Dumbest things said to you on a date - I'll go first

[TexasSissy]

(Let's keep this NON-sexual, or the thread will be deleted!)

What is the dumbest, stupidest, or most shocking thing said to you on a date?

I'll go first. How 'bout:

"I like being seen with you."

(What could I say? Something like, "Oh, I'm so glad to know you're not out with me because you like me or anything...it's only that you like to be SEEN with me...and by whom do you want to be seen?)

YOUR TURN!

[Worst Username Ever]

1. Saw the movie "Natural Born Killers" on a first date.

Stunned silence for the rest of the date. Did the same damn thing on another first date, saw "very bad things." Same result!

On edit, that was the dumbest thing I have DONE on a date, but whateva.

[alexisfree]

5. you...

[Worst Username Ever]

38. You!!

[skypilot]

14. I've got another date-killing movie for you.

Don't EVER rent "Your Friends and Neighbors" and watch it with someone you're dating or interested in dating. It is the ultimate anti-romance/anti-date movie.

[liberalhistorian]

21. And here's yet another one:

When Harry Met Sally. I saw it when it first came out with a guy I worked with whom I was really attracted to and interested in, and I was so excited when he finally asked me out. We made the mistake of going to see that, I think it puts a lot of pressure on people who are just starting to date and can make things uncomfortable. That, and the fact that he was still getting over an ex-girlfriend and the movie made him think of her all the more!!

[skypilot]

28. I don't know if you've seen it but...

...the problem with "Your Friends and Neighbors" is that it hilights, to an excruciating degree, how terribly wrong relationships can go. I watched it with a guy I'd just started dating and we were so tense and uncomfortable with each other afterwards. Things didn't go anywhere after that.

[liberalhistorian]

40. No, I haven't seen it,

but from the sound of it I can certainly understand why it would be a very uncomfortable first or early-dating movie!

[Worst Username Ever]

26. "Hapiness."

I had a buddy see that one on a first date. About a father who has sex with his young son's friends! He had no idea, thought it would be a sentimental-type flick from the title. Movie-picking skills seem to lack in my group.

[skypilot]

51. On the other hand...

...I know a perfect date movie. I recommend this movie every chance I get. If the mods have been paying attention, they are probably rolling their eyes by now. If you ever get the chance check out the movie "Happy Accidents" with Vincent D'Onofrio and Marisa Tomei. Excellent, excellent movie.

[Worst Username Ever]

53. Just added to the netflix queue! Thanks!!

[Samurai_Writer]

62. The date-killing movie of all time...

I went to see Fatal Attraction on a first date. Never heard from the guy again. Maybe he was married and I didn't know it?

[skypilot]

63. LOL!!!!

"Fatal Attraction" on a first date?!?! I'm shaking my head and laughing. What were you two thinking?

[drumwolf]

106. you think it's more of a date-killing movie than...

Pink Flamingos? :evilgrin:

If I was dating someone, it would be a plus in my book if she was the kind of person who could appreciate a movie like that. But I would still wait until well after the first date to find that out. :P

[barb162]

117. yeah, NEVER that one on a first date (or 100th)

[bobthedrummer]

2. "I'm a witch."

To which I replied, "You're the third one I've met today."

[arcane1]

6. was she charmed by a snake at her birth?

:shrug:

that one made me say :wtf:

[alexisfree]

7. and you ...

are so dum!:P

[bobthedrummer]

12. No, I'm Dean's List High Honors material-for real...

duhhh...,.,<><>

[alexisfree]

18. ha! .....in my face!

[bobthedrummer]

30. A pancake in your face. 3.68 cum. gpa in the late seventies.

:hi:
:smoke:

[Texasgal]

3. HA!

" Your hair looks like David lee Roth"

Ummm...I'm a girl...... :P

[Justitia]

4. "I left my wallet at home, can you pay?" -eom

[liberalhistorian]

24. Ahhh,

that old trick. A moldy oldie in the dating world, and one that never seems to go away, for some reason!

[hickman1937]

8. "Are you going to eat that?"

just before he grabbed my plate, and started chowing down. It sat infront of me maybe 5 minutes.

[skypilot]

9. "So, what do you want to do with your life?"

Not a good question at the time.

[sniffa]

10. i can't even guess how many peopLe i've been with

but the strangest pLace i've ever had it in was.....

[wtmusic]

11. After date is over:

"Can you drop me off at my boyfriend's house?"

:grr:

[arcane1]

20. lmao, reminds me of a first date

where we went to a club where her ex was playing, so she could try to get back together w/him :silly:

[wtmusic]

22. lmao right back!!

and the odd thing was, for a moment or two it seemed like a perfectly reasonable request...

:silly: :silly:

[arcane1]

36. indeed

so did you end up marrying her? :silly:

[wtmusic]

101. of course

j/k, my wife loves that story though

[arcane1]

109. must be nice

since I did

:dunce::dunce::dunce::dunce:

[lazarus]

103. The same thing happened to me, in a way

We went to a club where her current boyfriend was DJ'ing, so she could make him jealous.

[cruadin]

13. "I see you're drinking 1%. Is that because you think...

you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole."

[skypilot]

16. I saw that movie.

:spank:

[cruadin]

23. Yeah, well...things worked out OK. I caught her a delicious bass...

and everything just kinda sorted itself out.

;)

[skypilot]

31. Do you still have the key ring she gave you?

:)

[cruadin]

34. No, I gave it to some kid so he'd vote for Pedro.

[Worst Username Ever]

61. You didn't want that anyway, we made like infinity of those at scout camp.

[liberalhistorian]

15. Well, I'm a single parent

who's also pro-choice. So I go on a date (this was several years ago) with a fairly liberal guy who seems really nice; we meet at the restaurant, exchange the usual pleasantries, etc. Then, out of the blue, he asks me "so, why did you decide to go through with your pregnancy and keep your son? Why didn't you have an abortion?"

Ummm.......after I picked my jaw back up off the floor, popped my eyes back into my head and regained some composure, I simply said that it was a personal decision, as all of those decisions are, and to leave it at that. Needless to say, it went seriously downhill after that. I just could not BELIEVE he asked me that!!!! I mean, can you imagine HIS reaction if I'd asked him "so, have you ever knocked anyone up?", or something like that! In 22 years of being in the dating world, I've had some real doozies as far as bad dates are concerned, but that question HAD to take the ultimate cake!

[wtmusic]

19. omg

reply: "so is that lack of tact due to a frontal lobotomy, cause they have medications for that now..."

:eyes:

:spank:

[liberalhistorian]

27. Hey, now that definitely

would have been a good comeback! Too bad I was simply too shocked and stunned to think of anything good!

[GOPBasher]

65. Are you serious?

I can't believe someone would as you that!! :wtf:

[liberalhistorian]

73. I know, I couldn't

believe it, either! Especially since he'd seemed so intelligent. Oh, well, first impressions can be deceiving, I guess.

[DS1]

17. Your car is like a UFO

I don't know if that was supposed to be a nice thing to say or not.

But then, we were both parked and erm :smoke:

[liberalhistorian]

33. WTF was

that supposed to mean? Boy, how weird! :wtf: :shrug:

[DS1]

44. Beats me, we were high, but not in a low orbit or anything

:evilgrin:

[tigereye]

111. Ithink that is the kind of thing people say when they are stoned,

DS1

[StopTheMorans]

25. while we're eating dinner: "I just got a growth on my back removed."

me: "really?" (although not wanting to know)

her: "yes, it was soft and kind of squishy, it reminded me of a raisinet, i played with it for a little bit after they removed it"

needless to say, i paid for dinner and left without requesting a second date (things wouldn't have worked out regardless, but that was the raisinet on the cake). :puke:

[wtmusic]

29. The 'raisinet' approach never works n/t

[Worst Username Ever]

32. That is horrible!!!!

I can't even explain to a person when I am SLEEPING with them what the scar on my back is (had a mole removed a few years ago... I usually just laugh it off and say it's a bullet hole). I am surprised that was something brought up during a date, YUCK YUCK YUCK.

[TexasSissy]

35. Eeeeeewwwwww! Yuk, barf, barf, barf! We have a winner, folks!

That is the GROSSEST thing I've ever heard of being said on a date!

[StopTheMorans]

39. it made it worse that I was having a turkey/avocado wrap

and it was very lumpy due to the avocados. i couldn't get the raisinet image out of my head, and had to leave after paying for dinner without even getting to eat half of it :puke:

[TexasSissy]

49. Eeeewwwwww! It gets worse and worse!

Puke is right!

[tigereye]

114. it is hard to imagine a person with such poor social boundaries

that they would say that. WOW.

[liberalhistorian]

37. EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

God, how disgusting, I'm embarrassed for my fellow females, lol!

[cruadin]

43. It would have been really cool if she had brought ....

the growth with her---you know, a sort of psychotic "show and tell."

[StopTheMorans]

45. yeah, that would have been REALLY great. then i definitely WOULD NOT

have paid for dinner :D

[SarahB]

41. Who knows?

The last time I dated we grunted and wrote pictograms on stone tablets to communicate.

[StopTheMorans]

42. hey, no grunting. Skinner, sex thread!

:silly:

[DS1]

46. I have FIRE!!!!

:7

[TyeDye75]

47. I said something pretty dumb on a date last summer

She said... lets go and watch Catwoman
I replied..... sure why not

God Im such an ass

Eh... we walked out half way through anyway and got tickets to see Spiderman 2 a second time.

[msgadget]

48. Well, the waitress came over for the drink orders

and after I'd placed mine my date asked, "Did I say you could have a drink?" He was serious and I was OUTA there.

[yardwork]

89. Bit of a control freak, huh?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

108. It's good to get things like that cleared up right away

Aren't you glad you didn't find out later?

[Left Is Write]

127. That is really strange.

[Shananigans]

50. "Crap, all I have is my check-card"

The restaurant didn't accept cards...only check or cash. Sadly enough I *did* go out with him again because I felt bad!

[bobbobbins]

80. that could happen to anyone...i only bring my check card with me

i never carry cash or checks

[Shananigans]

115. The question wasn't whether it could have happened to anyone...

it was what was the dumbest thing you have ever heard on a date. This is the dumbest thing I have ever heard on a date.

No need to defend the guy. He was a putz anyways.

[Lydia Leftcoast]

52. Two winners, both from my grad school days

1) Remember that famous New Yorker cover of a Manhattanite's view of the United States, with everything really vague past the Hudson River? I used to think it was an exaggeration. Well, while attending grad school on the East Coast, I went out with this guy from New York City, and we were having the usual get-acquainted conversation, and he suddenly said, "I keep forgetting. Does Minnesota have a seacoast?" I mumbled something about "not in this geological era," and ever thereafter believed in the truth of the New Yorker cover.

2) A guy asked me out to see a showing of Plan Nine from Outer Space on campus. I assumed that it was going to be an evening of campy fun, but this fellow really liked that pathetic movie, not in a "this is so bad that it's good" way, but with real appreciation.

Afterwards we went out for pizza, and it was clear that he was one of that all-too-common species of grad students who was very smart in his field but utterly stupid in everything else. As we got ready to leave, he said, "Your place or mine?" I was astounded, because there was no chemistry between us, and I had been acting distinctly unenthralled with him, so I said, "You go to your place, and I'll go to mine." He said indignantly, "But I paid for your pizza!"

[liberalhistorian]

55. "Not in this

geological era", ROFL, that's a great one! He probably didn't even get it.

[redqueen]

76. "But I paid for your pizza!"

:nuke:

I would go postal, I swear I would.

[Lydia Leftcoast]

102. Yeah, I felt like reminding him that the city's red light district

was two streets over. :-)

[pantouflard]

107. Same thing happened to me once-

I said "no."

He said "but I bought you dinner!"

[liberalhistorian]

54. I went out a few years ago

with one of my boss's friends, an older gentleman who was, apparently, quite rich. Unfortunately, he didn't have a "richness" of manners because, when I ordered iced tea for my drink, he told the waitress to "bring her some wine or something real to drink, how am I going to get her panties down if she doesn't have anything to drink?"

He was absolutely serious too! I wanted to sink right down under the table and into Lake Erie (we were on the restaurant's outdoor patio built right over the lake); I think my face turned ten shades of red! Needless to say, the waitress didn't bring me a drink and he did NOT get my panties down, then or any other time!

[TexasSissy]

56. Good for you! I'm surprised you didn't walk out...

and use that quarter our mothers always told us to take with us on a date to call for a ride home!

[Left Is Write]

128. Ewww! "Gentleman" is not a word I would use to refer to that jerk.

You must have been absolutely mortified.

[readmylips]

57. ...so what did you do to cause your divorce?....

After 8 years of a horrible marriage and two kids, on my first date after two years of my divorce, the guy asked 'so what did you do to cause your divorce?'....I almost dropped dead.

On my second date, a different guy of course, I protected myself by saying that my ex had died while on duty, he was a cop. When the guy wanted more details, I said, I really want to know more about you. We had a real nice time and dated for a couple of months, until he asked me how much money I was getting from my ex' police pension. I dropped him.

[Magrittes Pipe]

58. "I love you."

How's THAT for a mood-killer? x(

[StopTheMorans]

59. .

:puke:

[prayin4rain]

69. LOL... yeah that is the flippin' worst. And you are just thinking what

in the HELL did I do to deserve this. I'll be good from now on just let me blink my eyes and end up safe in my own house, ALONE!!!

[Left Is Write]

75. Well, it could have been worse.

You could have been an 18-year-old girl on a first date with the 21-year-old friend of a friend, having a reasonably good time at dinner when he suddenly - and in all seriousness - asked you to marry him.

[redqueen]

79. Eh

She was probably just saying that to get into your pants.

[TexasSissy]

60. Here's another one. Out for friendly drinks with an old boyfriend.

It's not a "date" date. We're having friendly drinks, reminiscing about high school. And I am madly in love with someone else at the time.

First time I've seen this old boyfriend in years. He called out of the blue to have a drink.

So we're having drinks at a table somewhere, and he says - out of the blue, from nowhere - something like, "I just want to let you know that I don't want a relationship right now. I'm not seeing anyone else or anything. I'm just not ready to get real involved right now."

WTF? I'd said or done nothing to indicate that I had that in mind at all! I thought I was just going over old times with an old friend, same as I would with a female friend. And I'm actually in love with another guy at the time!

What did I say in response? Well, he'd told a story about how forward women had become...he'd been in a bar, when a girl walked up and said she wanted a wine. He said he told her, "I don't remember offering."

So that's what I responded to him, when he said he didn't want a relationship. I said, "I don't remember offering." He blushed. I was friendly but cut the evening short, after telling him that I'M involved with someone else. So there. Over-inflated ego DEflated appropriately. (pat self on back)

[JimmyJazz]

64. Him: "You have really pretty blue eyes."

Me: "thanks, but they're green."

No second date for him, I tell ya.

[prayin4rain]

71. Awww that is sad... a lot of men are color blind. :(

[bobbobbins]

82. thats why i just go with the safe...you have pretty eyes

unless shes a cyclops, it goes over smashingly

[radwriter0555]

66. "I'm sterile" ... with a downcast, puppy dog look; when I explained I

wouldn't schtup him without 'protection'. Back before AIDs of course... nice hot, horny young southern fella.

He didn't get none.

[MadHound]

67. Towards the end of the evening, she says

"I want to have four children with you!"

Run far, run fast, run screaming. Not that I have anything against kids mind you, but don't go planning my life before we've even slept together. Sad thing was she was easy on the eyes, and probably would have been fun. Oh well.

[TexasSissy]

68. "You're not fat. ...... You're just ample."

It was years ago, and in all fairness, I'd mentioned that I wanted to lose a few pounds. But "ample"? I was 5'5" and weighed 118 pounds. And doctors wonder why there's an anorexia problem with young women.

[Left Is Write]

78. 5'5" and 118 is "ample"?

Amazing.

[yardwork]

92. Maybe he didn't know what it meant. Maybe he meant it as a compliment?

[TexasSissy]

93. I think he was reassuring me that I didn't have to worry too much about

losing weight, since I'd mentioned it, that I wasn't "fat." But I think he really did mean that I was ample, to him. I took it to mean not fat, but not slim....ample.

I got even thinner several years later - 5'5" and weight about 113 pounds. I HAD weighed about 110, but went up to around 113. A date told me I was putting on weight. 113 pounds. 5'5".

I'd be delighted to see those numbers on a scale these days! But I'd have to give up too much in order for that to happen, so bye bye to 118 (and to men who think that 118 on a 5'5" frame is "ample").

[yardwork]

100. I'm the same height and used to weigh the same

I weighed 109 when I entered college, and everybody told me how "fat" I got when I weighed 118 by the end of the year. My boyfriend constantly nagged me to lose weight.

Would I love to weigh 118 again! But I'd have to eat raw vegetables and nothing more to achieve that, and for what? So I can wear tiny little outfits designed for women half my age? No thanks. I really am "ample" now and I enjoy it. Pass me that pan of brownies, will ya? ;-)

I agree with you about the unhealthy messages that our society sends. No wonder so many people have eating disorders.

[NewJeffCT]

84. I've had the opposite problem in meeting women from online

Back in the early days of the internets, before it was easy to d/l pics from your digital camera, I met several women that would describe themselves as something to the effect of "I'm 5'6" 125 with really big breasts..." and they turn out to be quite a bit different in person.

[TexasSissy]

94. Yeah, those internet thingies. You should probably add about 10

pounds to the weights people give....including the men.

But I really DID weigh 118 at that time. I remember that remark all these years later, because I was sort of stunned by it. I was ALWAYS aware of my weight, since I was obsessive about it.

[NewJeffCT]

99. oh well

I guess I blew it by being honest...and, I'm not talking about adding 10 pounds - I'm talking about adding 10 in the dress size department. I've dated a few BBWs in my time, but it's kind of disappointing that they felt the need to deceive me.

[TexasSissy]

104. Wow. What would be the pt. of being THAT dishonest?

I mean, surely they know the man is gonna catch on as soon as he sees her.

[flamingyouth]

70. "I like to catch rats and set them on fire in my burn barrel"

Yes, that was actually said to me at a fraternity formal in college. :wow:

[JimmyJazz]

72. and you didn't marry this guy??? Jeez - he sounds like

quite the catch! Plus, you would never have to be concerned with rodent infestations.

[Left Is Write]

77. Um....how long did the date last after THAT little gem?

[flamingyouth]

88. About 45 minutes

It would have been shorter, except I had to get a ride home and had to find someone who would leave early with me.

Fortunately, it wasn't a cruise where I was trapped on a boat on Lake Washington ... then I would have had to have jumped overboard and tried to swim for it. :D

[TexasSissy]

95. Oh, G_d. How horrible.

[Magrittes Pipe]

98. Damn, Fenris is WEIRD!

:P

[Left Is Write]

74. That's the opposite of the most stupid thing a date ever said to me.

I was not quite 24. I'd been dating this guy for two months. He was a well-known radio dude from the metropolitan area in which I lived, and apparently his "well-known, popular" status went to his big, enormous head.

We were having a beer at Glueck's downtown when he suddenly looked across the table at me and said, "I can't see you anymore."

Me: "Why?" (we always have to know why, of course)

Him: "I like you, and you're a nice girl and everything, but with my career I really only want to be seen with very beautiful girls."

Obviously, I wasn't good enough arm candy for him. Jerk. When I later went into the radio business myself, Mr. Big Ego took the credit, claiming to a mutual friend that he had "inspired" me.

[Worst Username Ever]

122. Tony Fly?

[Left Is Write]

129. No, different radio station.

Classic rock station in the two-digit range of the dial.

[Worst Username Ever]

136. nick josh remy

[Karenina]

133. Got a call from my "starlette" girlfriend

who'd demanded to be taken home early from her 3rd date with "Is-HE-Mr.-Right" (complete with wingtips, penie car and house on the beach) after he said,

"You know, you're very pretty and I do like you, but you don't really match my things."

[gollygee]

81. "Don't eat that or you'll get fat."

The date ended that second.

[NewJeffCT]

83. As I was making out with the woman in the parking lot

As I was making out with the woman I had recently met in the parking lot of a local restaurant, I noticed a guy watching us. I said there is a guy over there watching us, or something to that effect. Her response was, "oh, that's my husband..."

Eeek, while I have no problem with her & hubby doing what they want with their sex lives, it's not something for me. Oh well, she was a great kisser, too.

[NewJeffCT]

85. another one

"If you were a breakfast cereal, what would you be?" Huh? How does one answer that?

[TXlib]

86. So, did your mother have any children who lived?

[TexasSissy]

96. LOL LOL. That's a good one.

[NewJeffCT]

87. my biggest mistake

My biggest mistake was something I'm usually very good with - in high school, I worked in a small store with a Jewish owner, so I was always very sensitive about saying "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas" at that time of year.

However, the one time I forgot was when I had met this very intelligent, really hot young woman (I was probably 23 at the time, she was around 20 or 21 and looked like Geena Davis' prettier little sister) and I left off a good conversation with, "oh, merry christmas"... "well, thanks, but I'm Jewish"

[maveric]

90. "I dont give BJ's. I think its gross".

"Ooooookayyyy!! How about a movie?"

[TexasSissy]

97. LOL LOL! "And how gross of you to say so, chickadee!"

[ronnykmarshall]

91. Wasn't a date but ...

This guy was hitting on me at a club and ask me my age. When I told him (I was 27 at the time), he said "Oh my gawd, you're REALLY OLD".

[drumwolf]

105. out of curiosity, how old would you guess he was? n/t

[pantouflard]

110. High school, first date with a guy I met at the disco.

His way of propositioning me:

"I've slept with 252 girls . . . I really want you to be #253."



I wasn't.

[kiraboo]

113. At the end of the date, with a meaningful look into my eyes...

"I'm an attractive man, and you're an attractive woman..."
I didn't let him finish but burst out laughing. No second date.

[TexasSissy]

119. That sweet talker.

:eyes:

[PittPoliSci]

112. damn! these tickets were freakin' expensive! woah!

luckily the girl didn't dump me and we've been happy 3 months strong since that stupid blunder.

[Lydia Leftcoast]

116. Remembered another one from college

I had a stalker in my senior year, but before he became my stalker, he just plain followed me around. (I don't know where he found the time.) One day he tracked me down to the library, where I was looking at grad school catalogues. "What are you doing that for?" he asked, sitting down across from me. "You'll just be getting married anyway."

This isn't as bad as the guy one of my friends met while volunteering in a program for inner city children. He asked her out, and at the end of the first date, he seriously asked her to marry him. She was flabbergasted and protested that she hardly knew him, that she didn't know whether they had anything in common, etc.

He interrupted her with, "I don't see the problem. I'll go to work, I'll come home, you'll have dinner ready, we'll watch a little TV, and then go to bed."

Believe it or not, she turned down his offer.

[TexasSissy]

120. HA HA HA (to both of those)!

Those are too funny....well, the first is kinda creepy in that some men really DO think the only reason women go to college is to find a husband.

That marriage offer - sounds like an offer to live in hell, to me.

[Nicole]

118. Are those real?

What a dumbass!

[TexasSissy]

121. HA! (I've never been asked that, sooooo....

you must be better endowed than I am.) His question actually may have been the result of so MUCH augmentation surgery going on these days. It's rampant. In my office I'm surrounded by women with implants. I have nothing against it, mind you. But I've noticed that it has gotten SO common. Maybe some men just want to know what they are dealing with...the real thing, or otherwise.

[Nicole]

125. well I am over 40 &

well endowed so they are not as high on my chest as fake ones would be.

I asked him if he really thought I would pay for those. LOL

[NewJeffCT]

124. sheesh

You'd think guys would know not to ask that question, even if they suspected it... I mean, I certainly would want to find out for myself.

[Nicole]

126. That's what I thought too

Needless to say he never got to find out up close & personal.

[jswordy]

132. Ya, he's a dumbass...

...if he couldn't be pretty sure just by looking at them. 99 out of a 100 boob jobs just look fake, and there are very few surgeons who can make them appear natural, even underneath clothing.

[sundog]

123. Sure, I'll call

uh huh

[jswordy]

130. Lots of stuff...this is just a sample...

...of the twisted minds that are out there!

On second date: "Please don't get involved with me, I'll only hurt you and then abandon you."

"I am not a virgin, you know."

"I don't care what my Dad said, I want to get drunk!"

After she flirted heavily with every other guy in the bar, then came back to me (who had brought her there as part of the date): "It doesn't mean anything."

After very heavy petting: "You're so nice, can we just be friends?"

After we, uh, you know: "I'm getting married this weekend."

[jswordy]

131. ...oh God, I forgot my all-time favorite...

After I ran into an old girlfriend at a bar who had wanted nothing to do with anything beyond third base while we were going out, but had since gotten married, and we had a few
:toast:
beers:

"Let's go to your place, OK?"

Her husband was a private detective. I demurred.

;-)

[Hillary08]

134. Oh my, it looks like we're out of gas.

Oh really?!

[Deja Q]

135. I'd top this post... but I'll keep it to this. All I need to is to

open my mouth to say anything and they'll vanish. :D

[smirkymonkey]

137. I have gotten the same exact line, a number of times.

Needless to say, those dates were usually my last dates with that person.

[Lizzie Borden]

138. You don't look like a republican.

I considered that I compliment.

[shesemsmom]

139. Almost the first thing out of his mouth

I'm not looking for a relationship. I'm just looking for a good time. I was home in 5 minutes. I didn't need him for a GOOD TIME, I make my own

[Aristus]

140. Oops! Self-delete.