I met a terrifying woman. She would not say her name.

[WilliamPitt]

I asked and asked to no avail.

Finally a man whispered to me, "Steer clear. She'll take your heart and eat it before your eyes."

Who is she?" I asked.

"The White Widow."

:smoke:

[Nlighten1]

1. Ummm

dabbling with the Angel's Trumpet this morning?

[underpants]

2. I'll give you $5 if you kick her a**

GO ahead what is ya chicken.

I would be.

[hlthe2b]

3. A little bit jet-lagged, Will?

:crazy:

How's your trip going? (besides the terrifying lady)

[LeftCoast]

4. Didya meet her in an Amsterdam "coffee bar"??

:)

[maggrwaggr]

5. so naturally you're very attracted to her, right?

(sigh) I used to be the same way.

Then one day I realized my heart was missing.

[realFedUp]

6. Will, are you hanging out in the Red Light district in Amsterdam?

Just window shopping eh....:evilgrin:

[MaineDem]

7. Was she sitting in her window?

And this is only your first day. :)

[felonious thunk]

8. OOPS!

[felonious thunk]

9. The White Widow

She swoops right by me
Causing a stir in the air
Ah! The White Widow

felonious thunk

[THUNDER HANDS]

10. Ack, Beware of Sauramon's evil Uruk-hi warriors

Oh wait, that's the White Wizard....

[Zuni]

11. That's Europeans for you

They are...different.

Where in europe are you now?

[VelmaD]

12. Sounds to me...

like you're having a good time. Are you being a bad boy? ;-) (If so, I reiterate my request that you take lots of pictures.) :evilgrin:

[ArmchairActivist]

13. I've seen pictures of the White Widow...

... though I can't say I've made her acquaintance in person. One thing I do know is that she'll make you forget your OWN name, as well as anything else bouncing around your short-term memory...

-AA

[Bossy Monkey]

14. Don't you remember your Billy Idol? "It's a nice day for a White Widow"

Oh, it didn't go like that? Oh well

[SiobhanClancy]

15. I met her at a place called the Greenhouse Tolstraat...

Even women are not immune to her awesome wiles.

[Susang]

16. Oh, you naughty boy!

:evilgrin:

[RogueTrooper]

17. You still in Amsterdam Will?

You should stay out of this coffee shops ;-)

[SOteric]

18. Did she offer to "play 'Misty' for ya..?"

[cosmicdot]

19. was it Lucianne Goldberg?

[Zuni]

23. she is a real sleaze bag

check out the forum at Lucianne.com---it is even more extreme than Free Republic.

[Gato Moteado]

20. i am envious!

i wish i were there. i wouldn't mind talking to her.

[Tyler Durden]

21. I have shared an evening with the "Widow"

OMFG. If Bush made her legal, I'd give up politics.

I hate you, Will.

[WilliamPitt]

26. Sorry, Tyler

:)

(not really sorry)

[GOPisEvil]

22. Sampling the local flavor, eh?

:D

[qwertyMike]

24. Does she have a sister?

[qwertyMike]

25. I married 3 of them

and i only have one heart . . .

Well I HAD a heart
somewhere

[HEyHEY]

27. So the acid in Europe is good I guess it's safe to say

[short bus president]

28. I met a strange lady,

she made me nervous. She took me in and gave me breakfast.

;-)