I am Ling Ling, ask me anything

[Lenape85]

[maveric]

1. Do you prefer San Diego to Bejing?

Is the food better there?

[Lenape85]

4. No, the house is in LA, thank you very much

[autorank]

2. I am Ling

Does that mean that if we get married and you keep your last name, your full name will be Ling Ling Ling Answer the fucking phone Ling!

[Lenape85]

9. ~{2;~}, ~{NR4SN4SkDz~}, ~{8/@C5DVmP0D'=a;i~}

[autorank]

19. Hey, I said get the fucking phone, not get a phony algorithm

[Lenape85]

20. stop

[orleans]

3. rewewwooowayouha weraeyouhhaa

(panda talk--ling ling will know what i said)

[Lenape85]

5. Thank you, Spanky san

[elperromagico]

6. Do you want honor in hat form?

[Lenape85]

7. ÊÇ, ÎÒÏëÒªÈÙÓþÒÔñ×ÓÐÎʽ

[jdots]

8. Ling Ling why do humans do the things they do ?

how is Bing Bing doing after that 7-11 chunky pork burrito she ate on monday ? We warned her to stick with the leaves,but she has to try everything.

[Lenape85]

11. ~{NRSPPTSkM79G~}

[Az]

10. When are you going to do the dishes?

And whats with your tail not connecting to your body?

[Lenape85]

14. ~{2;~}, ~{DzWvEL~}

~{NR5DN20M2;1;A,=SRrN*NRJG4S7dI3=WJ@=g~}

[drhilarius]

12. Hey, Ling Ling, do you think Santa Claus likes you...

Because he doesn't (now produce some psychedelic sad juice, damn it, daddy needs his fix!).

[Lenape85]

15. ~{2;~}, ~{S^1?5DC@9z:#Qs9m;j~}

[Biased Liberal Media]

13. Who is Ling Ling?

[Az]

16. This is Ling Ling

[Lenape85]

18. ~{NR?4Fp@47JEVTZDGUEO`F,~}

[Biased Liberal Media]

21. Pikachu's cousin??

[Az]

22. Sort of

From the show Drawn Together. Its a parody of reality shows and animation. Ling Ling is a parody of Pikachu. Its an asian speaking (hence the @!vvdvDFD$$#$) murderous rodent that lives to fight and battle (only not as nice as Pickachu). No one understands his speech and don't really seem to get that it is a house guest like the rest of them. Ling Ling is constantly stuck doing the dishes and others chores around the house.

[Biased Liberal Media]

24. Ahh, I haven't seen that show yet.

[Lenape85]

27. dupe

[Lenape85]

23. ²», ÁêÁê, ´Óϲ¾çÖÐÑëչʾ Drawn Together

[Lenape85]

17. ~{Dz2;V*5@K-AjAjJG~}, ~{NR5DFPHx~}?!

[SKKY]

25. Will you get disappointed so I can lick you?

[Lenape85]

26. ~{AjK5AjH}4N=SJ\LtU=~}

[Az]

28. Konichi #ffDE**FDd9(#

[Lenape85]

29. ~{JG~}, ~{W6Le3TDzJ2C4~}

[Az]

30. Nihungo des ka?

[Lenape85]

31. ~{NR2;=2HUSo~}, ~{NR=2VPND~}

[Seabiscuit]

32. How is Bling Bling?

[ET Awful]

33. Are you one of those "four Chinese nationals" that was "smuggled"

over the border?

[BikeWriter]

34. Hey, have fun, and don't take any wooden bamboo. n/t