I'm Scott McClellan. Ask me anything.

[elperromagico]

[Kire]

1. what's the equation been changed to?

[elperromagico]

4. 9-11 changed everything.

[Kire]

38. no, you're supposed to say this:

9/11 + X = STFU

X = Whatever Bushco says.

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Oh, sorry, I guess this isn't "I'm Jon Stewart. Ask me anything!"

[elperromagico]

39. Jon Stewart is funny. But 9-11 wasn't, and it changed everything.

[mark414]

does it hurt?

[elperromagico]

8. 9-11 changed everything.

[JohnKleeb]

2. are you related to George?

[elperromagico]

6. 9-11 changed everything.

[JohnKleeb]

12. no it didnt

[elperromagico]

20. As I said before, John, 9-11 changed everything.

[JohnKleeb]

26. Scott are you allowed to sit in the big boy's seat now? I didnt think so

[elperromagico]

29. John, I've let you ask two questions. Let's go to a new reporter.

I'll just conclude by saying 9-11 changed everything.

[jpgray]

3. Do you now or have you ever aspugated? (nt)

[elperromagico]

9. 9-11 changed everything.

[RagingInMiami]

5. Tell me the real reason Ari Fletcher resigned

[elperromagico]

13. 9-11 changed everything.

[Bluebear]

7. Does he make you call him "Big Boy" when you are "briefed"?

[elperromagico]

15. 9-11 changed everything.

[AlCzervik]

10. Your father is insane, is it genetic?

[elperromagico]

16. 9-11 changed everything.

[Fenris]

11. What's the weather like up the President's ass?

[elperromagico]

17. 9-11 changed everything.

[Goldeneye]

14. Are you jelous that Bush calls Karl

"turd blossom?" You should be.

[elperromagico]

18. 9-11 changed everything.

[hail ripley]

21. Does Dick Cheney suffer carpal tunnel pain when Bush speaks?

[elperromagico]

25. An interesting question. Let me answer thus: 9-11 changed everything.

[justy329]

19. What does the president say to the mother who had a son killed in Iraq

because the president sent the soldier there to find WMDs, when no WMDs existed?

[elperromagico]

22. 9-11 changed everything.

[justy329]

24. funny. but sadly true n/t

[DemBones DemBones]

23. Scott, why do you lie so much? nt

[elperromagico]

27. I don't lie. And 9-11 changed everything.

[Seabiscuit]

28. So how do you like the taste of Dubya dingleberries?

[elperromagico]

30. It is the President's opinion that 9-11 changed everything.

[Seabiscuit]

34. Beggin' your pardon, but I asked for *your* opinion, not his.

So how do you like the taste of his dingleberries?

[elperromagico]

36. My... uhh... opinion? Well... did I mention that 9-11 changed everything?

[Mabus]

31. Now that everything's changed because of 9/11

what direction is chimpy going to take the country?

[elperromagico]

32. First of all, let me state that 9-11 changed everything.

Now... err... what was your question?

[sasquatch]

33. Where does the rain in Spain fall?

[elperromagico]

35. The terrorism in Spain reminds us that 9-11 changed everything.

[Mabus]

37. LOL

on edit: Oops. This was supposed to in this thread. http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=2450539&mesg_id=2450706&page= (just a couple up. sorry for any confusion.)