What do you miss most about short bus president?

[short bus president]

Poll question: What do you miss most about short bus president?

So, I've been a bit lax on my Lounge posting lately. Have had more to do than I've had to say. Now quit f*ckin' WHINING AT ME to come out and play more. Next person who whines at me for not being around enough gets ignored. So THERE! :P

[GOPisEvil]

1. It's the rodent...

...the rodent rules! :D

[GOPEC]

2. Short bus?

A short limousine, maybe.

[Brucey]

3. I just had to vote for the charm.

Who could deny it?

[Aristus]

4. The Grotto!

Where has it gone, man?

[VelmaD]

5. I am SO tempted...

to whine about how you're never around just to see if you'd put your money where your mouth is. 'Cause I don't believe for one second you'd actually put me on ignore. :-)

Quit whining about us whining and take it in the spirit in which it is intended butt-boy.

God you're touchy sometimes. *rolls eyes*
DV

[short bus president]

6. finger hovering

over "ignore" button... tempted... tempted... gonna... do... it...

Erm - maybe I can just ball gag you, instead?

[VelmaD]

9. If you gag me...

then you can't hear me giggle. Or snort for that matter.

Anyway, you know you luv my smartmouth. ;-) Otherwise, why are you still here?

[short bus president]

13. Meh - who needs to hear yer giggling?

I can honestly say that I've NEVER fantasized about beating a giggly female Ross Perot. ;-)

And the snorting is done with the nose and throat, silly girl, not the mouth. Now CLOWN UP or you get noseplugs, too.

[VelmaD]

14. But if I pass out...

from lack of oxygen it won't be nearly as much fun.

Unless you like your girls limp and lifeless.

[Aristus]

7. Oh boy!

This is starting to get good! :bounce:

[underpants]

8. The humility, the lack of vanity or self importance

:bounce:

[short bus president]

11. you forgot

"chaste virginal purity" and, of course, "chivalry."

[Maeve]

10. Old Dan Hicks song...

"How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?"
:P
Sorry--it crawled out my fingers and typed itself!

[short bus president]

12. I know that song!

And allow me to "O'Reilly out" for just a moment here...

"Shut up! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!!!"

;-)

[moof]

15. Who is short bus president and

is their oscillating pocket ocelot windup or battery operated ?

[short bus president]

16. windup? Pshaw!

Battery? NEVER!

Diesel, baby! DIESEL!

;-)

[SOteric]

17. How 'bout "Your Honesty."

Inasmuchas, a lot of the folks around here who've nothing to post about go ahead and post blither about some sort of worthless crap anyway. At least you've got the cojones to admit you've 'got nothin' without trying to dress it up as 'sumpthin.'

'Course that fuzzy little bum of yours does look pretty cute gyrating.

[XanaDUer]

18. His PMs

:)

[short bus president]

19. It's not

PMS - I just get irritable sometimes. ;-)

[VelmaD]

20. Hee...yup...

and you're just retaining water too. ;-)