Coffee and doughnuts for chat-starved Grotto-dwellers!

[Aristus]

:donut:

This morning, the darkest, most flavorful French Roast imaginable. If you call it 'Freedom Roast', you'll get a boot in your ass!

Pink-glazed cake doughnuts with rainbow sprinkles. Yum!

How is everyone on the day Rush got flushed?

[VelmaD]

1. Hee...pink with sprinkles...

you know just how to treat your favorite girl. *smooch*

I am jubilant over the Rush thing.

BTW, I'm feeling much better today. :-) My co-workers decorated my cubicle at work for my birthday while I was out sick. There are ribbons and streamers and balloons. It's very festive. Plus we had cheesecake yesterday. Mmm...*drool*

How the hell are ya?

[Aristus]

3. Fine as wine.

Even better, knowing you're feeling better, and the people at work appreciate you. I tell you, Vel, every day has it's rollercoaster ups and downs. Just the other day, it looked like the California recall was going to be defeated, now someone somewhere is grinding a 'Governor Schwarzenegger' desk nameplate. Then today, Rush Limpdick got his fat can canned! Yay!

[VelmaD]

8. It's a world gone mad

This has been such a weird week. Plame, the DU Rules thing, now all this crap with Rush. It's almost too much to process all at once. But it's certainly been fun.

Tell ya what...gimme a donut and we'll cuddle up under a blankie and giggle madly at the world.

[StaggerLee]

2. I hear he was a "sinker" and not a "floater"

True?

Thanks Aristus!

[Aristus]

4. Well, wherever he hung out in the toilet bowl,

someone should have given us a courtesy flush years ago!

Have some coffee, StaggerLee. :donut:

[felonious thunk]

5. Good

Sippin' on some joe
Watching what's been going on
Dig this fine day, man

felonious thunk

[Aristus]

6. Glad to hear it, felonious.

Good coffee, idn't it? :-)

[felonious thunk]

7. Oh yeah

It runs down my throat
Warming up my very soul
And doughnuts to boot!

felonious thunk

[VelmaD]

9. I love haiku...

you rock dude!

DV

[Aristus]

10. How's this?

Velma, Grotto girl
Eating her rainbow sprinkles
As repubs cry "Rush!"

:-)

[felonious thunk]

11. Ah!

Thanks for the kind words
Now let us enjoy a toast
To you, VelmaD!

felonious thunk

[Aristus]

12. Or this?

The girl whom I spanked
To orgasmic German speech
Now eats my doughnuts

[VelmaD]

14. You are gonna...

spoil me rotten. I luv it. :-)

But do you have to keep reminding me of the good old days of paddles and German screaming. Meanie. :P

[VelmaD]

13. How fun!

I'm getting personalized haikus.

:toast:

Welcome to the Grotto felonious

[felonious thunk]

15. Thanks!

The pleasure is mine
The Grotto feels like home now
Is that one a glazed?

felonious thunk

[VelmaD]

17. my turn

Of course it's a glazed
Aristus takes care of things
He's such a good boy. :-)

[felonious thunk]

21. Splendid

And it sure is good
What's with this German music?
It's Oktoberfest?!?

felonious thunk

[VelmaD]

31. No Oktoberfest quite yet

I know, I'm a freak.
I find German sexy, plus
I like to polka.

[Kellanved]

40. But of course it's Oktoberfest time

Almost over BTW.
I can't stand Bavarian folklore (it is Germany's Texas), so I'll be happy when the season is over.

[Aristus]

16. *Humphrey Bogart voice*

"We'll alwaysh have the Grotto, shweetheart!"

Ah, memories! ;-)

[VelmaD]

18. That was quite possibly...

the worst Bogart impersonation ever. :-)

At least you didn't say "Here's paddlin' you kid." *snort*

[Aristus]

19. That's okay. Bogart is not my specialty.

I do a killer Dustin Hoffman and Jack Nicholson, though. B-)

[VelmaD]

20. I can only do...

Ross Perot and Mindy from Animaniacs.

[Aristus]

22. Wull, y'know

'At rilly jacks m'jaws! Ah doan thank it's good for m'platfo-urm 'n' I doan thank it's good for m'profit margin. Do the words 'Screw you, Ah got mine" mean anythin' ta you? Thank about it!

That's MY Ross Perot! :D

[VelmaD]

27. *spew*

That was too funny. I just got water all over my desk. Warn a girl next time. :-)

I'm serious though. I do a very good Ross Perot. I'm from the same part of Texas. Someday, if you are a very good boy, I'll send you a sound file or something. :-)

[GOPisEvil]

23. Got any cold spring water around?

Too late in the day for coffee. What dessert goes with Thai food? I ate lunch at a Thai buffet today <urp! 'scuse me!>.

[ZenLefty]

24. I got some rocky mountain spring water for you

We know it's your favorite beverage. :-9

[ZenLefty]

26. Oooo, an illegal code!

All I wanted to do was post a pic of COORS LITE, GOPisEVIL's drink of choice.

Well, upon reflection, that pic should be illegal. :o

[GOPisEvil]

28. I have this strange desire to drink a Coors Light now...

...normally I can't stand that swill, but strangely, I want one now. Hmmmm

[ZenLefty]

30. If I could write malicious code to make people do that...

...oh, man. Global domination in 7 days. The virus to end all viruses! All shall be a slave to ZenLefty and have Coors Lite forced upon them! All shall love me and despair!*

*This last bit I stole from Lord of the Rings. Sorry, I'm just not good at this evil overlord stuff, and I'm going to have to copy ideas for a while.

[GOPisEvil]

32. I don't mind the slave to ZenLefty part. That could be fun.

But Coors Light? That's just evil...

Oooooh...meeting time - joy, joy, joy!

[ZenLefty]

34. No meetings while I'm overlord

That coors lite thing is pretty evil, though. Perhaps I can subjugate the masses by threatening to force coors lite on them. People will have the freedom to decide: obey me, or drink coors.

I'll use the freepers as guinea pigs to see if this plan works. Come to think of it, they are a lot like guinea pigs. :think:

[GOPisEvil]

36. Good plan! Maybe those who schedule meetings will have to have Coors!

Your evil plot thickens!

[Aristus]

25. Got some Perrier avec Citron for ya, GOPisEvil!

Nothing but the best for the Grotto dwellers!

[GOPisEvil]

29. Thank you! Right before a quickie meeting, too!

Good timing!

[VelmaD]

33. *snort*...

Dude, you're having a "quickie" at work.

Congrats. :toast:

[GOPisEvil]

35. Too bad it was with a group of guys.

x(

Quickie over - and yes, it was good for me. I get no additional duties as a result! :D

[VelmaD]

37. Well, it may not be your thing...

but I'm all up for a quickie with a group of guys. Let's swap jobs. :-)

[GOPisEvil]

38. Heehee...you can HAVE this job!

*grumble* I hate writing training manuals *grumble*

[VelmaD]

39. blech...

doesn't sound like it's any more fun than reviewing our health services manual...work sucks. x(

[GOPisEvil]

41. Well, I do other stuff too - all equally boring and mind-numbing...

...but in the Shrub-conomy, at least I get the bills paid.

Work does suck though. I need to investigate work that does not suck, yet pays a living wage. It must be out there.