'I Hate Illinois Nazi's" What's Your Favorite Movie One Liner of all Time?

[Vinnie From Indy]

[EstimatedProphet]

1. "Back off man. I'm a scientist."

[Sanity Claws]

2. "I'll have what she's having."

[Spider Jerusalem]

3. Not really a movie one-liner...

but Sir John Gielgud said something I thought ranks up there as one of the all-time great one-liners: "Of COURSE I can play a heterosexual...I am, after all, an actor!"

EDIT: Favourite movie one-liner..."You can't fight in here, this is the War Room!"

[SlavesandBulldozers]

10. great war room quote

brilliant. what movie is that from?

[Spider Jerusalem]

12. "Dr Strangelove, Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb"

n/t

[SlavesandBulldozers]

19. i cant believe i havent seen Dr Strangelove yet

it sounds like one of the greats

[Spider Jerusalem]

26. Oh, it is...

you definitely owe it to yourself to see it. Brilliant performances all around, and hilaiously funny.

[RoBear]

4. "Ah well, what family doesn't have its ups and downs?"

Eleanor of Aquitane in LION IN WINTER, although it was originally a play before it was a movie.

[Mr. Blonde]

5. Wait a second, did I say that out loud or just think it?

Damn I hate when people try to make me pick a favorite anything.

[SlavesandBulldozers]

6. "Smokey. you are entering a world of pain.

a world. of pain."

[DainBramaged]

7. Trade me right fucking now

Slapshot.

Priceless.

[tuvor]

8. "Shhhhhhhhh! I'm TRYING to use the PHONE!"

Pee-Wee's Big Adventure

[pres2032]

9. "I don't give a damn, what you think you are entitled to!"

Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men

[Kire]

20. Neh! Neh! Neh! Fuh! Fuh! Fuh! Indians.

Here's the first of the day, fellas! To old D.H. Lawrence.

[LostInAnomie]

11. Bitch! You know I don't wear no GOD DAMN cotton drawers!

Rudy Ray Moore from Dolemite.

[HalfManHalfBiscuit]

43. Drive, Nigga, drive!

You ain't driving, nigga!

[RetroLounge]

13. "Lighten up Francis" - Stripes

RL

[LifeDuringWartime]

14. this.....is my BOOMSTICK!

:)

[baldguy]

15. Her insides were a rocky place, where my seed could find no purchase.

[Catshrink]

16. "I'm shocked! Shocked! to find out there's gambling in here."

"Here are your winnings."

[Kire]

17. Is it safe?

Yes. Yes, it's safe. It's so safe you wouldn't believe it.

'Marathon Man' (1976)

[Catshrink]

18. "Oh shit, there goes the planet."

Okay... Spaceballs wasn't a great film but I think it had so many great lines:

"Why didn't you tell me my ass was so big?"

"I'm surrounded by assholes!"

"I'm a mawg, half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend."

"He shot my hair!"

[barb162]

31. also the character "Pizza the Hut" was priceless

with all that goopy cheese sliding off

[catbert836]

21. It's just a metaphor. But that actually happened.

White Goodman from DodgeBall

[NoStinkinBadges]

22. Look at screen name.

The entire line went like this:

"Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges.
I don't have to show you any stinking badges!"

--Gold Hat, as played by Alfonso Bedoya
"The Treasure of the Sierra Madre" (1948)

Also was used in Blazing Saddles among others.

[Taxloss]

23. "Dare you dicker with your pontiff?"

Rex Harrison is unintentionally hilarious in "The Agony and the Ecstasy" (1965), a classic biopic of Michaelangelo - in reality, a homosexual dwarf, and in the film played by Charlton Heston.

[democracyindanger]

24. "Plate O' Shrimp"

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

25. what's a nice joint like you doing in a girl like that?

deep throat

[Mark H]

27. I am serious,

And don't call me Shirley.

[lpbk2713]

28. YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

And.... Don't I feel like the fucking asshole. (Same character)

[cruadin]

29. "We'll make him an offer he can't refuse." --The Godfather

[AngryLizard]

30. "The Chinese have a lot of hells, Jack"

From Big Trouble in Little China.

[Endangered Specie]

32. "Assimilate THIS!"

:)

[mojavekid]

33. "I'm eating, I'm eating the flesh of a goat"

[General Zod]

34. " Laugh while you can, monkey-boy"

Dr. Emilio Lizardo, from " The Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension"

[The Great Escape]

35. They're all Swatch dogs and Diet Coke heads (Heathers)

[Spider Jerusalem]

38. And "Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw!" from the same movie...

[The Great Escape]

39. "I Love My Dead Gay Son"

[GoddessOfGuinness]

36. "Nature, Mr. Allnut, is what we are put in this world to rise above."

[Dave Reynolds]

37. Goddamn it, I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it would help.

[Vektor]

40. The animal doesn't even have thumbs, Focker!!!!

Also, if you have not seen "Meet the Fockers".....
HYSTERICAL.

[da_chimperor]

41. "Say hello to MY LITTLE FRIEND!" *boom* n/t

[Kire]

42. Give me ten men like Clouseau and I could destroy the world.

Commissioner Charles Dreyfus: What about the maid?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: The maid?
Commissioner Charles Dreyfus: Was he jealous of her too? He strangled her.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: It is possible that his intended victim was a man and that he made a mistake.
Commissioner Charles Dreyfus: Mistake? In a nudist camp?

[HalfManHalfBiscuit]

44. Does your dog bite?

Hotel Clerk: No.

Clouseau: (bowing down to pet the dog) Nice doggie.

(Dog barks and bites Clouseau in the hand)

Clouseau: I thought you said your dog did not bite!

Hotel Clerk: That is not my dog.

[benny05]

46. Willie Nelson's Line in the Electric Horseman

"I think I'm going to get me a bottle of whiskey and one of those kino girls who can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch."

[Plaid Adder]

45. "No ma'am. We're musicians." n/t

[no name no slogan]

47. "Why should I change MY name? HE's the one who SUCKS!"

Michael Bolton, from "Office Space"