The "May We Have the Envelope, Please" CAPTION

[Crankie Avalon]

"F, F, F, C, D, F...I can see why you'd want me to forge your
mommy's signature, here, Bushie."

[Mabus]

1. "Oh. Here's Neil's invitation."

"oopsy."

[Richardo]

11. *snarf*

Hilarious, Mabus :D

[livinginphotographs]

12. It was Clinton's fault.

[livetohike]

2. George, we'll have to split the bill

with Dick and Lynn. Go ahead, you ask Lynn.

[Left Is Write]

3. "Oh! This confirms my reservation at the clinic in Stepford."

[Maraya1969]

4. Our check from the Saudis is in..................

[Arkana]

5. "Oh, look...it's a "Happy Inauguration" card from Osama! How nice."

[jswordy]

6. Tsk! You'd think Halliburton could give us more than $10 million! n/t

[Nostradammit]

7. Hmmm. According to this, it says we're in the Kerry's seats.

How about that...

[pbartch]

8. Very Gooooooooooooooooooood!!

What a good caption!!

[Nostradammit]

10. Thanks

:toast:

[Kota]

9. Good one.

[WritersBlock]

13. Amen! n/t

[BringEmOn]

14. "It's from my plastic surgeon...the plastic in my face has been recalled."