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He only drinks to steady himself. In fact, sometimes he gets so steady he can't move.
He should quit his day job -- it interferes with his drinking.
If there's a nip in the air, he even tries to drink that.
He believes in a balanced diet -- a beer in each hand.
Recently he fell down the stairs with a full quart of whiskey and didn't spill a drop -- he kept his mouth closed.
When he donates blood to the Red Cross, there's so much alcohol in it, they use it to sterilize the instruments.
On his last birthday, with just one breath, he lit all the candles on his birthday cake.
It only takes one drink to make him drunk, but he's not sure whether it's the ninth or the tenth.
When he returns from lunch, he's so loaded they make him use the freight elevator.
He's such a drunk, he's been nominated for the Alcohol of Fame.
The only exercise he ever gets is hiccuping.
The way liquor makes him fly, bartenders are asking him to land some other place.
Do you have some other facts about Bush and his drinking problem ?
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