Freepers think cartoons cause homosexuality

[Zuni]

To: E Rocc
Some joke. Now you know why we don't have cable in our house and never will. I don't want my kids to have homo-promo pumped into their brains by cartoon characters. Sorry.



33 posted on 01/20/2005 7:40:01 AM PST by Antoninus (In hoc sign, vinces †)
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[ronnykmarshall]

1. Freepers cause brain damage.

I'd LOVE to meet one of those nit-wits that really believe that crap.

[politicaholic]

2. Moron. I wouldn't have cable just in case my kids watched Faux News.

[Worst Username Ever]

3. but..but... how does he watch Fox News??

[paineinthearse]

4. See discussion in the media forum.

[ugarte]

5. Practically all homosexuals watched cartoons as kids

Ergo, the logic is irrefutable: cartoons cause homosexuality. :)

[Union Thug]

6. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

That's rich.

[JimmyJazz]

7. Does this mean I'm gay and I just don't know it yet?

Just asking...

[Mabus]

8. At least I know understand why so many of them go to church on Sunday

After watching cartoons all week they need to atone for their sins on Sunday. And it explains what mentality we are dealing with. Too bad they don't read newspapers or question what is going on in the world. If they did they'd turn their wrath on their beloved faux news and the MSM.

It's just more evidence of our reality based community and the fantasyland they live in.

[Liberal Veteran]

9. They are right....you can't let these things go unchecked.

It is a little known fact that homosexuality was rampant in ancient Greece because of all those cute little gay mythological creatures.

Minotaur = gay
Tree nymphs = gay and lesbian
Centaurs = gay and hung like a horse
Cyclops = gay (why do you think he was a called man-eating?)

We have to stop these gay cartoon from turning everyone gay!

Think of the children!

[tridim]

10. Repressed homosexuality causes Freepers.

:hi:

[kick-ass-bob]

11. Hopefully they will see my new avatar.

[guitar man]

12. I watched plenty of cartoons as a kid

The only thing exposure to cartoons did to me sexually was to leave me with the irresistable urge to boink Betty Rubble. I guess that shoots their theory in the ass, no? :shrug:

[fudge stripe cookays]

13. Not Daphne from Scooby Doo?

I can giggle like Betty Rubble, by the way. Some find it quite entertaining.

FSC

[guitar man]

15. Daphne was sexy too

She would be my second choice behind Betty. Actually, I wanted to get Betty and Daphne in a......oops, I don't want to get the thread locked..:spank:

[Liberal Veteran]

14. That last sentence sounds like repressed gayness to me.

:evilgrin:

[guitar man]

17. damn

you don't miss much, do ya? :evilgrin:

[Maestro]

16. I always thought that

the in the cartoon Davey and Goliath, Davey was a gay little fucktard! Why don't they protest that excrement filled cartoon. Oh wait, it was produced by religious zealots so that makes it okay. Puuuleeeeeaaazzzeeeeee! Find something else to worry about, Freepers, like why your son can't stop mastubating to your porn mags that you hypocritcally oogle every night before bed and have hidden in that box in the closet that supposedly no one knows about. Hypocrites!

[tridim]

19. I love that D&G spoof they showed on the Simpsons..

Jobriath: Whatcha making there, Gravey?

Gravey: It's a pipe bomb, Jobriath. For to blow up Planned Parenthood.

Jobriath: I don't know, Gravey.

Gravey: I'm sick of your lack of faith. (lights the bomb and jams it into Jobriath's mouth)

Jobriath: (muffled) But Gravey! (cut back to the "Simpsons" animation style, and to the Flanders flock. An explosion is heard)

Rod & Todd: Yay!

[JohnnyRingo]

18. Reminds me of "The Simpsons" episode where Ned Flanders...

Got a satellite dish.
When he was showing it off, he had all the channels blocked.