I'm enjoying a Mike's Hard Cranberry Lemonade. Ask me anything!

[Zhade]

I am the oracle thou wast promised. ;)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. Got another?

Can you just push it through the screen?

[Zhade]

2. It won't work. I'll send it as an email attachment.

Drink up! :beer:

[Redneck Socialist]

3. lordy don't you have anything...

...better to drink than that? ick...

[Zhade]

4. Sure!

I have tequila and margarita mix (regular and strawberry), peach schnapps, and Kaluha cappucino mudslide mix.

This is the appetizer! :P

(EDIT: "mix", not "mux" - I'm already starting to slur my typing!)

[Redneck Socialist]

5. Much better...

I'll take a regular, with salt.

[Zhade]

6. On the house.

But I don't do delivery. :P

[TheZoo]

7. Ok, I'm drinking the "Marie Special"

Rum & Diet Coke...with enough D.C. to discolor it :-)

Has Fermat's Last Theorem (x^n + y^n = z^n, where n > 2) been proven?

And yes, all future "Ask Me Anything" posters, this will be my question. I'd ask something important, like "Will I get over my loss and meet someone else" but that's too complicated.

[Zhade]

8. Er...no?

See, I have a 50/50 shot. The Oracle isn't very skilled at mathematics.

DIET Coke? Oy, sounds like a painful drink! :P

[TheZoo]

10. I don't know...

You're the one that said "Ask Me Anything" so I am. So, I presume you'd go with the first question rather than the second?

We will NOT go into "painful" - do a search for me in the Lounge on 9/30, then we will talk about pain :hi:

[Zhade]

12. Awww. Man.

That's really rough. You have my heartfelt sympathy. :hug:

[TheZoo]

13. Hey - I think that was 600 for ya

And I appreciate the thoughts; even the hug. I'm just going do to do the Captain Jack tonight; I'll wake up tomorrow and yell: "But WHY is the Rum gone?!?"

[Susang]

9. Why not vodka?

That's what I'm drinking! :evilgrin:

[Zhade]

11. The Oracle hath no vodka, alas.

Drink of the Gods that it is, the lack of donations to the Oracle's bank account equates to a lack of that pithy drink.

(Sheesh. The Oracle gets verbose when he's been drinking.)