Noel Gallagher has an IQ of 64.

[Kire]

Discuss.

[Kire]

1. That must be the truth.

[Kire]

3. You're right, that's the only possible explanation.

[Wat_Tyler]

2. Does anyone care who Noel Gallagher is any more?

[redqueen]

4. DING DING FUCKING DING!

[Fenris]

6. I thought he was dead!

What a wonderful dream!

[HEyHEY]

23. I PROMISE you he does

[Pert_UK]

5. Hmmm.....you watched BBC1 this evening didn't you?

I was wondering the same thing myself.

More intelligent than Gandhi, Clinton, Einstein....and Carole Smiley.

Highly improbable, captain....

[Kire]

7. naw...I just copycatted off of this thread

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2477026

[mr blur]

8. Seems a bit high. (nt)

[Ann Arbor Dem]

15. That's exactly what I was going to say! n/t

[Pacifist Patriot]

9. I'm a nerd I guess. Who the heck is Noel Gallagher?

[Bombtrack]

13. The founder of Oasis. lead Guitarist, main song writer, rock god

one of the coolest people of the last 20 years to emerge.

[dolo amber]

20. Thank you

Finally, a voice of reason amongst the neanderthals. :P

[mr blur]

17. Well he only has one eyebrow,

Though it's a bushy one. Think of Parker out of Thunderbirds, except slightly less animated. Actually he only had one idea, too, but he sure milked it to death. Awful pub-rock elevated to stadium level. The people bought it, as people do, and made him very rich. Then people realised that he wasn't, in fact, the New Beatles but just a sad retread of some of the ideas of the Old Beatles. If there's any justice, he will never be heard from again - but, of course, there isn't.

[yardwork]

10. He'll never make it into Mensa

[Orsino]

11. That's a lie!

He'd have had trouble getting elected if he were that dumb.

[Bombtrack]

12. Kire likes projecting about himself through claims about random talented

people.

[Kire]

25. wow, I guess I should stop

after all, how many stories can you tell about the guy with the biggest feet in the world

projecting about myself? you know what they say about guys with big feet, huh?

[Kire]

26. Wait, are you saying I'm the one with the IQ of 64?

You're teasing me, aren't you?

I hope so, because I've had such a complex thinking you are saying that I like projecting good things about myself through famous talented people.

I can handle insults, but I just can't handle legitimate psychoanalytical criticism. That's what I pay a doctor for, and they don't post their findings on the internet.

[sundog]

14. Liam Gallagher maybe

sorry, I was one of those terrible people who liked oasis once upon a time (*gasp*) :P

[Magrittes Pipe]

16. I dunno... he's smart enough to trick people into buying shitty records.

[DS1]

19. YES!

EXACTLY! :D

[sasquatch]

18. Well it was 118 before he stared drinking

:beer:

[driver8]

21. If Noel's is 64, then Liam's must be around 32...

I agree with a previous poster -- they managed to convince people a lot smarter than them to buy a lot of shitty records!!

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

22. And that follows that if Noel is 64, Liam is 32... then the Poodle

must top out at 16 or so

and Jack Straw from Witchita... oh, 8 or so?

[sendero]

24. Oasis...

... the next Beatles.

Bwwaaaahhhhahhahahahahahaha!

[underpants]

27. Fu'in stew'ints

Personally I like the return of the pompous rock star.

[billyskank]

28. Oh, that must make him the brains of the outfit then.

:D

[LynneSin]

29. And that's still higher than that boy idiot in the White House

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