A mime challenges you to a fist fight. What do you do?

[Beware the Beast Man]

[fertilizeonarbusto]

1. challenge him to a debate

and watch his head explode

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

2. Pretend to not hit him

[cruadin]

3. Put him in an invisible box.

[StopTheMorans]

4. roll his/her box down a hill

:evilgrin:

[BurtWorm]

5. Pretend I'm deaf and I can't hear what he's saying.

:shrug:

[Lerkfish]

6. put him in an invisible box and force him to walk against wind

[Burma Jones]

7. Beat him until he can no longer threaten society with mime.........n/t

[ohiosmith]

8. Do the same thing everyone else does when they see a mime,

ignore him.

[Ready4Change]

9. Put invisable horse shoes in my boxing gloves.

He is honor bound to get completely clobbered by such a move.

[salvorhardin]

10. Squash him with the proverbial

falling tree in a forest when no one is around to hear it.

[Salviati]

11. Just like a mime...

to bring his fists to a knife fight...

[Waistdeep]

12. Only one answer

Shadow box, of course.

[trogdor]

13. Pretend to kick his ass?