Bob Sacamano.

[coloradodem2005]

He had a hernia operation and now he says in a squeaky voice, "My name is Bob."

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

1. One of my favorite scenes!

[coloradodem2005]

2. I love the part where George, Jerry and Kramer are at the healer.

"Tonsilitis and adnoiditis is essentially an invasion of heat and wind"

"There's some hot air blowing in here."

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

3. That episode is pure genius

"It's a calling - it's a gift."

[coloradodem2005]

4. That was one of the funniest episodes of Seinfeld.

n/t

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

5. Yes.

"I'm an eggplant!" George's face was such a weird shade of purple!

[coloradodem2005]

6. Why did you steal my chuckle?

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

7. "Like flaming globes, Sigmund! Like flaming globes!"

[coloradodem2005]

8. It is just as you prophesized!

The planets of our solar system incinerating before our eyes! Like flaming globes! Sigmund!! Like Flaming globes! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Fax me some hallibat.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

9. Oh, it's cracking me up without even watching it!

How are you feeling, BTW? I read your posts the other day and was concerned about you.

[coloradodem2005]

10. I don't know. I have been very uneven.

I am hoping to get things turned around soon, but I feel powerless much of the time. I just want to start building my life in earnest. But things are not what I wanted or what I thought they would be.

I got the Seinfeld seasons off of netflix and this was part of the early ones.
"And You are not a Doctor. But you play one in real life."

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

11. I know what you mean

I don't know what exactly your circumstances are, but I've also been through periods of serious depression in my life when everything seemed black and hopeless. Things DID get better for me, and I know they will for you, too. It helps to have a support system of friends and relatives who care about you; I hope you have that. Take care.

[Algorem]

12. "That Michael Jordan is so phony...Why did you tell him?!!"

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

13. Did you see that one tonight?

I love the inflection on "WHY'D YOU TELL HIM??!!"

[Algorem]

14. Yeah,that kills me,and the other one with that same guy in Jerry's trunk.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

15. "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!"

And the eyes go crossed when his fingers are slammed in the trunk!

[Algorem]

16. that boy's funnay

JERRY: (singing) Believe it or not, Geooorge isn't at home.

MIKE: (comes up) Hey. Jerry.

JERRY: Hey Mike.. How 'bout those Knicks?

MIKE: (a little anxious) Yeah! How 'bout 'em? Ha ha. Look, Jerry. I can't pay you.

JERRY: Why not?

MIKE: 'Cause I don't have the money..

JERRY: Mike. You say you're a bookie? You take a bet an' then you can't pay? I don't know, Mike, to me it sounds a little, how you say.. "Phony"?

MIKE: Just give me 'til Friday. Please. Please!

JERRY: You know, you're supposed to be the Bookie. Act like one.

MIKE: I'm sorry. Uh--oh here--let me give you a hand with that.

(Mike gets some groceries out.)

JERRY: (trying to shut the trunk hood) Something wrong with this trunk.

MIKE: Oh. Let me seeAs Mike puts his hands there, Jerry, unaware, shuts the trunk again! It happens very fast--Mike's hands are slammed and he screams out in pain!)Jerry's. Kramer and Jerry are talking. Jerry's eating lunch at his table.]

KRAMER: Mike's outside. He wants to talk to you.

JERRY: Well why doesn't he just come in?

KRAMER: Because he's scared, Jerry.

JERRY: Why is he scared.

KRAMER: (sighs, opens door) Come on in. Did you do this? (Mike has two hand casts on)

JERRY: Yeah, but--

KRAMER: Uh--ah--ah! You broke his thumbs.


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