I'm Eric Clapton, ask me anything.

[St. Jarvitude]

Is this a copycat thread (Eric Cartman), or am I being serious?

Don't ask that question, I already did.

[KitchenWitch]

1. Why did you and Sheryl Crow break up?

[St. Jarvitude]

2. I gave her gonorrhea

I didn't hear the end of it - she was squaking at me like a bird.

[mr_hat]

6. "Heard you got an infection, from a

guitar player of great renown...

Wait 'til the shit hits the fan."

-Little Feat, "The Fan." (In 11/8 time, btw.)

[Lenape85]

7. Go back to your igloo, you fucking hippie

[St. Jarvitude]

10. DOES NOT COMPUTE

ERROR ERROR IN SECTOR 4 OF CLAPTRON 4000!

IGLOO NOT IN CONTEXT "HIPPIE"

[Lenape85]

11. You haven't had talent for a long time BEEFCAKE BEEFCAKE

[mr_hat]

3. WTF were you thinking, wasting your time with that SG?

[St. Jarvitude]

5. SG? Supergroup?

You mean Cream?

[mr_hat]

12. Gibson SG. Wanker's axe extra-ordinaire.

[driver8]

18. The SG a "wanker's axe"? Please explain... n/t

[mr_hat]

23. Certainly.

[driver8]

25. Now that's funny! n/t

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. Dude, why don't you just hang it up?

Your talent died like 25 years ago. Go home, already.

[St. Jarvitude]

8. That's the nicest thing I've ever heard!

I had talent? Wow... :loveya:

[Bake]

14. OK. You're going to hell for that one.

Sorry, I don't make the rules.

Bake

[Rabrrrrrr]

17. Okay, fine. Let me edit it:

"Your talent died like THIRTY-FIVE years ago".

[tuvor]

9. When will you do something exciting again?

It's been all downhill since the first incarnation of Layla.

And "Lay Down Sally"? Well, let's just say you're lucky I like anything of yours, since that was the first Clapton tune I'd ever heard. Over and over and over again.

[catzies]

13. Ok, so what did you and George see in Patti?

I've always wanted to know.

[Bake]

15. Don't take his name in vain ...

Too late. I guess you're going to hell too.

I don't make the rules.

Bake

[AVID]

16. WHY?

[St. Jarvitude]

22. Paul McCartney bashed me over the head with a hammer

I don't remember it happening, but it's what all my friends tell me.

At least I think so... :think:

[Bat Boy]

19. What will it take to get you to stop?

Seriously. I think I can arrange almost anything.

[maveric]

20. Did you pay any of the old bluesmasters royalties from the stolen licks?

Did Jimmy Page?

[Spider Jerusalem]

21. Why'd you get off the smack?

Worst decision you ever made, judging from what it did to your music.

[Joe Power]

24. Are you really God?