Hilarious email.

[Taxloss]

Mrs Taxloss has PMT, and so does her best friend. Her friend emailed her thus, and Mrs T shared it with me. It made me laugh, so I shall share it (edited for profanity):

"Do you know what I think it's some form of Al Quaeda plot to undermine the stability of the country by putting all women on their periods at the same time, thus effectively crippling half the population. They'll have to be sure they've got the timing exactly right though, or they'll turn up expecting last-day-before-period cramps and weeping and instead they'll get an insane army of harpies flying at them brandishing Hoovers and saucepans, shouting 'GET THOSE F***ING TEA-TOWELS OFF YOUR HEADS AND DO THE DRYING, YOU LAZY USELESS UNGRATEFUL UNCARING BASTARDS, BOO HOO HOO NOBODY LOVES ME. C***S!!!'"

This is the same friend that produced the great line: "Straight-acting gay men are manageable, but gay-acting straight men are unbearable."

Anyway, I thought it was funny, as did Mrs Taxloss.

[Bullwinkle925]

1. ROFLMAO!!