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[zbdent]

"If you don't stop the high-tech lynching of this uppity black, I'm gonna use my mental powers on you!"

Doesn't it look like there's blood on her hands?

[Bouncy Ball]

1. There is blood on her hands.

And on the hands of the entire bush administration. And on the hands of everyone who voted for it.

When I look at a bush voter, I see it pouring off their hands.

[jeff30997]

2. "Yes I admit it...

I love to grab George by the balls just like that."

[LiberalinNC]

3. "Oh yes, Georgie does enjoy squeezing my breast senator."

[Mabus]

4. "you are feeling sleepy.

very sleepy. Relax and let go. Listen to my reality and make it your own."


Notice the guy not falling for it in the background. He's rubbing his head and trying to counteract Condi's message with his own mentalist techniques.

[Endangered Specie]

5. I believe she is turning into a veloci-raptor

or T-rex, take your pick.

[Crankie Avalon]

6. "Senator, 9/11 will NOT happen, again...

...so long you do not ask me difficult questions that would break my concentration and cause me to release this pose of readiness."

[PurityOfEssence]

7. ...and this is how I look when I spit water from Notre Dame...

n/t

[bobthedrummer]

8. Dr. Rice demonstrates the voodoo mythology.

[auburngrad82]

9. Well, Senator, my plan was to grab 'em by the balls and twist!

[BringEmOn]

10. Condi's got a squeeze box she wears on her chest....

When Georgie comes home he never gets no rest...

[orleans]

11. "My husband--I mean, the president is going to be furious

when he finds out you're not letting me have my confirmation tomorrow when he is coronated."

[jdots]

12. I am the Goddess of MIME.....what am I touching ?

could it be Rush's fleshy breasts ?
torturing a baby seal ?
fine tuning my Lambada ?

[Lenape85]

13. RRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[zbdent]

15. "Put 'em up! Put 'em up!

I'll fight ya with my tail tied behind my back!"

That's what your reply made me think of . . .

[Dookus]

14. Yes, Senator

the President likes to do this and say "Honk Honk!"

[MsAnthropy]

16. She's stealing Michael Jackson Thriller moves now

[Mizmoon]

17. "First we'll sneak up behind Al Qaeda

then we'll shout 'BOO' really loud!"