In a word.......................................CAPTIONERY

[underpants]

[felonious thunk]

1. misunderestimastandings

How do you dare, sirs
Question anything I say
I AM THE U.S.!

felonious thunk

[emad]

2. I think the pupils of his eyes are located at peculiar angles to

one another - not exactly symmetrical, or even focusing in the same general direction.... Maybe it's a congenital thing, or a phrenological indicator of compulsive lying...

[GOPisEvil]

3. Karl...Rove was it? Never heard of him...

[cosmicdot]

4. Yes, I'll repeat the question: do you support Miranda rights? ...

... do you believe you should be told that you have a right to remain silent ... and to an attorney ... and, that anything you say could be used against you???

[underpants]

5. To lighten the mood W does his Will Ferrell impersonation of him

:bounce:

[StaggerLee]

6. lol

:D

[pansypoo53219]

7. mommy

all these mean libruls are pickin on me.

[skypilot]

8. "Mr.DeMille...

...I'm ready for my close-up, now."

[cosmicdot]

9. W: with a straight face, I can tell you ... it was Scooter ...

... I was fishing with Poppy ... have you seen the pictures of us on Fidelity II? ... we really were waaaay off the coast and not tied to the dock like some people think just for photo-ops ... or was it church ... well, I can't recall ... well, I can't remember ... well ...

[Aristus]

10. Cain we cut a dee-ill, Mistur Pros'cuter?

Ah knew Karl wuz bay-ad news! Daddy tole me ta hire him!

[myomy]

11. I wouldnÕt be able to use this stuff if Pickles were here.

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[skip fox]

12. W.'s "thinking": "Boy! I'm gonna make it into the President's Hall of Fame

for this one! We get Saddam and Osama look-alikes and then we pretend to capture them and the t.v. shows us putting them into vans with that plastic strip holding their wrists together. And then we get them in a room and let the t.v. come in after we say we've interrogated them. And we let them speak some mumble-jumble to the camera that sounds like Arab talk. Nobody'll know the difference anyway. And when the real Saddam and Osama see this they'll get mad and send more tapes saying we really haven't got them. Then we'll say, 'Oh yeah? Well here you are!' And when they come out to prove we're wrong, we grab 'em. Hot damn! Sometimes I'm so good, I almost piss myself."

[skip fox]

13. W. is "thinking": "Damn. Sometimes when I go to take a dump,

only a little beebee comes out, with maybe a bit of string. So I make this face in the mirror. It helps me feel better."

[skip fox]

14. When morning's captions sound no more the vaulted blue,

And those of afternoon desert poor memory's que,
Then DU'ers of the evening will sharpen pens,
That they might have fresh captions once again.

:bounce: