Wow! I spent most of my day posting in GD! Help - can I come back now???

[JimmyJazz]

Please. Did you miss me? I admit that I never got flamed, but I haven't spent that much time in GD in AGES. Hey, Bouncy -- get off my chaise - you KNOW that's my seat....dammit, I leave for 2 minutes and bouncy takes my seat...Rev Acts, you were supposed to be SAVING my seat for me. :P

[Longgrain]

1. Yes...you have been missed...

:hi:

[JimmyJazz]

7. Oh, you --- thanks. You know I lurve you more than my luggage.

[Longgrain]

9. And I love you for letting me hang with you...

A DU geek like me need all the friends he can get...

[progmom]

32. Beeeotch!

I thought I was the one you loved more than your luggage.

You've got some 'splaining to do!!

[JimmyJazz]

36. But...But...Lucy -- you know I lurve you best! Really. I was just

being nice. Do you forgive me? Pleeze? 'cause I can't smile without you....I can't laugh and I can't sing...I can't seem to do anything... :P

[progmom]

42. Ok. You're forgiven.

Cuz you kno...
I feel sad when you're sad.
I feel glad when you're glad.
If you only knew what I'm going through...

Ach. Did you know that was my favorite song in first grade?

[JimmyJazz]

45. Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl

With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there
She would merengue and do the cha-cha...

Sorry - the hour is late and I'm easy...No, wait... I'm cheap....No, that's not right either...I'm cheap and easy. :P

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

2. Yeah, but first go wash with alcohol... we don't want any of

THAT over here.

[JimmyJazz]

12. *sniff* *sniff* -- my armpits are still fresh smelling -- Yours, not so

fresh --- go shower wouldya and get back to me.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

20. But that is good, honest working sweat from the good ol' lounge

not that nasty chemical crap from GD!

But, as per your request, I am now showered, dried and ready for action!

[JimmyJazz]

24. and you wanna do what????

Oh wait -- nevermind -- no sex threads allowed :P

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

48. now, now

get your mind out of the same gutter in which I wallow.

[yardwork]

3. You spent all day in GD and didn't get flamed once?

You must have done a lousy job. :P

[JimmyJazz]

8. I tried. I really, really tried.

:cry: I am a failure -- a lowly lounge lizard :P Dammit.

[yardwork]

29. You're just too nice for GD. Stay here where you are safe!

[JimmyJazz]

47. I am not nice. I am not nice. Really. I have an acidic personality....

trust me...But thank you for making me feel safe :hug: Hold me close, please.

[yardwork]

49. Well ok, but Skinner said we're not allowed to do that in the Lounge.....

[JimmyJazz]

50. Meet me behind the bleachers -- no one will know -- trust me

:evilgrin:

[Texasgal]

4. Trust me JJ

We MISSED you!

Get out of GD... it can cause health issues! :P

[JimmyJazz]

14. Naw - it wasn't so bad - they are nice people. They are just extremely

passionate about their politics -- and who can blame them. I don't want to slam fellow Duers when there are so many others I would rather slam -- My post was only a joke because I hadn't posted anything political in AGES....

[Liberal Veteran]

5. We all make raids into GD territory on occassion.

All is forgiven.

[JimmyJazz]

11. It was fun. Sometimes the lizards have to let the others know

that we actually are here for our political beliefs and not just for some witty BigMcLargeHuge thread locks :7

[Az]

6. All your posts in GD weren't worth lining a bird cage with

Just some flames from GD. Didn't want you to feel left out. :D

[JimmyJazz]

10. HEY YOU -- LOL - they were really just reports on what I saw on

CSpan to the people in the cube farms, but DAMMIT, I was there. That's more than I can say for you :P

[Left Is Write]

13. Oh, come sit by me.

[JimmyJazz]

15. Hey Sis - How are you doing? You had me worried there,

:hug:

[Left Is Write]

17. I'm really not myself today at all.

I didn't think I could feel worse than I did on Novmember 3, but I do.

My husband and I were invited to a dinner tonight - work related - that we declined to attend. I told D I had no desire to sit around making nicey-nice with a bunch of Bush-supporting Republicans. Fortunately, neither did he.

I wish I could pull out of this funk.

[JimmyJazz]

22. Please take some solace in the fact the the protesters equaled or even

outnumbered the lemmings. PM me if you need to talk. :hug:

[Bertha Venation]

16. You can come back if you can stand a little CAT fight in the lounge...

me-YOW! :hi:

[JimmyJazz]

19. YOU ARE ON - Bertha - and bring Mrs. Bertha, too - and bring on

bouncy ball and her cage - I am READY for all of you:

[Bertha Venation]

27. What a beauty!

One of yours?

[JimmyJazz]

34. Oh not a chance -- I think cats are cute as all get out, but I am soooo

allergic as are my daughters. I just pulled that pic from google images. She/he is cute though. Unfortunately, I can only admire them from afar. :(

[Bertha Venation]

40. Bummer.

Oh, well.

Enjoy the evening. I have to go to bed. :hi:

[JimmyJazz]

41. G'night to you and to Mrs. Venation - I love you both....

:hug:s and :*es

[Bertha Venation]

55. hey, D.

:hug: back

[progmom]

44. hey - me too

I feel so left out with all these cat threads.


:cry:

[6th Borough]

18. GD is a spooky, scary, heathen place...

Thank god you're back. I would be loath to perform a rescue mission in there.

But I would...if it was...THE ONLY HOPE.

sorry, bit too much of the Queen's Scotch today...Black Label of course.

[JimmyJazz]

21. 'tis okay. It's nice to be welcomed back into the fold....now if only

MrScorpio were here to open the bar....Dammit, bouncy ball -- get the eff off of my chaise lounge:



Miss Kitty: thanks for getting rid of bouncy ball - everyone knows that's my seat!

[Aristus]

23. What happened over there, JimmyJazz?

I posted a reply to a thread asking who we thought the most tragic American figure was. I went looking for replies to my replies, but I think the thread got deleted. Any idea how come? :shrug:

[JimmyJazz]

25. Erm - that was a lounge post, you LIZARD! It's still alive --

and, yes -- elvis was a tragic figure.

Note to Aristus: there are other forums here. :P Some even talk about politics :silly:

[Aristus]

28. Okay, I'm an idiot!

:dunce:

Does this mean I'm Presidential material??? :7



Probably not. Normally, I'm pretty smart. And I'm a war veteran. White House poison.

[JimmyJazz]

31. Screw it - you said I was cute. All is forgiven. And thanks for your

service. :hug: Now back to our regularly scheduled lounge programming: I think BB and Skittles are ready for a cage match smackdown!!!!

[RevolutionaryActs]

26. How can I stop Bouncy from doing as she likes?

She'll kick me ass! :P

Good to have you back! :hug:

[JimmyJazz]

30. that is true - she has been preparing for cage matches -- then again,

I just sent Skittles a huge check to cover my back...mmmmmh - that would be an interesting match: Skittles v. BB???? My money's on Skittles - literally.

[RevolutionaryActs]

33. I bet I know some men in the lounge who would LOVE to see that....

the perves.

:evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

35. what's a perves - do you pronouce that PERV-EES or PERVEECE?

just wanting to know -- for future reference.

[RevolutionaryActs]

37. HAHA I say 'perv' which is short for 'pervert' and

I added the E because... well, it was a typo. :P

[Aristus]

38. Now is this cage match for the Unified Belt, or just an amateur

throw-down?

Enquiring minds.......... :-)

[JimmyJazz]

39. It's a LOUNGE smackdown match -- that makes is automatically

a WORLD UNIVERSAL GALACTIC SUPERNOVA EXTRAVAGANZA - - Any other stupid questions you wanna ask :P

[Aristus]

43. Yeah, two.

What have you been smoking?

And

Where can I score some? :smoke: B-)

[JimmyJazz]

46. Ah - I wish. Unfortunately, I was unable to connect with my

erm...connection??? I dunno where you can score some -- where is short bus when you need a good buzz???? :shrug:

[clovis29]

51. Man, what a tough day

[JimmyJazz]

53. Yes, it has been rough - Welcome to DU!

How are you feeling about the MSM suppression of the truth about the protesters? I'm a bit peeved about it myself.

[Chovexani]

52. I know what you mean dude

I think I've posted more in GD today than I have in the last six months.

And a few minutes ago I realized why the hell I stay in the Lounge. People seriously need to get the stick out of their asses.

[JimmyJazz]

54. That would be, "dudette," but I do know what you mean.

:)