I've decided on my candidate: A Ham Sandwich.

[ender]

christ, cuz at this point thats all that needs to run against Senor Shrub.

[Zhade]

1. Who's the VP? Some coleslaw and a nice kosher pickle?

Dammit, now I'm hungry! :P

[Wolfman 11]

2. Mama Cass:

deceased: ham sandwich.

[ender]

3. oh come on... killing people doesnt matter....

so, he killed mamma kass by getting lodged in her throat... doesnt matter really, right - i mean... it didnt matter for laura bush....

well... howabout a hot pastrami sandwich? that way, we could keep the orthodox jewish vote, too.

of course, we'd probably offend the greenies - lots of vegetarians in that group, so maybe we should just go for an egg-salad sandwich...

doh... wait... vegans... hrm... k... something with sprouts, right? and tofu...

oh great, now the meat eaters are compplaining... arggggghhhh!!!! i thought this was going to be easy...

cripes, we cant even agree on what type of sandwich to run against GWB... damn...

and now theres mustard slinging going on... ughh...

[Zhade]

4. "Mustard slinging" - good one!

NT!

[Wolfman 11]

5. don't even bother

trying to placate everybody. it is impossible. ye gods.

[laconicsax]

6. why not a pack of tic tacs?

they're cheaper, and many more things check out http://maddox.xmission.com/tictacs.html

[Colin Ex]

7. I remember that poll.

I voted for Tic-Tacs six times.

-C

[Zero Gravitas]

8. A Ham Sandwich

would do a better job of running the country than the curent White House Occupant.

[BonjourUSA]

9. A sandwich can be crusty

http://www.midex.com/maa/content/sandwichs/sandwichs.htm