I feel so dirty

[Maestro]

But I think Barbara Bush (the daughter of *; not the mother) is extremely hot! Oh this kills me. I have a crush on a rethug!!!!!!!!

[Jack_Dawson]

1. Barbara Bush = Kate Beckinsale

Look, I hate her Dad but B.B. is hot.

[Maestro]

3. Thanks.

Can I have some of your Vicodin to calm my nerves?

[Jack_Dawson]

4. Anytime Brother...

How far r u from San Diego?

[Maestro]

7. Too far

but I used to live in Coronado in the late 60's when I was a toddler.

[Jack_Dawson]

9. Where are you now?

You sound...38

[Maestro]

11. Actually I will be 37

in April. I'm 35 miles south of Big D and about 45 minutes north of the Western freaking White House in Crawford. I love where I live but hate the company sometimes.

[Jack_Dawson]

17. Have you been redistricted?

How does Tom DeLay still have a job?

[Maestro]

21. My area wasn't but my former representative's

district was. It was Martin Frost. His district was redistricted by DeLay and other rethugs here in Texas so that his new district was 70% rethug. He lost, not surprisingly, to the snake Pete Sessions. I am now represented by another idiot, repuke Joe Barton.

[lonestarnot]

2. You sick bastid!

[Maestro]

5. I know I am

pathetic!!!!!!!!!!! Something bad is going to happen to me because of this. It is just not right for a good liberal like me to feel this way. There is some bad mojo going around.

[donheld]

6. Hop in

all hope is lost. lol :crazy:

[Maestro]

8. You mean I can find hope there?

Or should I hop in and take a cold shower? :shrug: ;)

[Maestro]

12. Heck, don't worry about the misspell.

I had to edit my message because I did the same thing. It's all Barbara's fault. I can't get her off my mind and I am a happily married man.

[BeatleBoot]

10. Freak

[Maestro]

13. I know.

I feel the need to wash off with Clorox.

[BeatleBoot]

14. It just ain't right dude...

[rawtribe]

15. You haven't see her

true form:

[Maestro]

16. Is that when she is PMSing? -nt

[rawtribe]

18. It's what

she looks like before she puts on makeup.

:scared:

[Maestro]

23. Yikes

I would not want to realize that I slept with that. Puts things in perspective.

[Starlight]

19. I think you need this:

IMO the Bush twins look a couple of sleazy streetwalkers. :silly:

[lonestarnot]

20. Who dressed 'em for the balls? Look like cheap shit for $50K ea.

Made worst dressed list for sure!

[Maestro]

24. I already wear glassess but maybe I need to get them checked.

[GRLMGC]

22. I disagree

I don't think she's hot. She looks juvenile to me. She looks like her mother and the other one looks like her father.

[Maestro]

25. She definitely takes more after Pickles than * -nt