I'm Condoleezza Rice, Ask me anything

[motely36]

As long as it's not to difficult and I can avoid actually answering your question. Also, I have no opinion of my own, so all of your questions could really be answered by my hus---, sorry, by the President.

[cags]

1. What are those spots on your face? n/t

[jeff30997]

5. I think those are the marks of the beast.

[motely36]

6. There are no spots on my face

You are mistaken. Terror! 9/11!

[LiberalEsto]

2. How tiny IS his you-know-what?

You know -- his you-know-what.

[motely36]

8. The president assures me that the size is not important

We must forge ahead

[LiberalEsto]

11. It's not exactly a bunker-buster,

is it?

[politicaholic]

3. Does that gap between your teeth whistle when you sleep?

[motely36]

10. How dare you impugne my character

[jeff30997]

13. LOL!

I bet she's whistling "Let the eagle soar!"

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. I would, but it's not worth the time since you won't answer.

So, like Barbara Boxer, mostly I'm just going to criticize you, you stupid, incapable, intolerable weed.

[motely36]

14. Please let me answer...

The president has made it clear that I am better than you

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

7. Where do you hide the microchip?

And what do you do when it malfunctions?

[motely36]

15. The chip will never malfunction.

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[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

19. *smack*

nt

[Arkana]

9. How the HELL do you sleep at night????

I mean, with 1300 dead Americans because of your husb-I mean, pResident Dumbass's personal vendetta, I'd think you had a LITTLE insomnia.

[motely36]

16. The president and I both sleep soundly

[Minimus]

12. Why don't you get braces? Do you think that space makes you

look like Lauren Hutton?

[jeff30997]

18. No it's more like David Letterman.

[motely36]

20. The space makes me look scarier.

We are trying to frighten the American public and the gap helps us achieve that.

[GreenArrow]

17. when you CENSORED

George Bush, do you CENSORED?

[motely36]

22. The president and I agree that we must continue to work

very closly together to protect the United States. If this means that I must be with him every hour of the day, that is a sacrifice I am willing to make for my hus, er, for the president.

[GreenArrow]

26. very diplomatic

lie back and think of America!

[Squeech]

21. Who officiated at your secret wedding?

Are you Mormon, or is Pickles actually an android? Or was their original marriage solely of historical interest?

[motely36]

23. marriage should be between one man and one woman

Not some stupid bitch whose ass I could kick all the way back to Texas and the greatest man our great nation has ever had the honor to serve as president.

[sasquatch]

24. Why is it everytime I see you I don't know whether to cuss or

kick a field goal:shrug:

[motely36]

25. I'm not sure how to respond to this

So, I am reporting you to Homeland Security.

[sakabatou]

27. What's Bush's Bulge?

You've seen it when he takes his shirt off and shows his man-boobs.

[ekhunter]

28. hey baby, you want to go out tonight?

[motely36]

29. uh, George is that you?