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Edited on Thu Oct-02-03 06:20 AM by 0rganism
Republican Party:
Offer additional tax cuts to heads of interstellar corporations, to "stimulate job growth on Earth" while promoting free-trade treaties which require outsourcing "human interest overhead" to sweatshops on Venus and Mercury.
Mandatory addiction of all citizens to one or more of the major pharmaceutical companies' main prescription drugs: "the choice is yours, but you must choose!"
Because AI systems are not created in the image of God, they are abominations; push for a "defense of sentience" ammendment to the constitution.
Declare a "war on asteroids", after the tragic mishap at Lunarcolony Alpha-Pi. "It was a terrorist attack, of that we have no doubt," said House minority leader Helmut Quiznot at a recent press conference. "Who else could have dropped an asteroid on us, are you saying it was an act of God?"
Pass a law limiting liability to previous owners and shareholders concerning toxic fallout from defective fission-powered satellites.
Shall I continue?
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