~{DzSPH}8vT8M{!#K{CGJGJ2C4~}?

[Lenape85]

~{T8M{N*J@=g:MF=~}
~{NRT8M{N*8|<SIg;a5D<<D\~~}
~~{~{NRT8M{NRN4N4M(9}IzNo~}

[NYC]

1. Bon soir.

Well, it's the only alphabet I have.

[alittlelark]

2. Wow, am I bombed, or is this post wacko?

PS- pretty sure I'm not bombed.

[Lenape85]

5. Switch your font to Chinese, simplified

[NYC]

8. That is not Chinese.

[Lenape85]

12. Go to Babelfish (Chinese Simplified to English)

http://babelfish.altavista.com/tr

[Spider Jerusalem]

13. That doesn't help much.

"The desire I the desire I the desire I has not passed the biology for the world peace for even more society's skill"

You wish humans were more evolved?

On edit: Traditional Chinese to English gives this...

The desire □world peace I the desire □even more society □skill I the desire I have not passed □the biology

And Japanese to English: 愿gazing/hoping? Worldwide peace our 愿gazing/hoping? 更 adding social technical skill our 愿gazing/hoping our not yet not yet? Living thing

[NYC]

18. Babelfish screwed up.

There are a few systems of "romanization" (a way of writing Chinese phonetically with the English alphabet). Babelfish seems to have missed them all.

An example of Yale romanization:

Ni hau ma? (without intonation indications because I can't type them)

That is the pronunciation of "how are you".

[NYC]

19. I think you forgot to download Chinese characters.

I have it on my computer.

怎么样您 That was simplified.

Try again.

[MADem]

3. You don't say!!!! n/t

[barb162]

4. what in hell language is that

[Lenape85]

6. Chinese

[NYC]

That is definitely not Chinese.

[barb162]

7. okay, what are the numbers doing there, translation please

[elperromagico]

9. That's just your opinion.

[Spider Jerusalem]

10. Ou sont les neiges d'antan?

[pnorman]

11. ¤³¤ì¤âÁ´¡¹Ê¬¤é¤Ê¤¤¡ª¡ª

pnorman

[jdots]

14. translation= " take me to your leader "

on second thought,if thats the leader,we can make it to the Andromeda Galaxy in 14 flebtons if we don't stop for lunch.

[Lenape85]

17. ~{Dz0QNR4x6TDz5DAl5

~{>-9}VXPB?<BG~}, ~{Hg9{DGJGAl5<~}, ~{NRCGD\J9K|6T5$=WNR5$PGO5TZJ.KD0Q~}fu ~{APRAH]FwG/WS@o3*8hHg9{NRCG2;M#V9N*Ng2M!#~}

[imenja]

15. Must be some wild drugs

[Lenape85]

16. ~{1XPkJGR;P)?q7E5DR)No~}