What job would you most like at the Presidential Inaugural Ball?

[zulchzulu]

Poll question: What job would you most like at the Presidential Inaugural Ball?

You have a chance to be one of the exclusive top-tier staff at the main, best, most expensive, most filled with the most rich Repuglicans and most full of the administration Ball Extravaganza where Chimpy and the Gang are hanging out the most and have dinner there.

What job would you most like to have?

[OldLeftieLawyer]

1. There's a missing category

I'm not gonna say what it is, but I think you know .............

:evilgrin:

[zulchzulu]

2. You mean the...

...Ann Coulter impersonator who does tricks in the basement but turns out to be Kid Rock? I know...

[latteromden]

6. Same here ;)

[baldguy]

3. When Imperial Rome gave a victorious general a triumphal parade...

They had a slave stand directly behind him, repeating the phrase "Remember, thou art mortal"

I'd like to be THAT guy for duhbya over the next four years.

[ZombieNixon]

5. Memento mori, memento mori...

[baldguy]

8. c'mon! You think the chimp knows Latin?!?

[ZombieNixon]

13. 'Member, yer gunna dah, 'member, yer gunna dah...

[KJMagic]

4. I don't think being mean to the President is the answer...

But he isn't MY President.

[sweetladybug]

7. I would love to be the water person at Bush's table

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[zulchzulu]

12. Damn, that water looks like lemonade...

...but it doesn't taste like it....hmmmm...

[jjtss]

9. None of the above........

I want to be the doorman and hold all the doors open all night!!!!!!
Freeze them out!!!!
Hope they all go home early!!!!!!!

[demgrrrll]

10. Sounds like Tyler Durden is going to be clearing some tables that

night. Fart on that souffle Tyler!!

[zulchzulu]

11. Good idea!

Darn, what's wrong with the dang door...sheesh...I'll be right back...yep, I'm supposed to keep the door open....Homeland Security...yep...

[LiberalFighter]

15. Disconnect the heating system too

[LiberalFighter]

14. Personal Chef

[zulchzulu]

18. "Tonight, we are having pretzels, Mr. President"

Oh anyway...watch this...

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/multimedia/trumpfiresbush.swf

[LiberalFighter]

26. Make it those big Snyder pretzels

and NOTHING to drink

[musette_sf]

16. I wanna be the jazz singer

"call me irresponsible
call me unreliable
call me misunderestimatable too....."

and then I would go on to give new meaning to SCAT singing....

[zulchzulu]

17. Woo hoo!

That's the spirit!

Maybe do a lounge lizard version of "Won't Get Fooled Again" by the Who

Somehow sing...

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/multimedia/foolbush.mov

[samplegirl]

19. The Punch

SPIKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[jayctravis]

20. Soundman.

...what...is that a blender?

[Is It Fascism Yet]

21. I'd like to be the "Independent Counsel" who shows up to arrest

the Shrub for treason.

[mtnsnake]

22. I wanna be the one who serves used urinal mints to the head table

Here, Mr President, have an after-dinner candy. Yummy!

[gauguin57]

23. I wanna be the heating-vent repair person ... above the restrooms.

I'd get so much information, listening in on the Repugs' restroom conversations, about how they stole the election -- especially once everyone starts getting hammered! I'd be up there with my little tape recorder ... it would be the Nixon tapes all over again!

If I were to get a job at the inaugural, I would want it to be one with practical use to my party, rather than mere vindictiveness of pee in the pitchers.

[demwing]

24. Personal Cook

Oh the fun we could have when the hallucinogens start to hit...

I would just hope that there was a video cam nearby.

[Ken Burch]

25. hallucinogens? How about just some truth serum in the drinks?

(And a round of that at the Pioneers table too.)

I would have liked to have the chance to be "guy who shows up and announces:Guess what...Kerry won, Nader was second. YOU'VE BEEN PUNK'D!"

[zulchzulu]

27. Muzak Subliminal Message Ambiance Audio Producer

Where there are elevators and other waiting areas, it would be cool to do the muzak that has all kinds of subliminal messages...preferably the Greatest Hits of Jim Jones.