There's a hole in the bucket. Dear Liza, dear Liza.

[Cadence]

There's a hole in the bucket dear Liza a hole!

[Dookus]

1. With what shall I mend it, dearWillie, you silly, you silly...

With what shall I mend it dear, willy, with what?

[Maple]

2. So fix it dear Henry

dear Henry, fix it.

[Cadence]

4. With what shall I fix it dear Liza, dear Liza....

with what shall I fix it?

[Maple]

6. With a straw dear Henry dear Henry

dear Henry

With a straw dear Henry, dear Henry, a straw.

[Cadence]

8. But the straw is too long, dear Liza, dear Liza

The straw is too long, dear Liza, too long.

[Maple]

9. Then cut it dear Henry, dear Henry

dear Henry.

Then cut it dear Henry, dear Henry cut it.

[Cadence]

10. With what should I cut it, dear Liza, dear Liza,

With what should I cut it, dear Liza, with what?

This is totally cracking me up that you know this song. :D

[Maple]

11. With a knife, dear Henry dear Henry

dear Henry.

With a knife dear Henry, dear Henry, a knife.


do you know how many more verses there are to this??? :D

[Cadence]

12. But the knife is too dull, dear Liza, dear Liza,

The knife's too dull, dear Liza, too dull.



It didn't seem that long when the puppets sang it on Sesame Street. :shrug:

[Maple]

15. So SHARPEN it dear Henry dear Henry

So SHARPEN it dear Henry, dear Henry SHARPEN it.

LOL trust me, it has about 8 verses to go. :D

[Cadence]

16. With what should I sharpen it, dear Liza, dear Liza

With what should I sharpen, dear Liza, with what?



Maybe in this version of it, Liza should just finally lose it and kick Henry's no problem solving skills ass!!! :D

[Maple]

17. With a stone, dear Henry dear Henry dear Henry

With a stone dear Henry, dear Henry, a stone.

I always felt this was a woman of great patience married to an utter dolt! :D

[Cadence]

18. But the stone is too dry, dear Liza, dear Liza

The stone is too dry, dear Liza, too dry.




He was a real winner alright!

[Maple]

19. So wet it dear Henry dear Henry dear Henry

So wet it dear Henry, dear Henry, wet it.

well that's one word for it..I'm sure Liza had others. :D

[Cadence]

21. With what should I wet it, dear Liza, dear Liza

With what should I wet it, dear Liza, with what?



She should have left him for someone with a brain a long time ago. :D

[Maple]

23. With water dear Henry dear Henry dear Henry

With water, dear Henry dear Henry, water.

at this point she is contemplating drowning him in the creek. :D

[Cadence]

24. With what should I carry it, dear Liza, dear Liza,

With what should I carry it dear Liza, with what?




She should have. It's her own fault for being an enabler! :D

[Maple]

26. With a bucket dear Henry dear Henry dear Henry

With a bucket dear Henry dear Henry, bucket

and I won't mention you skipped a verse...you sneaky devil..if you don't. ;)

[Cadence]

27. Uh, Liza????

There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza,
There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, a hole.



I did?? Which verse?

[Maple]

28. Then fix it dear Henry dear Henry dear Henry

Then fix it dear Henry dear Henry, FIX IT.

No, guess not. Hard to tell with this damned song running through my head now, thanks to you!


Nice voice btw. :D

[Cadence]

29. Ahhh You're welcome.

Feel free to thank me again in a few days when it comes back to haunt you unexpectedly too. ;)

[Maple]

30. Smart ass!

It probably will too. :D

[LDS Jock]

3. So fix it dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry

So fix it dear Henry, dear Henry, fix it.

[Dookus]

5. feh on Henry

I learned it with "Willie".

[Cadence]

7. Willie and Liza?

[da_chimperor]

13. So go buy a new one

:shrug:

[Cadence]

14. Ach! Now if Henry was that smart we wouldn't

have a song! He wouldn't be bugging the shit out of Liza and none of us would have those stupid lyrics stuck in our head preventing us from sleeping!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm all better now.

[da_chimperor]

20. Oy vey . . . seems I struck a nerve. Sorry!

:D

[Cadence]

22. I'm jokin ya.

Was that hard to hear in my typing? :D

[da_chimperor]

25. I like to err on the side of caution n/t