CAPTION the overrated media darling of social concerns

[underpants]

[rucky]

1. Just a little sandpaper...

...and the cold sores VANISH!

Drink Snapple!

[ewagner]

2. oohhhh, The Colors, the colors! n/t

[LearnedHand]

3. Okay, Underpants, I'm stupid and uninformed...

...but who the HELL is this?

[underpants]

4. Rush Limbaugh

check LBN

[LearnedHand]

5. Oh, I know.

Been following the news. I guess I've just never seen him except maybe a photo on a book jacket. <sigh> That's what happens when you DON'T have cable TV...

[LearnedHand]

6. Oooh, I see colors!

Oxy's kickin' in right about NOW!

On edit: Dammit. Sorry for the dupe subject line!

[fob]

7. I cnnt bellfff i got 100 oxcycontnn in my moufff!

nt

[Peachhead22]

8. Singing to himself:

"there is no pain, you are receding.
a distant ship’s smoke on the horizon.
you are only coming through in waves.
your lips move but I can’t hear what you’re sayin’.
when I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse,
out of the corner of my eye.
I turned to look but it was gone.
I cannot put my finger on it now.
the child is grown, the dream is gone.
I have become comfortably numb"

[Boudicea]

19. I refuse to believe that creep's ever listened to Floyd ...

but I get your point! :)

[Peachhead22]

9. Thinking to himself:

"I'm so buzzed I think I just s**t myself. Who am I gonna blame this one on?"

[skip fox]

10. Rut is saying: " . . . and to warm up the ol' vocal cords, I gargle with

mouse balls, then I mash them between my teeth and spit the bloody stew in a long arc like this . . .(he spits a loathsome load of goo without splashing his tie) . . . so it's good for the cheeks, and the lips, and the breath all at once. Some people find that disgusting, but if a black guy did it, why . . . (blah, blah, blah)."

[kmla]

11. "Hmmmm. Looks like I picked the wrong week...

... to give up Oxycontin." (Done in best Lloyd Bridges voice).

:nopity:

[underpants]

12. Ladies and gentlemen the self proclaimed "Smartest man in America"

:bounce:

[underpants]

13. Rush just realized that he is indeed full of s**t

About to explode.

[Bossy Monkey]

14. "Painkillers on loan from God..."

[cosmicdot]

15. Limpballs: it's the LIEberals, feminazis and Osama types ...

... they made me do it ... think about it folks ... who do you think sells this stuff and makes life in America stressful and miserable ... I'm the victim here ... Bill Clinton ... Hillary ... Al Gore ... did I mention Hillary? ... Barbra Streisand ... Jane Fonda ... the Baldwin boys ... take your guns away ... would you like to watch me tap dance some ... folks I have a subscription for OxyContin ... from a bona fide doctor ... at least, he said he could 'cover me' for the opium derivative ... and, if you have been prescribed OxyContin, one may be entitled to compensation ... American dollars, folks ... money the DemoRats want to tax and take from us ... it's for back pain and not the heroin-like rush which is released when pills are crushed or chewed ... did I mention Hillary Klintoon? ...



http://www.oxycontin-addiction-help.com/

[underpants]

17. .

"think about it folks" That is classic Rush. Funny thing is they (his listeners) don't have to he usually follows this line with what they are supposed to think.

[cosmicdot]

20. can't believe I typed subscription for prescription

wish there wasn't an edit time limit
:(

[cosmicdot]

16. Sir, the question is: how long have your had your lips planted on ...

((to be completed by reader))

[skip fox]

18. Daylight bards of captions now depart

Leaving treasures of their chosen art
Strewn cross the path of those who follow
That they might caption, thus, until sweet marrow.

:kick:

[myomy]

21. The face of ÒHateÓ who needs someone to help him pick a tie.

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[Fenris]

22. Tie courtesy of the Carlos Santana collection

:D