Screw "romantic love!" We demand INSTANT GROTTO-F*CKATION!

[short bus president]

Stoopid cupid ain't invited - he's a friggin' motard anyway, with his "slow and special" suction cup arrows and terrible aim. Tonight in the Grotto it's all about grabbing the closest sexually-compatible person and gettin' yer rocks off.

So let me waste no more of our valuable playtime - grab and get, people! NOW!

And feel free to go all exhibitionist on us if yer so inclined. You kinky bastards.

[GOPisEvil]

1. I'll just find a dark corner with a couple cabana ladies...

...no peeking, you pervs! :evilgrin:

[short bus president]

2. Yeah

nevermind the sky-eye, or the security folk on the catwalk above. What? You thought that mirror ceiling was for your eyes only?!? Don't you remember signing the A/V release? My lawyers have assured me this is all quite kosher, so relax and enjoy someone else's self. Nobody's watching. Really. :P

[GOPisEvil]

4. Can I get a % of the profits from the sale of the movies?

Don't tell me where the cameras are. It's better if I'm not mugging for the cameras. Looks more natural. :-)

[short bus president]

6. Just listen

for the insane Ross-Perot-hepped-up-on-goofballs giggling, and you'll have found the close-up lens. But she NEVER captures faces, so you'll be alright. Unless your mug is planted somewhere especially photogenic...

;-)

[VelmaD]

18. Goddammit...I do not

sound like Ross Perot hepped up on goofballs. If you don't stop telling people that you might not get to bask in my dulcet tones again. :P

[short bus president]

20. I got yer dulcet tones

RIGHT HERE, baby! Quick - pull my finger!

;-)

[VelmaD]

21. *rolls eyes*

Honey, I was born at night...not last night.

[short bus president]

23. I'm confused...

are they rolling, or watering? I see stink lines...

;-)

[liberalhistorian]

8. Hey, David, have fun

and pour on the 'ol Greek charm, but take some pics for the rest of us so we can be a part of your heartwarming, "uplifting" experience, please!!!!!!!

[GOPisEvil]

9. Now I'm getting all shy...

...LOL!!!

:D

[liberalhistorian]

10. Shy? YOU?

Now THAT'S hard to imagine, lol! Just relax, enjoy the attention of the ladies, and forget we're even watching. We promise not to post any of the pics or tell the rest of the gang about your adventures, REALLY, HONEST! (yeah, right!)

[leftist_rebel1569]

3. so, looks like we're just getting to the point

today, huh? :P

[short bus president]

5. er, yeah...

BALL PIT FOR THE UNDERAGERS TONIGHT!

;-)

[leftist_rebel1569]

7. dammit...

but, it's all cold...and wet...from the hurricane...oh come on, you know you don't want to do it! I'M THE LIFE OF YOUR PARTY! :P

[short bus president]

13. Quiet, you!

The ball pit has been cleaned following the hurricane. No go on out and behave yerself, or I'll sell you to NAMBLA.

[leftist_rebel1569]

25. But, i'm too cool for the ball pit...

:P

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

24. BALL PIT?

I don't think so! ;-)

[VelmaD]

11. Grab a paddle short bus...

or whatever other implement of destruction suits your fancy.

I just got back from the gym and I'm feeling way macho. So dish it out, whatever it is, tonight I can take it. :evilgrin:

DV

[short bus president]

12. yus, but tonight

you must wear the gas mask. I'm rather surprised I haven't been kicked out of my own Grotto at this point... dolo amber seems to have taken offense to the natural bodily reaction to ingesting an entire can of baked beans with dinner. You heard it right, folks - no, we haven't had a bubblemaker installed in the pool.

;-)

[blondeatlast]

15. Read this right after I posted #14.

[VelmaD]

17. Eeeeew...I missed the warning...

how about we just lock your ass in the Dungeon instead? That'll teach you to eat a whole can of baked beans in a house full of girls.

Somebody grab that paddle from short bus and take a turn on the Velma-whirl. ;-)

[short bus president]

19. wus!

THERE WAS NEVER ANY RULE ABOUT FLATULENCE! THERE WAS NEVER ANY RUUUUUUULLLLLEEEEEE!!!

[VelmaD]

22. Well, we're always adding...

new rules.

NO CLOWN MAKEUP!
NO SCAT!
NO ICE CUBE ENEMAS!
NO BAKED BEANS! *snort*

[blondeatlast]

14. Yeah, but I think I'll avoid shortbus tonight. DoloAmber warned us already

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW . . .What is that smell, anyway?!

[short bus president]

16. I dunno what yer talkin' 'bout.

I smell like flowers. Perhaps decayed flowers festering in sun-ripened sewage, but flowers, nonetheless.

:D

[blondeatlast]

26. Ahem. Still keeping my distance . . .