Most satisfying BREAKING NEWS wish

[AVID]

I'll start:

SATANIC WORSHIP ROOM FOUND IN BUSH BEDROOM -

In other news, Ashley Simpson discovered to be mute - an entire sham

[Connie_Corleone]

1. Breaking News: Bush Sex Scandal!

Impeachment hearing to begin immediately.

[pbartch]

9. Bush has 2 other wives and one husband

he is a BIGAMIST

He gets impeached of course.....Cheney had an attack when he heard the news.

[Liberalynn]

18. Jesus

finally came back today and announced the entire world will be let back into the kingdom of heaven except right wing Christians, as they completely misinterpreted virtually everything he had to say.

[Maraya1969]

2. BUSH CAUGHT WEARING LADIES PANTIES

[BurgherHoldtheLies]

3. Evolution proven...no longer just a theory

In other headlines, W and Pickles are set to depart the WH under the worst Presidential scandal in our nation's history.

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

4. Everyone in the Bush Administration will be put on trial and found guilty

All US Troops will be heading home from Iraq and Afghanistan .

[Ganja Ninja]

5. Here's mine.

"Local man wakes up from 4 year coma and is invited to the second Gore inauguration."

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

6. Good one .

[Maraya1969]

7. SEMEN FOUND ON BUSH'S LAPEL

DNA LINKS TO RUMSFELD............

[maveric]

8. "Andrew Card finds Jesus and tells the WHOLE truth about bu$hco"

It may take something like that to bring these nazis down.

[johnnie]

10. Bush and Cheney found in compromising postion...

...in the Oval office. Cigars were reportedly being used.

[Arkana]

11. JENNA BUSH: I'M CARRYING MY DADDY'S BABY!

That would make me laugh harder than anything.

[johnnie]

12. Except her parents would make her get an abortion

Just like daddy did a while back. It's just the "little" people who aren't supposed to get them.

[Liberalynn]

14. God is Really The Goddess

she's back and ready to tell the right winged rednecks to bugger off.

[pbartch]

16. "Jenna AND Barbara Bush: We are carrying our Daddy's baby!!"

And we are sooooooooooooo proud!!!

[Beer Snob-50]

13. Ann Coulture found on her knees in oval office

Yes, she(?) has a penis!

[Orsino]

15. "American Citizens Finally Aware of the Blindingly Obvious"

Washington, D.C. -- American citizens today realized that their support of racial corporatists has been responsible for every major problem plaguing the nation and the world. When reached for comment, a spokesperson said, "Uh, we just now realized that corporate interests don't usually intersect with ours, and that we've been major enablers. Big time. Sorry. Our bad."

[GOPBasher]

17. Bush caught saying, "I hate non-Christians. Why can't they leave?" nt