MrScorpio Speaks To His Fan Club...

[MrScorpio]

I'm pissed.

All of you motherfuckers are fired.

Estimated Prophet, Brainshrub, Will Pitt and myself were putting our frozen toesies on the line, but you guys were nowhere to be found.

There were other DUers out there in freezing their asses off for the cause, of course, but was my so-called fan club in the joint? No fucking way.

You guys were lacking, big time.

So, until you make amends, you are all hereby DISMISSED.

Deal with it.

[JohnKleeb]

1. Dude I am sorry, I didnt answer your calls

All is good with me.

[underpants]

2. I went with my wife to our first OB/GYN appointment to"see"our first child

Do I get a pass for that? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

[JimmyJazz]

3. I sent you a pm -- am I forgiven?

Pleeze???

[JohnKleeb]

5. I sent you one too

Sorry for being so hasty and stuff. God I was so hasty, I forget who I talked to on the phone now, damnit.

[kitkatrose]

4. Let's see, I was flying home from a funeral that day

and despite my asking for info, I had not a clue where you all were gonna be. Do I pass?

[bettyellen]

6. hey, you didn't return my PM, mister!

so i felt a little disenfranchised, alright? and i marched for your ass two weeks ago, so don't even start.
i forgive you only because you were so nice to Faye.
Yeah, Mr S, I know whatcha been up to. And it's cool.
thanks for doing that... i am sorry i missed it.

[MrScorpio]

7. Hmmm, Perhaps I've been too harsh on you all

I have been considering your replies and I've decided cut you all some slack.

I can't stay mad at you for long. It's just not in me.

Peace and Love, People

[JohnKleeb]

8. Really am apologetic for mishandling the situation

[kitkatrose]

9. Awww, I feel loved.

:loveya: Was it much fun?

[brainshrub]

10. Don't feel bad!

Those of us who showed up had a great time.

By the way, could you please send me the pictures of the Billionaires for Bush party?

And does MrsScorpio know about the 21-year-old hottie you gave the martini to?

Did I just get you into trouble?

[MrScorpio]

13. What MrsScorpio Won't Know Won't Hurt Her

But i'm quite sure that sure knows that were I go, peace and love is sure to follow.

[roguevalley]

11. awww. there, there. you get a little snow and squall. try living in

alaska. its what ... 40 degrees and warm right now? Oh. Sorry.

[DS1]

12. I'd make amends, but someone dismissed me, and I don't have

the elevator keys to the penthouse anymore :shrug:

[MrScorpio]

14. Check post #7

You should be alright now.

[kitkatrose]

15. Where was I when the keys were being passed out?

:shrug: