I have PMs. Ask me anything.

[Magrittes Pipe]

[Lavender Brown]

1. Are they from friends or stalkers?

[Magrittes Pipe]

2. Both!

:o

[msgadget]

3. I don't allow those here.

You librals.

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. They're under my porch.

Don't worry.

[asthmaticeog]

5. Why not just go to the bathroom instead of posting about it?

Oh, wait - sorry. My mistake.

[Magrittes Pipe]

6. You make a lot of mistakes, don't you?

3006 of them, by my count.

[XNASA]

7. Phase Modulations?

That's no good.

[Magrittes Pipe]

8. Yes.

And no.

[XNASA]

11. Perpetual Motions?

[Magrittes Pipe]

16. No.

[AlCzervik]

9. don't touch them, you don't know where they've been.

[Magrittes Pipe]

10. I got some of those finger condoms from the office-supply store.

So I can touch them safely.

[redqueen]

12. Anything interesting?

Candid pics, marriage proposals, amusing tirades...?

[Magrittes Pipe]

14. Yes:

No, no, yes.

[Wat_Tyler]

13. wHEN'S tHE sHIT gOING dOWN?

[Magrittes Pipe]

15. Soon, Scarecrow.

Soon.

[Wat_Tyler]

17. iS tHE fAT mAN gOING dOWN?

[XNASA]

18. You should know better than to ask.

Didn't you get the message? No sex threads.

[Wat_Tyler]

19. wAKE uP aND sMELL tHE cOFFEE.

tHE sTARLING fLIES aT mIDNIGHT, tHEN tHE fAT lADY sENDS tHE fAT mAN dOWN.

[Magrittes Pipe]

20. Who are you calling fat?

:grr:

[Wat_Tyler]

21. i oNLY kNOW oF oNE pART oF yOU tHAT'S fAT, bABY.

yOU dO hAVE aN eNGORGED sPLEEN.

[Magrittes Pipe]

22. Liar!

Have at thee, scoundrel! :o

[Wat_Tyler]

24. yOU aIN'T gONNA dUEL wITH tHAT sPLEEN, bABY.

[Magrittes Pipe]

26. I think I'm going to steal your drugs.

[Wat_Tyler]

29. yOU cAN'T.

tHE cROCODILES wILL sTOP yOU.

[RandomKoolzip]

23. How come a woman will viciously attack a man for suggesting that

a change in her behavior is attributable to PMS, but after the PMS is over, and she's returned to normal, she can say, "Oh, I'm sorry for acting like a psychotic loon, I was having PMS."

Sorry, I forgot to be funny.

[redqueen]

25. Easy

We're all a little bit insane.

It balances out with men's stupidity quite nicely, I think.

[Magrittes Pipe]

27. You often do that.

[RandomKoolzip]

28. Bullshit. I've never accused you of having PMS.

And how long have we been married?

[Magrittes Pipe]

30. Who cares?