicdot]

488. 488 ... countdown to 500

[Rabrrrrrr]

489. Kicking and hoping to be the 500th!

Guess it depends on how we count - this is post 489, but it's actually the 492nd one, since there are three posts that didn't get numbered.

[Rabrrrrrr]

490. Kicking again and hoping to be the 500th!

[Rabrrrrrr]

491. Oh come on, I can't be the only one who wants to see a 500 count thread

(ass opposed to a 500 thread count!)

[Rabrrrrrr]

493. Can I?

[Rabrrrrrr]

494. Am I the only one here?

[Rabrrrrrr]

495. Shut up you loser!

idiot moran. Why don't you get therapy! Seriously! I mean it, as a friend and fellow DUer.

[Rabrrrrrr]

496. I'm putting you on ignore,

you flamer. And alerting you.

[Rabrrrrrr]

499. Oh, big words from a MORAN.

Alert on me all you want, crybaby.

Gow up. Really, I mean that. In a nice way. I maen, I hope that you find a way to be mature some day, becuase your life right now must be a living hell.

[Rabrrrrrr]

500. Spaz.

You are so alerted right now, I hope they ban you AND burn your house down.

[AquariDem]

502. Damn, I'm too late

I was only #501.

[toddzilla]

497. boogers!

[AquariDem]

498. Did I do it??

[AquariDem]

501. How about now?

[Rabrrrrrr]

503. No, but you had it surrounded.

[AquariDem]

505. So, how about taking a break for awhile?

You know, turn off the computer, get something to eat, let me be the one to end this thread...

[Nlighten1]

504. Well, well, well...

I am just checking in. It seems like this thread didn't die very quickly.

[Briarius]

507. hmm since it's on page 2

and it takes 45 seconds on a DSL line, this baby needs another kick

[Az]

508. Is this thing still going on?

[Bucky]

509. This poll is so typical of you Clark bashers

Quitting hating on Gary Colemen--the only REAL Democrat in the race.

[cosmicdot]

511. brav-o

[goobergunch]

512. What were you doing on page 3?

:kick:

[AquariDem]

513. It was waiting for me

[Rabrrrrrr]

515. No comments on flame war against myself? No congrats for 500th post?

Damn, you people are cold hearted.

[CO Liberal]

516. 519th Message Kick

:kick:

[meti57b]

517. fascinating

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

518. Page 2? No, No no....

Wolfie will not let it be so.

[RetroLounge]

519. WoW!

Had to get in here as this seems to be heading for a DU Record for the

a) Longest
b) Silliest
c) Most Annoying
d) Most profound

Thread ever!

[linazelle]

520. Die dammit....Diiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

:kick:

[kixot]

521. I hereby proclaim this thread dead.

No, wait.


Nevermind.

[AquariDem]

523. It's a trade-off--if you post, the thread will only rise

[chefgirl]

525. Sheesh......

Ya know, it will only keep growing if you guys keep feeding it. :evilgrin:

-chef-

[Az]

526. Is that why this thing keeps coming back?

[VermontDem2004]

527. Oh No! This thread actually reached the bottom of page 3!

We can't have that happening damnit! :kick:

[AquariDem]

528. (sigh) This is what I do when I'm stressed

[brainshrub]

529. I'm posting this just so I can be part of the longest thread ever...

This is like the "I'm Not Dead Yet" skit on Monty Python.

[CO Liberal]

530. Not Yet

:-)

[cosmicdot]

531. I found this on page 2 -- does it belong to anyone?

[Az]

532. It's dead! It's dead! It's finally dead!!!

Doh!

[Amaya]

533. ok I've gotta

post something.. WTF is up with this thread? Will it die aleady!
;)

[kixot]

534. Arise wicked thread and wreak havoc on the night.

kick :kick:

[gyopsy]

535. keep it going

I wonder if this is going to completely overload the DU system??

[no name no slogan]

536. What a perfectly good waste of bandwidth

And a damn fine idea, IMHO.

I'd give it the kickin' chicken, if I only had a chicken. :(

So I guess I can only do this instead

:kick:

[LuLu550]

537. will this thread join the 700 club?

:bounce:

[baldguy]

540. One more step toward 700!

[Feanorcurufinwe]

541. I doubt it will even get 541 replies

[neuvocat]

538. Just in time for Halloween it is...

THE UN-DEAD THREAD!!!! AIEEEE!!!

[linazelle]

539. Oh NO!...It's... MOAT (the Mother of All Threads) Look Ouuuuuut!!!!!!!!

Where's my Oscar? hehe :silly:

[sociopath]

542. Whoa

That took one hell of a long time to load so I feel obliged to say something on behalf of the servers.

Put this thread out of its misery already before the server collapses with all the people loading this page!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

543. no, no, not page 3 again

Kick it baby

[eleny]

544. Is there room for one more?????

[LeftCoast]

546. Amazing!

This thread is now the biggest I've ever seen. Gawd, I sound like such a size-queen. :evilgrin:

[Jeff in Cincinnati]

547. We can say evil things about dial-up users

Because they're damned sure not going to open this thread (unless they have an hour or two on their hands).

[Meshuga]

548. This thread will live forever!!!

:-)

[myrna minx]

550. I found this poor old thing on page 3.

A big :kick:

[dawgman]

551. sorry magic rat this is my first reply

[SiobhanClancy]

552. For pure spite.....

here it is!:)

[Capn Sunshine]

553. BWAAA HAAH HAAAAA

<---it's alive!

[CO Liberal]

554. And Another Kick

:kick:

[SiobhanClancy]

555. here it comes again:)

hope ya like it!

[StopTheMorans]

556. KICK!

n/t

[Feanorcurufinwe]

796. oww! please take your boots off first

[MadHound]

557. Might as well get in on a piece of DU history

This thread will never die.

[SiobhanClancy]

558. :)

.:evilgrin:

[patdem]

559. Voting has become impossible....but if I cannot contribute to insanity

what good am I? :bounce:

[Rabrrrrrr]

560. kickin' it, like the big ol' lovable lug I am

[ForrestGump]

561. It's dead, Jim.

Oh, no it's not.


Quick, Call Dr Kevorkian...

[ForrestGump]

562. While I'm here....kick

[ForrestGump]

563. And, just because I can, another kick...

[ForrestGump]

564. Smile when you kick!

What a jolly man!

[ForrestGump]

565. Perhaps I should stop getting my kicks here

before some y'all raise a dollar.

[SiobhanClancy]

566. It's b..a...c...k

:)

[everdene]

567. Alive & kickin'

.

[TrogL]

568. As one of the few people left who can probably load the thing

I take responsibility for it

[SmileyBoy]

569. Do ya think the moderators will lock this when it gets to 600???

...

[SmileyBoy]

570. I've got broadband. I can load this thing NOOO problem.

...

[AquariDem]

609. oh shut up

[TahitiNut]

674. (tsk, tsk)

[goobergunch]

615. Still works for my cable.... (n/t)

[DoNotRefill]

571. heh...

gratuitous kick

[cosmicdot]

572. whaaaaaaaa?

[travisleit01]

573. Kick

to get me a little closer to being out of the 700 club?

[bywho4who]

574. IT LIVES ON

I just had to:smoke: :hi:

[bywho4who]

652. Is this page seventeen?

:smoke: :hangover:

[Feanorcurufinwe]

575. coup de pied

[TrogL]

576. My French needs work

coup de pied

Violent overthrow of the foot?? :wtf:

[Feanorcurufinwe]

581. Kick

coup - blow, stroke

coup de pied - kick
coup de poing - punch
coup de fil - phone call
coup de bas - a hit below the belt
coup de feu - gunshot
coup de couteau - stab
coup de sonnette - ring
coup de tonnere - thunderclap
coup d'état - coup
coup de main - helping hand
coup de oeil - glance
coup de grâce - death-stroke
coup de foudre - love at first sight
coup de soleil - sunburn
coup de vent - gust of wind

[felonious thunk]

577. A kick in need is a kick indeed.

[regularguy]

578. What is this "thread" thing you speak of?

In old country we had no knowledge of this.

[AquariDem]

580. My foot is mush from all this kicking

[jono]

582. Back to the top with you

Threads about this thread come and go, but this one is a keeper.

[VermontDem2004]

583. kick

:kick:

[Droopy]

584. This thread is brain dead and on life support.

Let's pull the plug.

[_NorCal_D_]

585. Congratulations!

This thread is a month old!
:toast:

[Lizz612]

586. Wow! You're right!

Has it broken the record for length yet?? :shrug:

[ploppy]

587. Haven't had this much fun

since the hogs ate my brother! :kick:

[chefgirl]

588. Just checkin.......

..*sniff, sniff*.....Nope, not dead yet.

-chef-

[JNelson6563]

589. A kick for my fellow marketeer

Rock on Ozy!

[ozymandius]

655. Thanks! I truly am flattered.

It looks to be headed for 700 sometime this week.

[xJlM]

590. Approaching 600 posts!

Poor Ozy didn't get his wish, did he?

[CO Liberal]

591. Let's-Get-It-To-600 Kick

:kick:

[myrna minx]

592. 592, Kick

:kick:

:silly:

[leftist_rebel1569]

597. Kick for 600!

:kick:

[myrna minx]

605. Hey there!

It was great meeting you last week. :hi:

[leftist_rebel1569]

606. Hey!

It was good meeting you too :hi:

[On the Road]

607. I See a Record Coming in Not Just Length, But Longevity

[goobergunch]

614. I've got a thread in P/C that's been going for months.... (n/t)

[cosmicdot]

608. Trick or Treat kick

[Renew Deal]

610. Hey, Where's the candy?

This thread will live forever. Bwahahahaha

[Karenina]

611. SIX HUNDRED FICKEN TWELVE?

What is wrong with YOU PEOPLE? I guess this comment makes it 613. I'm OK with that.

[JVS]

612. Kick

I am now part of history!
:kick:

[Capn Sunshine]

613. It Will Walk the earth very Halloween night

[xJlM]

636. Does anyone else get the grey bar?

When I make the mistake of viewing all, I get a grey bar across some of the posts that won't scroll on through, plus I can't open those posts. Could I have found a bug? Or is it just because I'm using Mozilla/Netscape 5.0 on a Linux i686?

[cosmicdot]

641. It lives!

[bloom]

642. Happy Halloween to the vampire thread....

:evilgrin:

[AquariDem]

643. Whooomp, here it is

[LTR]

644. STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT!!!

I demand an end to this thread.

Right...NOW!

There, thread ended.

Thank you. You may go on about your lives now.

[Feanorcurufinwe]

645. Stop what?

[Rhiannon12866]

647. I think we are going for some kind of record, here!

So you get another kick from me!:hi::kick:

[onebigbadwulf]

650. Hey

Let's get it to 1000 posts and see if it blows up DU. :nuke:

[UrbScotty]

648. Take two thread-killers and call med in the morning.

;-)

[onebigbadwulf]

649. Dammit

I voted for page 17 :evilfrown: I guess I was wrong.

[cosmicdot]

651. All Saint's Day morning

700 by sunset?

[baldguy]

654. Can anybody still vote in this poll?

[Capn Sunshine]

656. I used to think 650 was a thread limit

blows that theory

No, ITS THE INVINCIBLE ZOMBIE THREAD THAT WILL NOT DIE

[WillParkinson]

657. Anyone who replies to this thread should be killed!

Present company excluded, of course.

[alwynsw]

658. Kick

[ZenLefty]

659. Ack! Still alive!

:o

[TXlib]

660. kick

[TXlib]

661. kick

[TXlib]

662. kick

[TXlib]

663. kick

[TXlib]

664. kick

[TXlib]

665. kick

[TXlib]

666. Ha! I got reply #666!

[brainshrub]

678. Lucky wanker

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

669. back to the top with you...

[AquariDem]

671. Darn computer system--shut down for a day

[everythingsxen]

672. Well I just had to post too.......

[Emboldened Chimp]

675. Please, just let this thread die!

Have you no mercy, no compassion? What're you all, Jeb Bush or something?

[brainshrub]

676. This thread must never die

It must reach 1000 before it dies.

[salmonhorse]

679. This...

[salmonhorse]

680. Thread...

[salmonhorse]

681. Is...

[salmonhorse]

682. Brain...

[salmonhorse]

683. Dead...

[salmonhorse]

684. All...

[salmonhorse]

685. Rea...

[salmonhorse]

686. Dee...

[salmonhorse]

687. Dee, dee dee...

[salmonhorse]

688. Dee...

[salmonhorse]

689. Dee, dee...

[salmonhorse]

691. Dee, dee, dee, dee...

[Robb]

690. Maybe this will be the last post

...and it will be reply number 700? :shrug:

[fortyfeetunder]

692. kick! n/t

[Rabrrrrrr]

693. Shootin' for 700!!

is it me?

[Rabrrrrrr]

694. Crap,. forgot that we're still counting 4 posts less than actual

So this should be 694, even though it's actually 698.

[cosmicdot]

695. almost at 700

:wow:

[cosmicdot]

696. why is the above 695 ... and the # of replies

says 698 on the lounge page?

[Karenina]

697. Is this ridiculous or what?

.

[AquariDem]

698. Yes.

[Rabrrrrrr]

699. Did I do it? Did I?

Or Did I not?

[Rabrrrrrr]

700. I think this one is 700!!

YAY!

[cosmicdot]

701. yes, you did it

[baldguy]

702. On to 1000!

The first 1k thread?

[oxymoron]

703. 1k would be cool...n/t

[ScreamingMeemie]

705. kick

hahahaha. I hate this thread. ;)

[ozymandius]

736. Have the DU admins discussed euthanizing this thread?

Just wondering.

[gyopsy]

706. kick

[psychopomp]

707. It's dark down here...

...gyopsy get yer foot off my neck!

[WillParkinson]

708. Poor little thread...

You look so lost and alone.

[alexwcovington]

709. Still moving strong...

on and on.

Do you ever wonder?

[CO Liberal]

710. It Will Live Forever!!!

:-)

[xJlM]

712. Page 3!

And I missed 714... :(

[mainegreen]

713. Kick to the groin!

[xJlM]

714. Now I get 714!

Always a popular number with me. I'm probably losing most of the younger folks here...

[alexwcovington]

715. Haha but 715 is mine!

[brainshrub]

716. We're shooting for 1000 people! Don't let the thread die!

Live damn you! LIVE!!!!

[BiggJawn]

717. Oh No! it's at the bottom of Page One!

That calls for a kick!

[ComerPerro]

1112. shh

I am kicking this, but I am doing so in the middle of this thread because I don't want anyone to know it was me...

[goobergunch]

718. This thread is now in the 700 club!

:evilgrin:

[LeftCoast]

719. Kick!

:kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick:

[LeftCoast]

720. Has anyone else noticed

that some posts in this thread are missing a number? To see what I mean, look at the 'full view' of this thread and then look at the summary of the reply posts. On the far right hand side is the number of each reply. Some have only a # instead of a number.

Does anyone know why this is?

[salmonhorse]

721. Oh...

[salmonhorse]

722. Blah...

[salmonhorse]

723. De...

[salmonhorse]

724. Oh...

[salmonhorse]

725. Blah...

[salmonhorse]

726. Da...

[salmonhorse]

727. Threads...

[salmonhorse]

728. Go...

[salmonhorse]

729. On ~ on...

[salmonhorse]

730. La la how....

[salmonhorse]

731. This thread...

[salmonhorse]

732. Goes on...

[ozymandius]

735. how much can it hurt to see this any more?

[ozymandius]

734. like this?

[salmonhorse]

761. It...

[salmonhorse]

762. Serves...

[salmonhorse]

763. Now...

[salmonhorse]

764. As...

[salmonhorse]

765. A...

[salmonhorse]

766. Way...

[salmonhorse]

767. To...

[salmonhorse]

768. Run...

[salmonhorse]

769. Up...

[salmonhorse]

770. Your...

[salmonhorse]

771. Post...

[salmonhorse]

772. Count...

[salmonhorse]

773. &...

[salmonhorse]

774. No...

[salmonhorse]

775. Thing...

[salmonhorse]

776. More...

[salmonhorse]

777. .

:shrug:

[Wonk]

733. kick

[mndemocrat_29]

737. Will this thread hit 1000 posts?

n/t

[Feanorcurufinwe]

738. Maybe it was never really alive, that's why we can't kill it.

[RuB]

740. The

[RuB]

741. Dumb

[RuB]

742. Die

[RuB]

743. Fast

[RuB]

744. The

[RuB]

745. Smart

[RuB]

746. Die

[RuB]

747. Slow

[AquariDem]

748. No

[AquariDem]

749. one

[AquariDem]

750. can

[AquariDem]

751. anymore,

[AquariDem]

752. can

[AquariDem]

753. they?

[AquariDem]

754. oops, I meant "no one can vote..."

[brainshrub]

755. Some wanker is trying to co-opt this thread! :O

[brainshrub]

756. This thread must reach 1000

[brainshrub]

757. The fate of the Universe depends on it!!!

[TrogL]

758. kick

to get it above the wannabe

[camero]

759. This thread will not die

until all 30000 members of DU have posted. BWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA.

[Feanorcurufinwe]

760. Wick

What's the deal with candles again? The wick burns, not the wax? I don't quite understand it...

[RuB]

791. When everyone contributes

[ChoralScholar]

798. oh hello...

I wondered where everybody was at. :)

[onebigbadwulf]

801. Cmon baby

did i get 800?

[onebigbadwulf]

802. NO!

Damn you!

[onebigbadwulf]

803. I

[onebigbadwulf]

804. rule

[onebigbadwulf]

805. in

[onebigbadwulf]

806. every

[onebigbadwulf]

807. way

[onebigbadwulf]

808. that

[onebigbadwulf]

809. you

[onebigbadwulf]

810. can

[onebigbadwulf]

811. possibly

[onebigbadwulf]

812. imagine

[onebigbadwulf]

813. including

[onebigbadwulf]

814. but

[onebigbadwulf]

815. not

[onebigbadwulf]

816. limited

[onebigbadwulf]

817. to

[onebigbadwulf]

818. being

[onebigbadwulf]

819. the

[onebigbadwulf]

820. ultimate

[onebigbadwulf]

821. master

[onebigbadwulf]

822. of

[onebigbadwulf]

823. the

[onebigbadwulf]

824. universe

[onebigbadwulf]

825. ,

[onebigbadwulf]

826. Good

[onebigbadwulf]

827. day

[onebigbadwulf]

828. to

[onebigbadwulf]

829. you

[onebigbadwulf]

830. all

[onebigbadwulf]

831. sirs

[onebigbadwulf]

832. and

[onebigbadwulf]

833. madames

[onebigbadwulf]

834. .

[onebigbadwulf]

835. the

[onebigbadwulf]

836. end

[onebigbadwulf]

837. .

[onebigbadwulf]

838. or

[onebigbadwulf]

839. is

[onebigbadwulf]

840. it?

[onebigbadwulf]

841. cue

[onebigbadwulf]

842. the

[onebigbadwulf]

843. ominous

[onebigbadwulf]

844. music

[ozymandius]

845. I think that stretching your message over repeated subject lines

is a good way to get the thread locked. But then, you'd better ask the Mods or the Admins.

[onebigbadwulf]

846. Which

stretching of message over repeated subjects are you referring to...

676-691

721-761

762-777

740-755

or

801-844?

[TXlib]

848. Git back up there!

:kick:

[mainegreen]

849. Current load size of thread: 4.1 MB.

Takes 1 min 11 secs on my line.

Scary!

[Az]

850. Thought this thing fell off the edge of the world.

Here load a Cthulhu.

[JVS]

851. Kick

:kick:

[kixot]

861. (kick)

:kick:

[JVS]

Kick

:kick:

[Feanorcurufinwe]

989. ouch

[JVS]

Kick

:kick:

[Feanorcurufinwe]

990. ouch

[JVS]

Kick

:kick:

[Feanorcurufinwe]

991. ouch

[JVS]

852. Kick

:kick:

[Feanorcurufinwe]

992. ouch

[JVS]

853. Kick

:kick:

[Feanorcurufinwe]

999. ouch

[JVS]

Kick

:kick:

[JVS]

Kick

:kick:

[Feanorcurufinwe]

997. ouch

[JVS]

854. Kick

:kick:

[JVS]

Kick

:kick:

[JVS]

855. Kick

:kick:

[JVS]

Kick

:kick:

[JVS]

856. Kick

:kick:

[mainegreen]

857. Kick

Must get this thread above the slow death thread in the forums!

[Lizz612]

858. No I wish you negative luck!!

Ozymandius: you will go down in the DU history books as the one who dared the lounge. I hope you learned your lesson!

Hehe, this counts as a :kick: doesn't it.

[goobergunch]

859. Has Matcom posted here yet?

Because this thread wouldn't be complete without the Mattsignal?

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[ozymandius]

864. Yes, about 2, 3 weeks ago.

Twice, I believe. He posted about three weeks ago then returned about a week later.

[kixot]

860. She rises once again to haunt the living. See her now, the undead thread!

Long live the undead thread!!!

[brainshrub]

862. Nooo! I won't let this die until it hits 1000!

[brainshrub]

863. One more day to go and we will get it!

[areschild]

866. I am the Queen of Threadkillers..

Off with its head!!

[AquariDem]

867. I've got Netscape 4.77--would Explorer 5.1 load better?

[AquariDem]

868. I've got Netscape 4.77--would Explorer 5.1 load better?

That's all the browsers I've got. :shrug:

[AquariDem]

869. I've got Netscape 4.77--would Explorer 5.1 load better?

That's all the browsers I've got. :shrug:

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

865. i should be a part of this!

=)

[Robb]

870. Only a fool would not kick this thread

I mean heck, I'm even on dialup, and I can see the importance here. When will we ever have another opportunity like this again? :)

[alwynsw]

871. Kick

[Leftist78]

872. LIVE

LIVE DAMN YOU LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:evilgrin:

[DoNotRefill]

873. not gonna happen...

eom

[Terwilliger]

875. this thread is a KILLAH

I bet the dial-uppers won't touch this thread with a 10-foot pole

[BritishHuman]

876. Stop it.

This is very silly.

[AWD]

877. what type of dye are you using?

Because if you don't use the right dye, it won't soak into the thread and it'll take FOREVER.

[foxy]

879. I son't want to be left out-so I must post to this

I have to say this is the longest thread I have ever seen.

good job everyone. :)

[LynneSin]

880. achoo

:D

[Whitacre D_WI]

881. Gesundheit.

My first (and last, hopefully) post in the Thread that Never Ends.

[JVS]

882. Superkick

to top 900

[JVS]

Superkick

to top 900

[JVS]

Superkick

to top 900

[JVS]

883. Superkick

to top 900

[JVS]

Superkick

to top 900

[JVS]

884. Superkick

to top 900

[JVS]

885. Superkick

to top 900

[JVS]

Superkick

to top 900

[JVS]

Superkick

to top 900

[JVS]

886. Superkick

to top 900

[JVS]

887. Superkick

to top 900

[opihimoimoi]

888. :kick:

:kick:

[cosmicdot]

889. found this on page 2 ... again ...

[Feanorcurufinwe]

930. I hate when that happens.

[AquariDem]

890. Don't I have a life??

[Speck Tater]

892. How big can a thread be before it breaks the forum software?

nt

[Meshuga]

893. Still alive? WOW! n/t

[Vitruvius]

896. kick

a :kick: for the undead thread

[indigo32]

897. I want in on this

:kick:

[Feanorcurufinwe]

900. neuf zéro zéro

:party:

[brainshrub]

901. I want to be # 1000!!!

[brainshrub]

902. I have tickets to see the Matrix Revolutions

[brainshrub]

904. I have to pick up my gf at 7pm EST...it's now 6pm

[brainshrub]

905. so here's the question:

[brainshrub]

906. Should I try to be poster #1000 even if it makes me late for the movie?

[brainshrub]

907. Or just forget it and see the movie already.

[brainshrub]

909. Matrix is cool, but how often will I be able to be poster #1000?

[brainshrub]

910. I live a mediocre life...this may be my one shot at fame!!!

[brainshrub]

947. I saw the movie

It sucked donkey-balls.

I made a post about it:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=370907

[DebJ]

903. Is this an example of rampant OCD???

[TrogL]

908. Lemme guess

Is this the rush to 1000?

[indigo32]

914. Hello

eom

[mndemocrat_29]

911. Who will be lucky Number 1000?

[alexwcovington]

912. A Chewie Chewie Scroll Buttons Chewie Chewie Rock On

I got scroll buttons like the day is long, I got scroll buttons like the day is long....

www.homestarrunner.com is cool.

[UrbScotty]

915. Look!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=656792

[goobergunch]

927. In GD, no less

:shrug:

[kanrok]

916. Huh?

[Systematic Chaos]

917. As insidiously enjoyable, in a moronic kind of way, as this thread is...

... methinks it's gonna get locked before long simply because of all the bandwidth that gets eaten up uploading it to everyone's computer from the server.

Man, that sucks. :evilgrin:

[wndycty]

919. Kick

I did not know of this. . .I have to do my part.

:kick:

[VOX]

920. Soon, we'll have to carbon-date this thing.

And long may it wave.

:hi:

[ronzo]

921. When will this thread totally crash DU? Thought I'd get in on it.

Ink-a-dink-a-doo

[goobergunch]

928. I'm thinking maybe 1024 posts....

:evilgrin:

[thebeaglehaslanded]

922. Some threads never die; they just keep on unraveling.

[Pobeka]

923. I can't believe people are wasting time on this :-P

I mean, who'd be frivilous enough to reply?

Oh, wait, I did...

:crazy:

[fob]

924. Threadkiller here!

I have more threads in my bookmark with my post being the last one. It's kinda sad.

fob

[matcom]

925. nope

its me

[Barad Simith]

934. I thought I was the only one

It's like showing up at a party with body odor. Not that I would know what that's like.

[Bronco69]

926. What is this thread about?

[FlashHarry]

929. Not soon enough... Damn!

[mbartko]

931. Gonna hit 1000 soon

:kick:

[jono]

932. This thread

now takes a full minute to download on my broadband connection. Yikes!

[cosmicdot]

933. pushing toward 1000

[Nlighten1]

935. Not dead yet?

How long can this go on?

[RogueTrooper]

936. And another

[onebigbadwulf]

938. I can see

that this thread is bending time and space... post numbers are uncorrelating!

Look out! Time is dialating!

[onebigbadwulf]

939. I said that 2 minutes in the future!

What's happening!

[baldguy]

940. OK people. I'm going now.

And when I get back, I want this thread to have OVER 1000 replies.

OR ELSE.

Got it?

[onebigbadwulf]

941. Or else...

time and space collapse on each other?

[onebigbadwulf]

942. Yes

for the good of humanity!

[onebigbadwulf]

943. This thread is going back in time!

Like the star trek where they get the blue whales

[mndemocrat_29]

944. kick

[Whitacre D_WI]

945. Fine, I'll kick, just to move this dumb-ass thread closer to 1000.

[Maeve]

946. It's become a software experiment!

Can the DU server survive it???

[CO Liberal]

948. Closing In on 1,000 Kick

:kick:

[Renew Deal]

949. 965. The race to 1000.

:bounce:

[Xithras]

950. It's the NeverEnding Story!

[TopesJunkie]

951. Once upon a time...

The princess found herself stuck in a never-ending thread. She saw little hope. No love could be found in such a thread. But there was no way out. Her only hope faded with each day. Was the great threadkiller finally dead? What other explanation was there for this entrapment? Is there another way out besides the death of the thread? Can anyone here help her?

[LynneSin]

952. Are

[LynneSin]

953. we

[LynneSin]

954. at

[LynneSin]

955. 1000

[LynneSin]

956. posts

[LynneSin]

957. yet?

[Emboldened Chimp]

958. No

[Emboldened Chimp]

959. not

[Emboldened Chimp]

960. yet

[brainshrub]

961. No, but it's comming up

Probably within the next hour.

[Emboldened Chimp]

968. ARRRGGHH! You got in the way!

x(

[Emboldened Chimp]

962. but

[Emboldened Chimp]

963. we're

[Emboldened Chimp]

964. getting

[Emboldened Chimp]

965. damned

[Emboldened Chimp]

966. close

[Emboldened Chimp]

967. !

[myrna minx]

970. !!!!

[myrna minx]

969. One more step towards 1000. n/t

:kick:

[brainshrub]

971. Knock Knock

[brainshrub]

972. Who's there?

[brainshrub]

973. Orange

[brainshrub]

974. Orange Who?

[myrna minx]

975. Orange ya glad we're almost at 1000?

[brainshrub]

976. Orange you glad this thread will probably die after 1000?

[radwriter0555]

977. I want

to

[radwriter0555]

978. Push this over 1000

in the next

[radwriter0555]

980. Few minutes....

think we

[TrogL]

979. you never know

:kick:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

981. How quickly will this thread LOAD is a better question

[Xithras]

985. No kidding

I'm on a 45 megabit connection and this thread is STILL slow as a dog!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

982. I have to see 1000 on my screen..I am going for it

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

983. two to go!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

986. one to go

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

988. And NOW for a post the dial uppers can only dream about!

IT'S GOOD! :toast:

[Vespasian]

984. I can't resist any longer!

I just had to post.

[opihimoimoi]

987. will the Opihi be the 1000 th post or the 999 th post?

[brainshrub]

994. Will Brainshrub be 1001?

[brainshrub]

995. Who will be the Historic #1000?

[brainshrub]

996. Sooooo close

[brainshrub]

998. This has got to be one of the weirdest threads in history.

[brainshrub]

1000. Come on 1000!!!

[brainshrub]

1002. I DID IT! LOL

[Renew Deal]

1026. Congrats

:yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::your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[Feanorcurufinwe]

1001. on to 2000

:party:

:toast:

[Emboldened Chimp]

1003. Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

...ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TrogL]

1005. Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

indeedy!!

As long as there is bandwidth and RAM, we will enhance this thread with our (yet to be clearly identified) wisdom.

[psychopomp]

1004. GONZO!!

[CO Liberal]

1006. The "It Broke a Thousand" Kick

:kick:

[WatchWhatISay]

1007. Just doing my part

Better late than never

[TrogL]

1008. Sorry, need in on the front page

for a few minutes

[onebigbadwulf]

1009. This is truly a historic moment

dont you hate it when people say "AN" Historic moment?

[TrogL]

1011. "an" is correct

the "H" is considered silent.

[AquariDem]

1010. Yay, my post is the 1026th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! n/t

[cosmicdot]

1012. this should be 1012

[AquariDem]

1019. But..but..it said 1026 on the Lounge menu!

[meti57b]

1013. kick

[ronzo]

1014. how many? n/t

[xJlM]

1015. Turn my back for a few, and just look at you guys

The last time I posted in this one, it was just over 700. What happened? You all went for a thousand while I wasn't looking.

[Pert_UK]

1016. Well, it was coughing up blood last night......

Looks like we're stuck with it for the time being....and not that anyone will ever bother to read this post, it being so far down...

P.

[bywho4who]

1018. Kicking it up 1017

Had to reply :smoke: :hippie: :kick: should be 1017

[Lars39]

1017. This thread's getting a might moldy!

Had to post before this thing kills DU :)

[onebigbadwulf]

1020. NEVER

This thread will NEVER DIE!

[Feanorcurufinwe]

1097. The hardest transition will be

outlasting the human race. If it can continue after humans are extinct, it may make it all the way.

[Feanorcurufinwe]

1098. It is harder to imagine however

exactly what form it will take.

[Feanorcurufinwe]

1099. What about the begining? Did it really come into existence

when first posted? Or was that just the manifestation of an ideal thread that already existed?

[neuvocat]

1021. Unreal

This thread has more posts than a lot of the members here.

[goobergunch]

1022. Not me! (n/t)

[Meshuga]

1023. This is ridiculous...

:-)

[AquariDem]

1024. Here's a big ten-forty

[AquariDem]

1025. Darn! I thought that was #1040

[Renew Deal]

1027. Can we hit 10,000?

Why not?

[ronzo]

1028. feed the beast. n/t

[onebigbadwulf]

1029. A tribute to our mascott!

All hail!

[RuB]

1030. I could kill this beast if I wanted and I can prove it.

[RuB]

1052. What kind of pizza do pilots like?

Plane.

There if that joke doesn't kill this thread nothing will.

[Feanorcurufinwe]

1031. There are now other threads attempting to kill this thread.

[RuB]

1032. If it goes off page one does that mean its dead?

[Az]

1033. No

It gets off page one all the time. For some reason it keeps hopping back to the top. If only we could figure out what causes it to return we could finally kill this beast. Alas its power may be beyond us.

[ironflange]

1034. Hey, everybody! I found this way down on page 3!

Come on, pay attention!

[VermontDem2004]

1035. WOW! 1050 replies?

:wtf:

[goobergunch]

1036. What were you doing on page 2?

Lord Martin Goobergunch
President of the Liberal Unitary Republic of Goobergunchia

Regional Delegate for the Democratic Underground
UNAOTO Member

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

1038. Top of the world, Ma!

Top of the world...

[bookworm65t]

1037. kick

n/t

[eleny]

1039. Shimmy-shimmy-koko-pop Shimmy-shimmy-pop

[slinkerwink]

1040. holy carp

that's a long thread!

[hippiegranny]

1041. holy shit! i've never seen a thread with over 1,000 replies!

i didn't even bother to vote!

[VOX]

1042. #1042 at 4:28 p.m. on 11/7/03.

Long may it live!
:toast:

[mot78]

1043. MUST...... KICK....... THIS........ THRRRREEEAD!

[rlev1223]

1044. Don't Dems Date....

or anything??????

[bywho4who]

1045. 1044 Let's kick it till 04

I say we kill it on New Years eve,and then start a new one. :smoke: :hippie:


:bounce:

[LeftCoast]

1046. Time for a late friday nite kick

:kick:

[ronzo]

1047. Yipee! Time to reboot.

ACK!!!

[onebigbadwulf]

1048. This thread will die after Bush gets impeached

[onebigbadwulf]

1049. I agree!

[onebigbadwulf]

1050. M etoo!

[onebigbadwulf]

1051. I mean... me too

[goobergunch]

1055. Seconded. (n/t)

[yellowdog]

1053. Whut??

nt

[scarlet_owl]

1054. Kick!

Heh heh. That felt good.

[gyopsy]

1056. Not ready to let it die yet

sorry :)

[cosmicdot]

1057. in the year 1057

the Diocese of Lecce, Italy was Erected

[VermontDem2004]

1058. Lets shoot for a million replies!!!!

:kick:

[Lars39]

1059. Can't believe this thing is still alive. Worse than swamp thing.

Will it kill DU? When will it kill DU? Who will it kill on DU?
Stay tuned next week for(cue the organ music)..... The Thread that Wouldn't Die. (cue the Psycho violin music)


Brought to you by the proud sponsors of Skinner, EarlG and Elad: the terrific trio that just keep giving! :)

[Capn Sunshine]

1060. IT WILL NEVER DIE

somethings just ive forever, and waiting around for them to go is as painful as watching a pan of water waiting for it to boil.

[RuB]

1061. Ok this is sure to take down this thread:

How do you make a Venetian blind?
Stick a finger in his eye.

[Ophelia]

1062. Never posted under my old name to this thread...

SO here it is!

[Ophelia]

1063. And a Kick!

[psychopomp]

1064. 40 seconds

is all it took to get to the bottom of this thread in "View All" mode. Is that fast or what?

[Feanorcurufinwe]

1065. Do threads die?

[Ophelia]

1066. Time

[Ophelia]

1067. to

[Ophelia]

1068. up

[Ophelia]

1069. my

[Ophelia]

1070. post

[meti57b]

1071. kick

[Ophelia]

1072. count

[Ophelia]

1073. !!!!!!

[Ophelia]

1074. I

[Ophelia]

1075. still

[Ophelia]

1076. need

[Ophelia]

1077. more

[Ophelia]

1078. posts

[Ophelia]

1079. to

[Ophelia]

1080. get

[Ophelia]

1081. PMs

[Ophelia]

1082. again.

[ronzo]

1083. zombies, I tell ya! n/t

[4323Lopez]

1084. This is loooooong

Too bad its the only long thing I'm seeing right now...

[Kenneth ken]

1085. KISMET

my first post on this thread coincides with my posting on numerous threads for an altogether different, but altruistic reason. Perhaps this unique combination of fate, and my not insignificant thread-killing ability will finally send this thread to its long-deserved demise.

However, it has a legion of perverse supporters, so it will probably survive my feeble attempt to aid its demise.

[The Raven]

1086. this

[The Raven]

1087. is

[The Raven]

1088. rather

[CO Liberal]

1089. The "It Will Never Die" Kick

:kick:

[hlthe2b]

1090. Calling Jack Kevorkian...... this thread needs you! (smile)

[ALago1]

1091. Well

[ALago1]

1092. This

[ALago1]

1093. Is

[ALago1]

1094. My

[ALago1]

1095. Obligatory

[ALago1]

1096. Response

[Feanorcurufinwe]

1100. The backlash can't bring down this thread.

[AquariDem]

1101. Still going...It keeps going and going and going and going

...and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going...

[neuvocat]

1102. This thread stands in tribute

to all the smart-asses on this board.


Give yourselves a hand everybody!!!! WHOO-HOO!!!!

[TrogL]

1103. damn it was down on page three

I need to pay attention

[tainted_chimp]

1104. This is as good a time as any....

to add my contribution to the madness. Damn I love this crazy place!
:loveya:

[Fight_n_back]

1105. I bet if I push "view all"

the entire East Coast will black out.

[ComerPerro]

1107. Go for it

I did it. No blackouts in Kansas...

Yet...


Took a while though.

And, I managed to read all 1000 posts...

Sad, I know

[psychopomp]

1113. 40 secs

Is all it took for me to see the whole thread in "view all" mode. (does a little dance)

[cosmicdot]

1109. in the year 1109

1109 TIBERIAS (Eretz Israel)

Fell to the Crusaders. As a rule, once the military conquest ended the Jewish inhabitants were left alone. The notable exception was Jerusalem

http://www.davidsconsultants.com/jewishhistory/history.php?startyear=1100&endyear=1109

[goobergunch]

1110. Anything interesting happen in the year 1110? (n/t)

[LeftCoast]

1111. .*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*

:kick:

[RuB]

1114. This thread asked me to tell you this:

[regularguy]

1116. This thread will die faster than

a suburban homeowner using a rented belt sander with the Home Despot closing in 12 minutes.

[xJlM]

1117. Oh no, you don't!

Headed towards page three again. We'll get you back up front here.

[SiobhanClancy]

1118. hee-hee

:)

[VOX]

1119. If this were a parchment scroll, it'd be as long as a football field...

Give or take an inch.

A kick for an old friend...:kick:

[TrogL]

1121. I thought something was missing

I was getting all depressed in the lounge (mostly about the depression thread).

Now my day is made.

[RuB]

1122. Don't weep for me Argentina.

[onebigbadwulf]

1123. the truth is I never left you!

[everdene]

1124. A kick from my Manola Blahniks....

.

[everdene]

1125. One from my Doc Martens....

.

[everdene]

1126. And a final kick from my Birkenstocks (ouch!)

[alwynsw]

1127. Kick, punt, boot

[LTR]

1128. Hmmm...lost count

I assume nobody will read this post. Nonetheless, I will post a recipe for the lucky ones that actually check this out:

Irish Cream mix

1 can (14oz) Sweet condensed milk
12 oz heavy whipping cream
8oz Whiskey, or to taste. Recommend is 8oz
3 eggs
1½ Tbls Chocolate Syrup
¼ teaspoon coconut extract
Add more whiskey if you want

Process in blender for 30 sec.
Store in clean bottle

Get loaded.

[Blitz]

1137. Thanks for the recipe

Hey, do you ride a Magna, or do I have you confused with somebody else?

[LTR]

1138. WOW! Somebody actually reads the posts on this thread?

Now THAT'S masochism!

Sorry, no Magna here. Just a simple compact car.

[Capn Sunshine]

1129. BWAAA HAH HAH

It's calling me....must post here again zombies...will not die...

[cosmicdot]

1130. is this all there is?

[salmonhorse]

1131. One may only hope ~ none too soon

[TSIAS]

1132. kick (nt)

[Selwynn]

1133. This post discriminates against low-bandwidth minorites!

You minority hating bastards!! :D

[TrogL]

1134. Masochistic kick

:kick:

I wanna be boiled in oil.

[toddzilla]

1136. who farted?

does anyone else smell that??

:shrug:

[Hawkeye-X]

1139. Sorry

:blush:

[MrMonk]

1140. Took 3 1/2 minutes to load.

I think you've had enough.

[ozymandius]

1141. Thank you folks for coming. You can go home now. Drive safely.

It sure was a great party wasn't it? Looks like a success to me. See you next time! G'bye now.

[kixot]

1142. You can't kill this party, homie.

This party's got a life of its own.

Now who wants to boogie down?

[AquariDem]

1144. My browser could use some prune juice

This thread's clogging it up.

[cosmicdot]

1145. what me worry

[Meshuga]

1146. Pretty soon it will die!

[Meshuga]

1147. The thread I meant...

[Lars39]

1148. Well, my computer's acting ugly today, so maybe this'll be the one!

:evilgrin:

[psychopomp]

1149. Took 1:05 in "view all" to load

hmmmm.... today must be a high traffic day online?

[bloom]

1150. PACE

(peace)

[Renew Deal]

1151. Keep it alive like the girl in florida.

OK, bad joke. Maybe the ensuing flamewar will help get this to 10000.

[alexwcovington]

1152. Stayin' Alive

Hope I kept it off page three -- unless it's been there before :P

[LeftCoast]

1153. It's 11:42pm and I should be in bed

:kick:

[onebigbadwulf]

1154. Doin the daily check in

!

[onebigbadwulf]

1155. You can easily add a reply without loading the whole thread

[RuB]

1156. Chomping down a Wendy's Double, had to nuke it

just looking in to see if this thread is dead yet?

[Meshuga]

1157. This is the vampire thread!

[sleipnir]

1158. Time to resurrect this thread!!!

Fuckin' A

[Meshuga]

1159. I'm saving it! It's on page four of the forum!

[Mike F]

1160. This thread...

...will never die!

Long live the thread!

[TrogL]

1161. kick to make up for all the sex threads being locked

[UrbScotty]

1162. You mean this one?

?

[TSIAS]

1163. kick (nt)

[Duncan Grant]

1164. One kick per month...

that's my policy. See you next month ozymandius! :D :kick:

[MSchreader]

1165. 5 a.m. KICK

:kick:

MUAHAHAHAHA! :evilgrin:

Martin

[VOX]

1166. This thread should at least live until the New Year...

Then it can go out with the auld.

:toast:

[MissMillie]

1167. KICK!(n/t)

.

[Lars39]

1169. Time to clean off the desk.........this thing's ready to blow!

Or maybe just whimper. :)

[TrogL]

1170. kick for Skinner banning the sex threads

[northzax]

1171. THAT'S IT I'm turning this into a SEX THREAD

then they'll have to lock it.. ha ha ha ha.