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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-21-05 06:29 PM
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Why does Gallagher smash watermelons?
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-21-05 06:29 PM
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1. its fun
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-21-05 06:30 PM
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3. watermelons were meant for eating
I am starting People for the ethical treatment of watermelons, PETAW.
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-21-05 06:29 PM
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2. Easier than hitting a kumquat.
;-)
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-21-05 06:30 PM
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4. you know what would be really cool, if he smashed oranges
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saltpoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-21-05 06:32 PM
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5. Because he has a small penis.
Just a theory.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-21-05 06:32 PM
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6. yeah thats why he takes his anger out on poor helpless watermelons
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saltpoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-21-05 06:34 PM
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7.  : )
Hi, John. Welcome back. And thank you for going in the first place.
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