Is Arnold here? I hear he posts here.

[Governor Davis]

I keep trying to debate him but he doesn't seem to want to show.

[Governor Davis]

1. Hmm

No show again. Some action hero. :eyes:

[A-Schwarzenegger]

3. What?

I don't have much time. I am very busy
having my acceptance speech translated.

[Governor Davis]

5. I think I have the copy of the one Dan Lundgren was going to use

or the one Bill Simon was going to use - or the one Dick Riordan was going to use. Maybe I can dig them up for you.
Then they could be the ones you were going to use.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

10. I ran yours from 2002 through babelfish

from English to German and back again. I
think it'll work. It sounds like a
Lawrence Welk monologue.

[Governor Davis]

13. No that was Reagan's

He did the Lawrence Welk thing. And the "there you go again" thing. I actually know government and policy so mine might be a bore but it wasn't an act.

I've been a public servant all my life, including my service in Viet Nam which I think might have been right before that period of time in which you went AWOL from the Austrian military.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

17. It;s good enough for our President it's good enouh for me.

AWOL has a proud tradition.... You don't need to
know anything about government to run California
when you are as lucky as me. By the way have you
seen my mermerizing buttocks lately?

[Governor Davis]

20. Have I seen it lately?

Uh yeah. It's all I've seen for the last four weeks on TV. People are going to vote against you just because they are sick of you. At least I don't take up all their TV.

[Trajan]

28. WHY would anyone vote .....

For someone who cannot spell Lungren ? ....

[Governor Davis]

36. Why would anyone worry about spelling his name correctly?

Has he won office lately? I have.

[Wonk]

2. Well, someone posts here using the handle "A-Schwarzenegger", anyway...

ymmv

[Governor Davis]

6. You think that's bad?

You should see what he does to the name of my state.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

11. What is ymmv?

I will put the arnold back in Carnoldfornia.

[REP]

12. "Your Mileage May Vary"

[Wonk]

14. Your Mileage May Vary (not that a Hummer driver cares). nt (nt = no text)

[Governor Davis]

15. It's short for

your mother might vote (for you)

[A-Schwarzenegger]

16. I wondered how long it would took you to drag my mother into this.

How low will you go to try to keep
living in Sacramento?

[Governor Davis]

19. Depends

How low will you and Pete Wilson go to get there?

[A-Schwarzenegger]

25. Now you drag her Depends into it.

Thank you to hundreds of supporters that
has sent me PMs of outrage at your debate tictac.

[Governor Davis]

26. Her depends were dragging before

And I used a tictac before the debate. That's YOUR breath you are smelling. Jeesh, blame everything on me why don't ya?

[A-Schwarzenegger]

29. That's a big load of crap.

You know I meant debate tactic not
debate tictac. However, overall, I feel that
this thoughtful discussion of the issues is going
very well. The voters can only benefit and
that sort of thing.

[Governor Davis]

37. The voters can only benefit by you sticking to making gratuitously

violent movies rather than governing by ballot proposition.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

47. Why can't I do both.

I will be SuperGovernor on the weekend
and violent movie star in the week.
I will crush my opponents and they will
not know if I am being Governor
or movie star. I will forget if they are a
Democrat assemblyman or a borg from out of space.
To me it is all fun. I can do it
because I want to do it and I want to do it
because I can do it. Nobody can stop me.
I may be egomaniac or insane or evil but
so what because I can do anything because
I want to do and I like it. Because I am
Arnold.

[dfong63]

4. he's busy

.. investigating the claims that sexual harassment occurred on the sets of some of his movies!

[Governor Davis]

7. I've never had that problem.

Any things I've ever done, I've done in real life. Sexual harrassment isn't one of them.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

27. I refuse to allow my sexual harrasment into the debate.

Some things should remain private.

[Governor Davis]

38. Things that should remain private are the parts of women's bodies that

they want you to keep your gropinating mitts off.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

44. I did not do nothing

that I thought was very bad
and if somebody misintrepeted
what I did not do and if there
feelings were hurt, I am sorry
that they did not understand how
it is that I do what I am.

[REP]

8. Our A-Schwarzenegger

is far more clever and charming than the other Groping Austrian Beefcake.

I'm still voting for you.

[Governor Davis]

9. Whew!

Thanks. But I don't care about how clever and charming he is. Besides, Cybil Shepard said I was a good kisser and sweet.

[Brian Sweat]

50. If I lived in Colliefornia, I would not vote for you out of jealousy.

[shance]

18. Oh my stars**** Its Governor Davis!! Ive so many questions to ask you.

Its just fantastic to see you here. Hows Sharon?

I have to just bring up one teensy weensy item. I have been meaning to email you about this.

Its......well, its the hair, Governor. Its time for some serious recalling of that "do".

I believe if you would just let me work with that hair of yours, I could move mountains and the ocean too. I think it could possibly be a life altering experience, and you would no longer be mistaken for Porter Wagner. I would not lie to you about such serious matters.

You know I havent seen Arnold around here lately. The last thing I heard he was cyber-groping again, and well, I think its three strikes and you're out around here. Actually I think he was able to stick around through around the 10th strike. You know being a Republican has so many perks and all.....

oh wait, I guess hes going for the Grand slam because he's here visiting! Now if I can just work on his speech impediment.....

Wow - what a night. I knew there was a reason I wasnt going to bed. I know there was talk about special appearences here at DU, but this is truly remarkable. Who knew? I cant wait to see who comes to visit next.....

wonder if we could channel ghosts. Ive been dying to talk to Clark Gable....nah...bet only political ghosts venture this way.


So great seeing you Guv! And please, just give me twenty minutes with that hair of yours, and honey EVERYONE will be votin No on that recall.

TTFN***

:)

[Governor Davis]

21. Sharon's fine.

She really isn't ready to move yet, so if you can help us we'd appreciate it.

And on the hair thing. Sure. I'll take a cut. My last cut made my pics come out looking like I was separated by birth from the taco bell dog.
I didn't do that on purpoase and since I am up against Mr. Hollywood, a little image consulting might not hurt even if it isn't what governing is all about.

[shance]

22. Oh but Gov, when someone like Arnold is running, its not about knowledge

Its about looks hon.***

We will get to work on that makeover of yours tomorrow!

You know, I really think you are probably a spring.

I'll take a look at my seasonal/color chart.

Headed to bed. Hope you and Arnie duke it out tonight!

Uhh, on second thought, skip that.

[Governor Davis]

23. I'm not worried

based on the news reports, he usually doesn't have a free hand to duke with.

[shance]

24. ROFL!!***

Who knew you had a sense of humor as well Gov?

:)

[newyawker99]

30. LMAO!!!! kick

:kick:

[A-Schwarzenegger]

46. Truthful words are not beautiful.

Beautiful words are not truthful.
Good men do not argue.
Those who argue are not good.
Those who know are not learned.
The learned do not know.

(This is a poem that I wrote
on a napkin on my bus tour
while musing about my Hundred Year Vision.)

[bif]

31. Doubt he's bright enough to boot up a computer

n/t

[Robb]

33. the sad thing

...is how much more entertaining our Arnie and Gray are than the real ones.

Further sadness includes the fact that I suspect they would govern better, as well... :eyes:

[Governor Davis]

39. Thanks

BUt I would and DO govern better than him. The Republicans are picking on me even though I have wasted less and governed beeter than my two Republican predecessors. The Democrats are picking on me even though I am the only governor nationwide who has had the guts to stand up to George Bush. The Centrists think I am incompetent. THe liberals think I am conservative. The conservatives think I am a communist but none of them can talk about policy.

Imagine that! Signing a bill that allows illegal immigrants to be IDENTIFIED in the case that they might need to be in a hospital, jail or a traffic accident?

Imagine treating others as humans! How un American.

[Pale Blue Dot]

32. LOL

This is the funniest thread I've read in a long time. If only the real debates were this good.

[Jeff in Cincinnati]

34. These two need to take their act on the road

Funny Stuff

[salin]

40. Great improv

Would be killer material for the Daily Show.

[marzipanni]

35. I saw him posting as he trotted by on his white steed...

on his way to SavingCalifornia. He was puffing on a cigar and when asked if he buys Cuban cigars he gave a great non-answer, "I travel and people give them to me."
Arnie is delusional- he has thought he was God's gift to women, now he thinks he's God's gift to California.

[Lars39]

41. Just a kick.....

'cause it's too good to miss! :)

[Loyal]

42. Arnold

How will you terminate the deficit when you ran Planet Hollywood so terribly?

[Loyal]

Arnold

How will you terminate the deficit when you ran Planet Hollywood so terribly?

[Loyal]

43. Arnold

How will you terminate the deficit when you ran Planet Hollywood so terribly?

[qwertyMike]

45. I just troll here . .

. . .for zee vimmen volk
and maybeee a qvick grope

not zat dere's anyting wrong viff dat

[Clete]

48. I missed this one.

:kick:

[einsteins stein]

49. better than real life!

kick it

btw - glad I saw it all at once, this was stupendous lol!